( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

bindun
who did the paint drying one?
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

So when was the last, universally-agreed good compo?

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

last weeks was good
mostly because it gave Archie a chance to show off
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

isn't that eveery compo?
well just b3ta in general. he has too much talent..he must be a WITCH!
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

its his special mason powers.
he gets the illuminati to make them for him.
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

last weeks was piss poor

( prodigy69 fuck you!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

best of a bad bunch, i'd say
crabs was alright. well... once it mutated...
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

mutated crabs?
they're resistant to penicillin, you know
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

(and I got top votes!)
( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

*shakes fist*
mine had lady vagina in it and everything.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

i enjoyed that
my favourite was the post office/28days later one
that tickled me good
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

five years ago last thursday

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

No way,
that was shit.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

The Virgin Money one I think.

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

PYLONS WAS ACE!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

you're getting a good glaring now

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

extending album covers wasn't half bad

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

lol compoz

( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

hahaha.

(doctor dyslexia. tedian no. 2325321, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

Damn
mindpissed
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

yours is better, more subtle.
:)
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

I just liked the idea
of chopping his head off.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

garfield is an arse
i used to like the cartoon because i thought bill murray did his voice! i was as stupid then as i am now btw
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

meanwhile, posts on the nature of b3ta
are always hilarious
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

WINS!!!!111!!

(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

ZOMG!11!
what does the Z stand for in zomg btw?
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

ZEBRAS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

zombie
my guess is zombie
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

ROFL n00b
ur not Teh l33t haXz0xr
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

yeah im new to the geeky stuff
even tho its my b3taday in 3 feckin days!!! get on that!11111!! :D
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

:D
Shit, it's my 3rd in just over a week. Crikey!
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

*looks it up on teh internets*
Z=zebracock
O=of
M=maiming
G=greatness
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Seriously
Why does b3ta still have challenges? If people post several pictures that are related in theme outside a challenge people cry bandwagon.
( Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

The one good thing it does is give new contributors an easy way in.
I posted my first image in a compo, it's much easier to start off like that.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

True
Back in the day when b3ta had about 50 people who regularly contributed to it it wasnt that bad but now that the board's population has boomed wednesday nights turn into a flood of ideas forced for the sake of making a post, reposts and people going THIS COMPO IS SHIT

Seems like we'd be better off without them.
( Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

But every now and then you get a truly fantastic newbie.
It's worth skipping over few threads for that.
And besides, we need to nurture new talent for when the old guard retire or find something else to do with their lives.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

its like an organised bandwagon!
oh the manity!
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

hugh manity?
where is hugh manity?


I miss Hugh Manity D:
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

lol ftw!

( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

[What you mean to say is....
...why was the idea of a seperate /challenge board so strongly rejected?]
(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

I for one reject it.
B3ta is split up enough as it is, I don't think the images should be subdivided.
Either the challenge board would be rejected and die out, in which case simply remove the challenge altogether,
or you'd get different 'crowds' on each board, like with /board and /talk.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

[that seems to be the way it would go, I agree...
I do have to ask why you think people would "crowd" off?
(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Just seems to be the way of things around here.
Talk board was meant to be a kind of overflow of chat from board, but what's happened is it's become an entirely different entity, with its own population and customs.
I know some people post on both boards, but it tends to be one or the other.
I believe there's even a question of the week 'crowd', strangely enough.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

^this
God knows we've got enough problems with those cunts next door lighting bags of dog shit on our board and running off.
( Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Talk board ate my hamster.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

You jump in front of my car when you,
you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, girl, is the speed I drive
You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But darlin' can't you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead.

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"
(Cakie has no choice but to give in to Mongol demands, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

i find this a fucking stupid concept
the weekly complaint about the latest challenge - well the only problem with challenges are the poor entries (like that shit one above this), but if there wasn't a challenge we would still have these shit pictures just not all on the same theme.

Seriously a challenge is just that - a fucking challenge. People strive to make the funniest images in relation to the theme, so by that definition there is no such thing as a shit challenge. Stop trying to people please and get some fucking hummus.

Edit: sorry that wasn;t a personal attack :s

/confrontation avoidance blog
( Double 2 microwaved foods give you cancer!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

[Stop worrying about monsters...
...or they'll come an fuckin' eat ya! ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

Mummy said there are no monsters..
but there are, aren't there.....

(on /talk mostly... mostly)
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

well said

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

huzzah!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

this
absolutely this.

constriction breeds creativity. if this was straight up "post anything at all" then the number of posts would drop, and the potential for great jokes would disappear for lack of all those great one-off posters who do one great image and go back to lurking.
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Agreed
I wish people would stop fucking whining about the comps.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

yup
*heads to bunker - sets timelock for one week*
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

sometimes seemingly crap comps
have a way of sneaking up on you and ending up rather fun

like anal sex in a prison shower
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)