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[challenge entry] Quicke for teh compo

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(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Jesus!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# haha great!
Cradle it!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ..indeed.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *likes*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Awwww!
Mom, mom! Can I keep him? He's so cu... Mom! He ate my arm!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I was just spazzing back at compo entries
and saw Ivesb mention a name that goes with "Lucy".
Tell him "Lastic" goes well.
although I bet that's already been mentioned.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i'm here!!
lucy lastic...
hmm...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That was one of my nicknames when I was a child
Even though my name isn't Lucy.
It down to the fact that I was always removing my pance when I was very ickle.
/blog
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
and now?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ahh Lucy Lastic!

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.

Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.

Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.

Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.

Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That's great
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# That's awesome work
*clicks*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha you bugger
That was my next one. But I think yours is better than mine would have been.

Can I have that fiver now blog.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Heh!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i like that because it has jesus and dinosaurs.
two of the best things ever made. so woo yay!

*clicks*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Agreed
Clicks as well.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that really is excellent.
it has viral potential.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# That is gowjus
Cerrrrrrlick!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# great no wi'll have to take it for walks!
what? he called it 'fluffy'?!
dammit!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This is excellent
well done

(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# LAFF
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Don't tell Spielberg!
Or even Gibson!

Woo!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# aww
great shoppage
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# brilliant stuff
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# congrats on the FP fella, well deserved!
nicely shopped!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Thank you!
Me is chuffed!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Oh Sweet Jesus this is pro work...!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# This is good
Now I will rest
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Larger file?
Where can I get a big fuckoff poster of that?
Woo.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# this hathat
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# superb
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# As per bloody usual, I'm later than
a teenage slag after 4 litres of white lightning and a ganging from every chap in the council estate,
but nonetheless---

Fanbloodytastic!

:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# soooooperb
where can I buy one?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
#
I really like that
wyh
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ha ha
really most excellent
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# well done!
woo and yay and fucking hooplah!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
That's fucking funny man : )
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# awwwww bless!
the other dinosaurs were picking on little rexy!
he looks traumatized!

edit: how did you shop that so nicely?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# That's exceptional
well deserved FP!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)
# haha!
fantastic
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!
May offend bible bashers.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you sure
that's not chuck norris?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# yes!
this is awesome!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Thanks for all the comments peeps :)
Appreciated!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Wow!
I love it, that's fantastic!!!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)