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OMG! SPAM! LOL!

(viagra.org.il, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

OH GOD NO, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW

™

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

MAPS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SPLAMS?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SMALPS? ©

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

PALMS

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

4 BEEF SPLAMS, PLEASE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

you want regular or kingsize?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Biggar!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

woah!

you ain't in texas now sonny!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

I want to fuck you with a barbed wire fencepost

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

...pushed by a locomotive

...quad diesel powered

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'd prefer to use a Deltic...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

what does TITS stand for?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

take it up the shitter?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

TITS Taking It Too Seriously
TITS Texas Interstate Truck Stop
TITS That Is To Say
TITS Think It Through Stupid
TITS Tits Is Tits See

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

I want to go to a texas interstate truck stop

and eat a huge burger

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

ah ha

so when i see "TITS or GTFO", it's likely to mean "think it through stupid or get the fuck out", you are super, special and regal sir.

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

it tends to mean "TITS and GTFO"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

which TITS would that be referring to?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

my tits

like 'em?

DO YA?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

i don't see any tits in your profile

but i do really like your optical illusions

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

(')< HONK!

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

i prefer the middle one

as experienced in total recall

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

i suppose it's a context thing really

i shall use that list in future "TITS" posts to work out what's going on

manjuice for everyone that's helped me

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

It actually means get your tits out or get the fuck off

It's used on 4chan a lot for the cam whores that post there that take too long to get their tits out in a sequence on images of them getting nakeder.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

why thank you :)

although i have been demoted in recent times :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

don't let the opressed masses drag you down

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

This is too stiff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

good christ it's you

now all wee need are Waspy and Tets to complete the entire set...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

[rusty barbed wire?

...although I guess it could be good for reporting Terms&Conditions abuse to the respective hosts/IP block holders.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

w00t w00t

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

What the fuck is this!?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

SPAM

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

Why would they do such a thing!?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i blame it on SARS and the war in iraq

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

I detect no fail.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Not in the slightest.

It has also been nearly half an hour, and no Mod Edit.

DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Of course

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

*mwah*!

Why aren't you on msn? I have a hard-on and everything!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Dear god....

I'm a working bee tonight (and for the past...age). So I'll have to decline that...."irrisistible" offer.

Hows things? Sore? :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

I don't even remember

who you are.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Who are you again?

Pfft.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

I don't even remember that anymore.

Look what you've done!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

Hurray!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

'Sore' nah...

but things have been better. Of course....I realise that you are a busy girl, Hol's and speaking to me is the last thing on your mind. But one flash, just one - could mean the difference between surviving tonight or having my bollocks explode.

actually i did want to talk to you - but it's nothing important

Wanks come first!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Dont put testicular explosions on me :(

I'm off to bed in a bit, but I'll try and pop onto the msns tomorrow. I actually have a folder entitled "images for BHLC" that I keep meaning to send off to you...

oh yes...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

can't sleep - logged onto b3ta for...

WHAT???!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA

great name your majesty

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

haha! And this

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i fear i may be sued ;)

^{TM^TM}

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Cant sleep? Worried about your manhood?

learn the secret that'll keep her coming back for more!

Quality v1agra at cheap prices!

etc

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i'll bear that in mind dear...

briefly ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Dot relegate me to your spam folder :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

wouldn't dare

*fears your wrath*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

QIUTE RIGHT TOO

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i don't fear your spelling prowess though ;)

*really fears now*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Pffft. I'm far too important to correct typos

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

cup of tea?

then i must try again to sleep

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ooh, lovely, ta

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

*tries all of them*

i LOVE sex and israel!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

any horses?

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

yes, but not the ones we all know and love... :-/

*2horses1cup's the heck out of here*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

you should have at least 20 inches by now then

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I was about to get angry for you spamming my favorite website

but your smiley has disarmed me and put me in the mood to shop for Israli sex viagra.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

that'll give you a big stiff pork sword

er, hang on

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

fuck off you shitting shitting fuck shitting fuck cunt piss shit shitting shit piss shit piss

piss shit shitting

you waited all week to do that?

well done, fuck

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I hope Bennyhilslovechild haunts you in your dreams

and you have to pick the dry, hardened semen from your hairy navel-area

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Hahahahahah!

Thanks for that!

twunt

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

hahaha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Oh hang on Mr Kick

Shirley nobody deserves lifelong haunting by BHLC.
Not even Prince!
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

Now Now Ms Pot!

I find that slightly unfair. Just because I happen to make you wetter than an otter's pocket everytime you think of me. It's not my fault you get a wide on. Don't be bitter. If we lived closer I'd hammer you like a Sutcliffe victim, I told you that - no need to get personal...:)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Oh oops

I didn't realise you were around.

*whistles innocently despite damning evidence*

Now I am moist.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

I have that effect on you.

Not my fault I make you run like a tap. I make your nipples harder than Chinese algebra

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

benny hill?

isnt he dead?

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

He may be,

But I, Sir, am not!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

thats cool

just checking,
'goes off to investigate source of smell'

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Time for some sleep

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i'm waiting for the one drawing of the man with his glasses on the table

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

I say old bean!

One hopes that you lose your parents in a freak yachting accident, and then get infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, what?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Thousands of freaks operate yachts in an uncontrolled manner

Please, give all you can to help prevent this, you can use your credit card, phone now on 0800-HISASS

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

*clicks i like this*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

bobbie larkin?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

must not click ignore button

must resist...

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weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

doubt it'll last long enough to be ignored

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

[1 day, 1 message?

..you've lived for this day, haven't you?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

hahahahaha

that's ACE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Boo

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

hoorah!

evening!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Dear Mr/Ms Spammer

Gosh we've never heard of Viagra but now that I've seen what amazing things it can do I would like to point out something to you.
The majority of men on this board only have one sex-related problem and that is they can't get enough of it or even get it at all.

Even drawn pictures of squirrels with tits gives them TFH.

Now shoo.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i actually get plenty of sex

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

i probably shouldn't have mentioned that, though.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

I for one am going to unfriend you

sex...puh...I bet you have a naked lady fetish as well?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Sorry

I didn't realise sex with yourself counted :)
*scarpers*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

really, that was the best you had?

:-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

SQWT Give DrZaarlon...

..TFH.

or:

SQWTGDZTFH. oh yes, I'm healthy.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Haha, it's all in Hebrew

and it appears to all be about viagra.

I was hoping for girls with machine guns delicately perched in a row on a menora or something.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=559

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

DO YOU SUFFERING FROM SHORTPENIS?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

[I WANT MY CIGARETTES, NURSE RATCHET!!!!]

heh

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

hmm

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

Ya know b3tans

this one day old fudge-packing-mud-bunny-hunting-goatse-munching-knobjockey-ham-touching luzer of a spammer will never see your replies. He's made like horseshit and hit the dusty trail; he's made like a good Catholic and pulled out; he's gone.

*But I liked reading them...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

Grrr

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)