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From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# bindun
who did the paint drying one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# So when was the last, universally-agreed good compo?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# last weeks was good
mostly because it gave Archie a chance to show off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# isn't that eveery compo?
well just b3ta in general. he has too much talent..he must be a WITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# its his special mason powers.
he gets the illuminati to make them for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# last weeks was piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# best of a bad bunch, i'd say
crabs was alright. well... once it mutated...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# mutated crabs?
they're resistant to penicillin, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
(and I got top votes!)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *shakes fist*
mine had lady vagina in it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# i enjoyed that
my favourite was the post office/28days later one
that tickled me good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# five years ago last thursday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No way,
that was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# The Virgin Money one I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# PYLONS WAS ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# you're getting a good glaring now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# extending album covers wasn't half bad
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# lol compoz
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Damn
mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# yours is better, more subtle.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I just liked the idea
of chopping his head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# garfield is an arse
i used to like the cartoon because i thought bill murray did his voice! i was as stupid then as i am now btw
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# meanwhile, posts on the nature of b3ta
are always hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# WINS!!!!111!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ZOMG!11!
what does the Z stand for in zomg btw?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ZEBRAS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# zombie
my guess is zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ROFL n00b
ur not Teh l33t haXz0xr
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yeah im new to the geeky stuff
even tho its my b3taday in 3 feckin days!!! get on that!11111!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :D
Shit, it's my 3rd in just over a week. Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *looks it up on teh internets*
Z=zebracock
O=of
M=maiming
G=greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Seriously
Why does b3ta still have challenges? If people post several pictures that are related in theme outside a challenge people cry bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# The one good thing it does is give new contributors an easy way in.
I posted my first image in a compo, it's much easier to start off like that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# True
Back in the day when b3ta had about 50 people who regularly contributed to it it wasnt that bad but now that the board's population has boomed wednesday nights turn into a flood of ideas forced for the sake of making a post, reposts and people going THIS COMPO IS SHIT

Seems like we'd be better off without them.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# But every now and then you get a truly fantastic newbie.
It's worth skipping over few threads for that.
And besides, we need to nurture new talent for when the old guard retire or find something else to do with their lives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# its like an organised bandwagon!
oh the manity!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hugh manity?
where is hugh manity?


I miss Hugh Manity D:
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# lol ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# [What you mean to say is....
...why was the idea of a seperate /challenge board so strongly rejected?]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I for one reject it.
B3ta is split up enough as it is, I don't think the images should be subdivided.
Either the challenge board would be rejected and die out, in which case simply remove the challenge altogether,
or you'd get different 'crowds' on each board, like with /board and /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# [that seems to be the way it would go, I agree...
I do have to ask why you think people would "crowd" off?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Just seems to be the way of things around here.
Talk board was meant to be a kind of overflow of chat from board, but what's happened is it's become an entirely different entity, with its own population and customs.
I know some people post on both boards, but it tends to be one or the other.
I believe there's even a question of the week 'crowd', strangely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ^this
God knows we've got enough problems with those cunts next door lighting bags of dog shit on our board and running off.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Talk board ate my hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# You jump in front of my car when you,
you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, girl, is the speed I drive
You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But darlin' can't you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead.

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"
(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i find this a fucking stupid concept
the weekly complaint about the latest challenge - well the only problem with challenges are the poor entries (like that shit one above this), but if there wasn't a challenge we would still have these shit pictures just not all on the same theme.

Seriously a challenge is just that - a fucking challenge. People strive to make the funniest images in relation to the theme, so by that definition there is no such thing as a shit challenge. Stop trying to people please and get some fucking hummus.

Edit: sorry that wasn;t a personal attack :s

/confrontation avoidance blog
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# [Stop worrying about monsters...
...or they'll come an fuckin' eat ya! ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Mummy said there are no monsters..
but there are, aren't there.....

(on /talk mostly... mostly)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# this
absolutely this.

constriction breeds creativity. if this was straight up "post anything at all" then the number of posts would drop, and the potential for great jokes would disappear for lack of all those great one-off posters who do one great image and go back to lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Agreed
I wish people would stop fucking whining about the comps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yup
*heads to bunker - sets timelock for one week*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# sometimes seemingly crap comps
have a way of sneaking up on you and ending up rather fun

like anal sex in a prison shower
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)