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From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

That's simply ace
woo!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

Hahahahahahah!
FP NOW!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

Stop the challenge now* - we have a winner.
* Please....seriously - stop the challenge. before it gets ashfasuophfarouhguregr.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

's right
give this man the compo medal, and stop the compo now

who has the medal?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

agrees
i also notice you have read kes
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

yeah - I remember it being one of the only books I actually enjoyed during my school days

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

Christ, you enjoyed that?
I don't think I enjoyed a single book I read at school
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

That's
because teachers only pick books that they can buy pre-prepared lesson plan packs for.

That way, they get to use their PPA time to fuck off to the shops.

If you actually see a list of what they COULD use, its got some great books on it.

Munters.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

with a phrase such as 'hands off cocks, on socks' how could anyone NOT like it?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

we've had worse challenges
and there have been some good entries.

shame about all the dross.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

haha
*clicks*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

:)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

haha ace!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Hahaha!
Nice
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

hahaha
That's pretty much how Norton works, grabs your PC by the balls and doesn't let go..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Tru dat.
My mate's a really good tech head, and had to sort out my machine the other day.

"Oh. Oh that's interesting. Innnnntttteerrressting..."

Norton AV had expired, and I had told it I didn't want to renew, so it was trying absolutely to take my machine down with it.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

just uninstall it completly
it's the only way.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

That's what I'd done.
It was the "complete unstallation" that kicked off all the probs.

He's a wise and experienced guy, and even he was surprised at how far it had got in.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

i hate antivirus software
and how they hype it up.

i've never used it and have onlt had 1 virus that was sent to me by my boss.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

alternatively, take off, and nuke the site from orbit...

( The Great Architect, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

i think you'll find that this is a military operation.

where are the images?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

seriously
what does it actually do to your computer once you say no? I had no end of trouble with norton. My computer was bluescreening every day.
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

it would be a shame if you continued to use norton anti virus

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

hahaha, brilliant, and so true!
nod32 all the way!
( The Great Architect, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Marvel-hoos!
*click*
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Brilliant
*teh clicks*
( theonecynic couldn't get rid of the comma on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
utter fucking genius!

( Mushroom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

Class!
Def worth a *click* and congrats on one of the better FP's we've had recently!
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

Cheers guvnah!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

winner
fan-fucking-tastic :)
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

Hahahaha
Woo, Yay and Houpla, dear Sir.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Who needs love when there's Southern Comfort?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)

and
now it's on the frontpage of Digg. this will be HUGE :D
( squidboot drips, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

wyh!
Double frontpage'eg! *Nearly 5th Birthday*
(lostpixel, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)

saw this on the FP
and it is brilliant
/saves to b3ta folder/
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)

This is on Digg.
You are ridiculous and win the big one.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)

:OD
...Wish I'd taken some care over it now...!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

You've invaded the Front page of Techeblog today!
www.techeblog.com/
(Hightower meh, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Another invasion...
and trendsquad have also nicked it. (er, shared it)

trendsquad.com/symantec-wants-to-make-you-an-offer-you-can%e2%80%99t-refuse/#respond
(zathrag, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

This is madness!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)