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# Black Tuesday
Poor barsteward in the queue behind me to get his overpriced fry-up in the canteen this morning had the misfortune to drop the tray.

Pity the poor sod when he got to the front to pay (red faced) and was greeted with a roll of kitchen towel and a marigold.

The poor git is only our Health and Safety rep ...
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *unlocks bunker*

EDIT: Heh, amusing though
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# that answers that question
*dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *dives on*
'ningles Meeeeenky!!!

*much sexing*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *stores CCTV footage for later reference*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *BEAM*
give me a sip of your coffee love?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# anything for you sweety!
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *tries not to spill it*
thanks

*caffeine boost*

*hips a blur*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hehehe
*squelches*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# aqualung. check
flippers. check
wetsuit. check
goggles. check


right, i'm going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I've got some supplies here (buscuits and tea!)... Should last until Tuesday has passed....
'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# oh dear
who's got the bunker keys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# me and dad,
and if you're bringing biscuits no digestice.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# What is this digestice of which you speak?
'ning son!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# New McVities Ice Filtered digestives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav
*does finger snappy thing*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# good morning Professor
I see Tuesday has arrived once again.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Phwoar
that sounds like a biscuit worth stripping off for!

Ning All.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Waaaaaaasssssssssssssssspppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy!
'ning sunshine! How's tricks?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I'm at work, naked, with biscuit in my japseye
thanks to GS

So pretty good all in all!
Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# don't dunk it for too long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I haven't got any biscuit in my japseye...
...I might have to remedy this later.

Other than that I'm absolutely fucking spiffing, cheers =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Nice to see a little sunshine this week
and the weather's been OK too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *hugs*
ask the minkster!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# is there nothing you don't see?
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# monipresence.
handy thing that.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# omnipresence.....
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Here she comes now singin' moni-presence...
/Billy Idol
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ning Aphex =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'sup dawg
where's the mrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# She's at home...
...sleeping the sleep of the just after.

I expect she'll be up and about later. Try and find out where she hides the mink snacks if you can!

Also, you're one of those Scotlandishers aren't you... are you coming to Laird Dave's bash next month?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# i might very well do
i shall refrain from curling round jessies neck in person though.
it might be a strain carrying a 12 stone scotsman!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 1 stone of that is pure cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# damn straight it is
*limps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *opens bunker*
bring biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# tell us more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# mein godt
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# You're on the wrong board, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Though I'm not sure they'd care over there, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Pffft.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# ˆThis. Oh yes. Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning Grunty.
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Morning Prof!
I'm middling, but getting there. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Well, you obviously know there's a talk board
as you have 100+ posts there and only 7 here.

Yessir, I believe its about time to grab your ankles, my son.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's gonna be a country style bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# YEEEEEHAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# wese gonna fuck the freedom out of him!
fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] lol easter island heads with party hats on lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# lol on fire!
haha, they burning!

OMG!! OUR ANCIENT MONUMENTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# WINNAR
ello muggy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# more ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'ning you!
How's life?

Also: *clicks* ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# helloooooooooooooo mate
not bad not bad..... just wish I was chillin out in a beer garden today rather than being in work. Oh well can't have it all :)

Hope you are ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# draw us a picture of it, then
cos we can't have words without pichers for we are but empty-minded gonks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# have they changed the address for the talk board or something?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# yeh
it moved and didn't tell any of the /talkers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I wish the whole website could do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# like at my house
where invisible goblins rearrange the furniture while I'm sleeping, leaving pointy things on the floor for me to tread on and pissing me into the mouth sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha, I remember that thread well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Leecher
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *Ahem* Tell me about your childhood.
*Hyperactives*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# really?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# haha
did you see www.b3ta.com/links/Vic_Bob_do_Carry_on_Camping
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I did yes, had me in stitches
/not usually a vic and bob fan either, but that was great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I'm blind
I can't see any pictures....
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# oh dear, oh dear oh dear
oooooo, Spider Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
Harry Plopper.

Oh hang on - I forgot you were my new nemesis

*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'ning
*shifts cautiously*
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *consults lawyers*

........ning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Does whatever a spider pig does.
 
Haven't even seen the movie yet, but I've still got that stuck in my head from the ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2uZkae8ra8&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hello.... is it me you're looking for..?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *sculpts mongy head*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# "OMG UR HEADZ IS MONGY!!!! LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Taxi for Dionysian
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# LOL! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# shouldn't that be a
/
?
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# /o\

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS NOT GOOD SAFETY.
I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# That's almost interesting.










Actually, on second thought, no it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# "Health and Safety Rep in Only Human Shocker"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)