b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » If Song Lyrics Were Literally True » Message 7497537

[challenge entry] I was just a skinny lad
Linky to mildy nsfw entry
(and I use the word entry advisedly)

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Dear god
This explains why the world is so shit.

EDIT: Still don't know the song though...
'Fat bottomed girls make the world go round'?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# 'I want to break free'?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I thought it was Killer Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# True. I imagine
being queened by this person could be fatal.
*tries to stop imagining*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I thought it was..
"I'm on top of the world.... looking down on creation..."
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
#
looking down shitting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# O.o

I'm playing my NSFW card
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Snap
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I'm playing my adblock card

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ^this
NSFW! And not safe for looking at in general
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm finding it strangley hypnotic
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# unless you work as a roly-poly-gram
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# so fat chick in a bikini BAD, barney spraying crowd with purple jizz from his cdc OK
have i got this right?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yes :D
Read the FAQ... crudely drawn spunking cocks are ok, things that could be misconstrued as porn are not
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ahh, its the FAQ
what Work might think doesnt matter.
got it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Wow
that was short compared to how long the 'NSFW' debate normally drags out
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Let's start it up again, then. I'll begin...
No, fuck you, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *generic blind arguing*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Stock self-aggrandising response, probably littered with profanity and vague threats.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Fair enough
I do feel some sort of personal obligation to defend all fat chicks in bikinis squatting on globes, but I accept your arguments
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# this is a website... th administrators of which have created guidelines...
if you have a problem then i suggest you turn your fucking images off and preview them one at a time... otherwise start your own forum
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# oohh
touchy...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I appear to have misread the situation :-s
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# go and stand about 10 feet away from your PC and look at the images...
the barney one looks subtle enough to get away with it...

whereas you can BLATANTLY SEE THIS IS A BIKINI CLAD WOMAN IN A CROUCH POSITION!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# aaaarggghhhhhhh!
/falls out of window
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# pffft
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# yes
from a distance the barney pic would lok like a pic of barney.

but the lady up there would still look like a fat lass in a bikini and should you boss see it he would probably take you aside fo a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I'll play this as it has a globe in it but not
a heeuge arse



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^this so fucking hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *counters with Mr. Bunn the Baker*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *changes at king's cross onto the northern line*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# so thats how they get the equator line on globes..
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# lollercopters
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Is she a pole dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# haha... i see what you did thur!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Charming.
I never did understand this song:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Nope, you've lost me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# It's a Marvin Gaye song
The World is just a great big onion,
And pain and fear are the spices that make you cry,
And the only way to get rid of this great big onion,
Is to plant love seeds until it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Onion earth
floating around the sun
with nothing but a colslaw
and a half baked bun
and some hun
knee.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# so, err. should i just change this to a link or not ?
i didn't think it was that bad.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# If several people complain, what do you have to lose by doing it anyway?
For the record, I also think it is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)