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[challenge entry] swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo!

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Monsieur Toast.
have a *click*, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I did that too... click
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# marvelous
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I love this!
mainly because it will ALWAYS have my 11th FP at the top! \\o/

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I've been meaning to make a Happy Toats
extreme talent vs friends graph for a while now you over-clever sod! C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# you fucking clever bastard
that am WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Fucking hell - you creep!
a disgustingly tallented one tho
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# it's about as arse kissing as I can manage :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I'm sure you can render an image of optimus saving a puppy from a nazi
then transforming into a toaster or something
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ...before popping up perfectly browned toast
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# absolutely
rubbish





by rubbish, i mean great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# YAY winner
he looks very bi-curious to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# That's because
Robots = manly
Macbooks = gay
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# someone's touching his macbook!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# you big gay bastard
heh - that's ace


have 45 clicks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# you
www.b3ta.com/board/7807816
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *looks at own beginnings of attempt for compo*
*deletes*

This one for the win. You shame us all with your talent, chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ha!
Oh, come off it, HappyToast, you little swotty-pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# shamelessly wants the laptop
as I can't afford Christmas presents having moved house and rendered myself utterly skint
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# excellent as ever sir
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Tah Dah!!
Marvelous, a deserved winner methinks!

Ya creep!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Woooooo!
Well thats fucked up the compo for the rest of us*


*wasnt going to post anyways due to lack of hummus and skillz
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Stop hogging all the prizes!
Meanie!
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# damn you!!
may as well close the compo now.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# fuck yes!
click & click
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *mutters*
bloody teachers pet ... grumble ...

Only joking sausage! This is dead woo and if you don't win summat nice there's no justice in the world.



(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Sweet Jesus, Mary and Josephbot
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Stop this competition now.
I don't reckon anyone will beat this!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# heh
nice work, mr toasts
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Fucking hell! a compliment from the boss!
*screengrabs*
*prints*
*puts on wall*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# You realise emvee will be livid if he misses this compo due to being up Buenes Arse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i'll facebook him
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# That is not a phrase I can imagine getting used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I usually say
book him in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I didn't think 'net gurus went on facebook
unless in a camply ironic way
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# facebook and myspace
have made it easier for them to email each other pictures of their cocks
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# it has its uses
what amuses me more are old school web people who refuse to use it because it's upset their comfortable status quo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Hah, yeah
It's the granddad who refuses to use email because letter writing is a lost art, forgotten in this down-hill society of instant-gratification, was good enough for him then and is good enough now.

And he doesn't know how to use it.

I love the concept, but all the applications annoy the fuck out of me, they should disappear if you decline/ignore them. There's no excuse for that other than marketing taking priority over useability
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Facebook is not a verb!
You are supposed to lead by example.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Why not?
You can Google something while you Sellotape the cat to the Hoover.

At least, I do.
/RSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I am so fecking pedantic
that I don't "Google".
Nor do I "Video" anything.
Nor do I call a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover".

I'm just a pain in the arse really that needs to lighten up sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
#
lighten up get laid
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# You post crap like that,
and just expect to win? Honestly man, get yourself some talent and put a bit of effort into it before you post again.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# YOU SICKEN ME!
and woo's of the highest order!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Thass ace that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hah!
I like the nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# FFS!
You obviously made that for the compo so it couldn't have taken you that long.

(That means "ooh that's wonderful" in 'potspeak).
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# about an hour in total :D
I might try and do a proper one later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *spang*
*tap dances furiously whilst juggling different sized chainsaws*.
Bet you can't do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# 'lo Pots!
*glomps*

I'm afraid I'm going to have to back out of your Jaffa challenge*, I'm full of loathing at how fat and lazy I've got and so this week is the start of a more positive attitude. And no Jaffas. Sorry :(

*which is just as well, since I'd have won
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# You'd've NEVAR beaten JAFFBOT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I don't blame you
I received a Gaz last night from the first person who'd attempted it.

He managed it but at the last count (when he wrote) he'd already vomited twice after he'd finished.

If I were to enter I would do it but would stick my fingers down my throat immediately afterwards and remove everything.

Such behaviour is not everyone's cup of tea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Hmmm...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Don't go there, girlfriend!
girlfriend!Seriously don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Heh, nah
That's not really my kinda thang

I hope you get some good entries :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Gets a click here - ace!
*Control Panel, Add or Remove Programs, Photoshop etc*
(Cuedoss, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# The tricky thing about this compo
is that professional designers may realise that a Macbook would be fair payment for a few hours work, and we'll end up with winners that are pretty and corporate-friendly but not really in the B3tan spirit.

Not suggesting anything apropos this image. Just saying.

Shill
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Perhaps all entried should have a hidden CDC
or Quo image.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# here here
(simod, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
#
That's fecking brilliant.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# lovely stuff
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Crikey!
Thats a bit good!
Is that a robo-penis I can see when he transforms?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You clever get!
Excellent, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Crop rotation
in the 14th century...
woo btw!
(slake, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)