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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha :)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

arf! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Oh stoppit :D
*clicks*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Haha!

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

pfffft
don't worry - you can suntan!

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

what? with his skin, oh, i don't think so dear.

he'll go like a lobster and it's muggings here who'll have to spread aftersun all over him.

*minces off to find a parasol*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

that's a goodun

( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

I DEMAND MY SUN AND FUNSHINE!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

and a bit of sea would be nice

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Don't worry, you can suntan.

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

I'm burned to a crisp as it is
and every time I fall asleep the missus sneaks off dancing... this holiday blows!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

i was told there'd be enough for everyone!
i feel very much let down by this current state of affairs....
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7509937
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha!
Top!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahahq

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

*clicks*
that is all.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahahahahahha
winner
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

i laughed sesame seeds out of my nose
woo to you, sir!
( Smash Monkey POOP IMMINENT, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

ha ha
*likes*
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Ahahaha!

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

*clicks*
(Radio Active Tea, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

that's wicked :D
*clicks*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Hah!
It's ok though, there's a charge for going to the toilet.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

I've been there...
...and there're not free!

/calls office of fair trading
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)

Wasnt this FP'd a while back
?
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

indeed it was
it read "closed due to unsustainable drinks policy"

can't remember who did that one though.. could be TGA himself ;)
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)

I'm pretty certain it was

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)

damn, it's a bindun, although can't say I'm suprised :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)

Twas I
in September last year, although its quite likely that someone else had the idea before.

www.b3ta.com/board/6290184
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

a better realised gag, that
and I replied to it, must
have bene lurking in the subconcious,
great stuff, sir!
( The Great Architect, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 8:46, archived)

I often find myself thinking
"Did I think of that or did I see it somewhere?"

along with

"Who are you? and where are my pants?"

no problem fella!
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

i just spat tea
all over the screen. You did that you did :D
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)

woo!
that rocks!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

having not been exposed to the eponymous song
it took some frowning, thinking, googling and listening to figure this out. Kinda detracted from the "pfffft!" factor for me, unfortunately! ;)
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)

Seldom is the annoyingly overused acronym true.
But this actually made me laugh out loud.

Big Woo!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)