I was just a skinny lad
Linky to mildy nsfw entry
(and I use the word entry advisedly)

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)

Dear god
This explains why the world is so shit.

EDIT: Still don't know the song though...
'Fat bottomed girls make the world go round'?
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)

Queen

( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

'I want to break free'?

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

I thought it was Killer Queen

( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)

True. I imagine
being queened by this person could be fatal.
*tries to stop imagining*
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

I thought it was..
"I'm on top of the world.... looking down on creation..."
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

looking down shitting
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

O.o

I'm playing my NSFW card
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

Snap

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm playing my adblock card

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

^this
NSFW! And not safe for looking at in general
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)

I'm finding it strangley hypnotic

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

unless you work as a roly-poly-gram

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

so fat chick in a bikini BAD, barney spraying crowd with purple jizz from his cdc OK
have i got this right?
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

Yes :D
Read the FAQ... crudely drawn spunking cocks are ok, things that could be misconstrued as porn are not
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)

ahh, its the FAQ
what Work might think doesnt matter.
got it
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

Wow
that was short compared to how long the 'NSFW' debate normally drags out
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)

Let's start it up again, then. I'll begin...
No, fuck you, etc.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

*generic blind arguing*

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

Stock self-aggrandising response, probably littered with profanity and vague threats.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

Fair enough
I do feel some sort of personal obligation to defend all fat chicks in bikinis squatting on globes, but I accept your arguments
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

this is a website... th administrators of which have created guidelines...
if you have a problem then i suggest you turn your fucking images off and preview them one at a time... otherwise start your own forum
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

oohh
touchy...
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

I appear to have misread the situation :-s

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

go and stand about 10 feet away from your PC and look at the images...
the barney one looks subtle enough to get away with it...

whereas you can BLATANTLY SEE THIS IS A BIKINI CLAD WOMAN IN A CROUCH POSITION!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

aaaarggghhhhhhh!
/falls out of window
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

pffft

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

yes
from a distance the barney pic would lok like a pic of barney.

but the lady up there would still look like a fat lass in a bikini and should you boss see it he would probably take you aside fo a word.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

I'll play this as it has a globe in it but not
a heeuge arse



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

Haha!

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)

ha!

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

^this so fucking hard!

( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

*counters with Mr. Bunn the Baker*

( The Great Architect, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

*changes at king's cross onto the northern line*

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

( The Great Architect, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

so thats how they get the equator line on globes..

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

lollercopters

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

Is she a pole dancer?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

haha... i see what you did thur!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

Hahah!

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)

Charming.
I never did understand this song:


( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

Nope, you've lost me
:(
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

It's a Marvin Gaye song
The World is just a great big onion,
And pain and fear are the spices that make you cry,
And the only way to get rid of this great big onion,
Is to plant love seeds until it dies.
( Afinkawan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

Onion earth
floating around the sun
with nothing but a colslaw
and a half baked bun
and some hun
knee.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

so, err. should i just change this to a link or not ?
i didn't think it was that bad.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

If several people complain, what do you have to lose by doing it anyway?
For the record, I also think it is NSFW
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)