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# newsletter subjectline compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Pachey and Captain Wow won't tell the boys if they're handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# How do you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *insert witty title here*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *inserts willy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Because you're worth it
or
erm
nope, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
#
it one

\too much time on \talk blog :(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# WANK WANK OOPS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha
what was that again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Give us a break
DLT, radio 1 saturday afternoons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# darts on the radio with the hairy cornflake, mr DAVE. LEE. TRAVIIIIIIIS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# oh aye
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
That's how I feel right now!
(duck Quack !, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Breeding pantomime horses
for fun and profit.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ...and then the doctor said he'd never extracted a lump of smegma that size before...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# DRINKING WHITE WINE FROM THE FURRY CUP!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D NEVER HAVE MET THE POPE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
lose a child see the world
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
o_0




Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# "Snorting the coke of the web through the nostrils of objectivity"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# JORDAN HAS A FANNY LIKE AN AGAR PLATE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Give me the smallest finger on man's hand . i'll produce information. Computer Unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# thief!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again
I received hate mail after my last suggestion got used :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Blimey Ptolly
What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# really
hahahaha
what was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# "my inner paedophile has fucked your inner child"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# haha
excellent
was the hatemail badly spelled nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Funnily enough, yes!
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I suppose there are newsletterers whose sensibilities are easily offended
although it does beg the question "why on earth are they reading the newsletter?".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I suspect it might get forwarded on
to "outsiders"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Pffft
I loved that title!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# well fair enough
that is a pretty crappy subject line
(b, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Everybody Knows Someone Who Looks Like Harold Shipman
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I don't.
Does that mean it's me?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# SMELL MY FINGER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# or
smell my ginger?
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Because I'm worth shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# and the vicar agreed with me that children should be obscene and not heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# OH GOD MY MINGE IS ON FIRE AGAIN
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# somehow
I can actually see that being used
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# used for what?
OH GOD IT'S ON FIRE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE OBEY YOU WITHOUT THREATENING TO BE SICK ON THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# didn't you say that last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I am very sure I didn't.
I'm paraphrasing an episode of Biffovision I saw less than a week ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i've definitely seen it somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# That's where I saw it
On telly, less than a week ago.

Well, heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Exactly like Worth 1000, but with bad AIDS
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# this^^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# NEWSLETTER!
Shit, we said the 'N' word!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# oooh topical
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Radioactive cheese in myopic space disaster
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN AN IPOD NANO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# cool - where?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN A YEAR'S FREE BABYSITTING!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha!
yay


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# all this talk of maddie
won't someone think of holly and jessica?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# aaaagh lollercaust
now there is pasta EVERYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
love it. Wooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# you bad bad man, - but very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# GONDWANALAND CATS GAVE TARZAN MUMPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# We won't use the word 'nigger' in our newsletter.



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ohh is the float all finished and ready?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ah fuck. i forgot to unsubscribe again
i know you'll never use this, as i know you chersish your numbers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# THANKS. I'VE JUST HAD IT STUFFED
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# WHEN THAI WHORES GO BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
BAD MOULDY
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha, this! But with added...
GET THEIR WANGS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# the pointless world of Paris Hilton
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Jihad, a fun game for all the family.
*hides embassy*
(Dr. Evil, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I visited b3ta.com and all I got was this lousey newsletter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# BIG BIRD IS A HE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# My geography teacher at school
Was the cousin of the actor who played bigbird.

relurks

oh a compo entry -

Show me the person who came second and i'll show you my arse.

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# all previous newsletters revealed as hoax
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# EATING SHIT AND ONIONS FOR FUN!
or

WATCHING YOU BATHE SINCE 1996.
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Getting to your inbox faster than Paris Hilton gets out of jail
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# WETTER THAN MARTI PELLOW ON HIS PERIOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# THE INTERNET'S SLOPPY SECONDS
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# FALKLANDS MEMORIAL ISSUE: WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN ARGENTINIAN
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# B3TA: HARDER TO QUIT THAN CRACK, COKE AND HEROIN COMBINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# we're licking the pus from the weeping anus of life
(Bhison is tripping over the shoelaces of life, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# "You're pushing it out you cunting nig nog"
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it should be
le nigger de rigeur
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)