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# BEWARE CORNFLAKEBOXTIMUS PRIME

For he scuttles exceedingly quickly in a backwards direction
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)
# HES MADE OUT OF CORNFLAXE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)
# It's nothing a cereal killer couldn't handle
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *cough*

cereal

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you should really do something about that cough of yours

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# i know
and i've given up smoking for nearly 2 years now as well.

i think it's because i'm sat near the photocopier at work, i keep getting negative ions or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# that doesn't sound healthy!
have you considered becoming a lumberjack?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)
# menthol cigarettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# oh dear.... i wasn't quite shreddie for that pun!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Nice!
You had to think outside the box for that one.
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I am going to have to leave before my brain is melted by this box.... cheerio
(likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)
# oh no.... i've dropped it on my wee-toes (wheatos)...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# May be you should sit down and have a cup of tea

I think your going a bit flakey
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:28, archived)
# its because ive been up all night on smack, crack and pot
(likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# That's a Frostie reception
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Oh
don't you Start
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)
# You know, you might be Just Right
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Shut it, you (sugar) pouf!
you (sugar) pouf!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Of for god's sake, thats barely a pun...
Where's your Common Sense?
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Are you All Bran-ding him a liar?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# We're really milking this now
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# that's because you're special, 'k?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# No!
I was just a (serving) suggestion
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Oh god,
that pun is so corny
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# he is more then meets the eye
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Is he running
backwards?

Woo though!
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yes
That is why he is scuttling exceedingly quickly in a backwards direction


( I ballsed up the scrolling direction)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hehe
still good!
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)
# nice
ning a ning nang my nang a long ling long, to b3ta

\listening to ministry on the way to work blog.
(prostheses, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Robots and product placement?
this must be from the movie :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# haha
whats that, EBAY you say?

yes, that's right, EBAY

oh and look, here's a closeup of a PANASONIC memory card, and a NOKIA phone

I've never seen such a cynical film in my life, thank christ I didn't pay money to see it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Mountain Dew is Robot Spluff!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# it's directed by michael bay
i don't need to see it to know it'll be godawful shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Michael Bay is to directing as
blunderbusses are to ballet.
(jammietarts ..., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# very true
there's a real military-industrial mentality going on behind it as well, I've never seen a film aimed at kids with so many guns in it..

gaaaargh I'm getting old, for the very first time I find myself morally disapproving of popular culture!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I can't see how the film
itself was cynical. You just have to accept product placement and ignore it.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# just think about
how much ebay/nokia etc must have paid them for endlessly mentioning their products.. that's why it's cynical
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I just don't care
about product placement. I know it's going to be there so I just ignore it and look at tits or whatever else is going on in the scene.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
#
cyn·i·cal /snkl/ –adjective
1. like or characteristic of a cynic; distrusting or disparaging the motives of others.
2. showing contempt for accepted standards of honesty or morality by one's actions, esp. by actions that exploit the scruples of others.
3. bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
# My first thoughts
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)
# er...
er...



*runs*

edit: ok, maybe 'money-grabbing' is a better adjective
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Now this
is something I do agree with, but you know, explosions are good.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# i worry about you sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# pffffft!
you made that, then realised it scrolled the wrong way! :p
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I did, yes
hence the hurried wittily amusing subtitle
cunningly disguised as having meant to do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Rolled oats in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)
# genuine *pffft* moment there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Arf!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning Freebs!
That's a gloriously nonsensical way to start a Friday. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)
# ning sir
I am glad.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Arm Milk Cannon!
*unzips flies*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# yay
the better way to start the day...

I can't flip it in my head so it looks like he's running forwards. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)