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# Crazy times in 't pub
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# i love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# i love these too
he/she should just change their name to CLICK, *click* ps. ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Is the one in the back licking it's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# that's a front paw that is
so no :)

/shame
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# not sure if I believe you :)
I think I'll stick with my interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# oh my, I do love these
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# They should use you for their adverts!
FACT!

Please encourage your pets to drink responsibly


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Excellent
Seen this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7003325.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha
it's the RIS originator!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# bunch of bloody idiots......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# "It's bureaucracy gone mad"
said Mr Ralls, a retired insurance firm regional manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# still a pirate then?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
(yyaarrrr)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *dusts broom*
fuck, that was elmore james
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *tchois*
*'mistreating child abuse's*

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *beglomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# A Morrison's spokesman said exactly the same thing a Morrison's spokesman said in this other case:
archive.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/2007/7/12/328768.html
And this one:
icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/sundaysun/ianrobson/2006/11/26/do-i-look-like-a-teenager--50081-18161553/
There ought to be somewhere you can hire a spokesman to speak to spokesmen.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# A grandmother at 39?
Miss Rosario, of Brickley Lane, Devizes, said: "The checkout assistant asked if I had ID so she could sell me the alcohol. I said no, I'm not a child, I'm 40 next year'."

Good heavens!

Edit: and from the second one: "Store staff are trained to be highly vigilant"
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I once asked a 60- year old man for ID
in a pub once, he thought it was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# foamless kitty is puzzled!
I really love these
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!!!
excellent!
but if they drink too much they won't be feline well the next day.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *hands coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Cats like pubs!
Woooo!

Anyone know where i can get the furtave bear logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# are you being sponsored by a certain irish stout manufacturer?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# no, not really
I don't think Guiness would be endorsing cat-alcoholism
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# they would if they thought
it would make them more money.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# i seem to recall an old poster saying;
GUINESS!
GIVES YOU STRENGH.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
GUI GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# It would fall foul of the ASA's code of practice
/is turning into one of those boring old people who complains about ads
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# yeah but - all the ASA can do is say
"don't show that shocking advert everyone's talking about again - and, by the way, here's some free press which will make more people want to see it because now it's banned..."

by which time, the advertising agency and clients are probably well on with the next set of adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm loving these!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I love these
All of them.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ^this
with added *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that other one is far too young to be served!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Cats seldom live above about 15 years*
so this is not only illegal drinking but also probably paedophilia!

*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# FP number 3
go on, if you squeeze them out there's room for another 7!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hmm, 3 consecutive fp's on 1 subject.. I doubt it
you seem to be the only hattrick-champ yet
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# really?
is that why they've been ignoring all my hardest efforts since?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# what are you trying to point out here
?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I love these crazy cats

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yay! more!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *sigh*
you really are the king of animation

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# first prince, now king
who died?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# haha!
the takeover of the FP and the popular is going strong!

'clicky'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# This is the best one!
I say that each time you post :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I wuv you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# This is utterly spiffing.
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)