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# Is this you!


sign on a pub in Galway, Ireland mate of mine seen it. who thinks he's a daddy?
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# congratulations
you have AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# just saying it might not be pregnancy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# LAST Paddy's Day though
therefore it will already be born...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I am all of the curious...
I am emailing Melissa now to find out! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# blog tiem
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Congratulations
It's a munter

(IcantLive Needs sleep, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# is it jannine of eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# No, I was agreeing
The disease thing was my first reaction too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I suppose its not all bad
its a good way to lose weight
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# My mum said to me today
That I looked 'aidsy'.

Thanks, mum.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# What does 'aidsy' look like?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Most definiatly HIV
Poor bastard.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# "if this is you or you think it is one of your friends"
so, they all have aids :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Yup, that was my first thought.
If it had said "I would like to see you again", fine, but "Very important". Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# uh-oh
Clinic first, then scarper!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Where the bloody hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# im here
howdy Bargy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Roffle PWNEDetc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Were you born a twat or was it something you 'achieved' to?
EDIT: I've read it now. :P

DADDY!

No it doesn't work teh Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *thrusts upon*
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I normally have to pay for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I *had* to finish it.
For my sake, just for me, please change your 'aspired to' to 'achieved'.

Seriously, it'll make me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I can't believe that I just got some spam mail
telling me if my busines is to succeed I should be cold calling!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Well you should
Research suggests it is the most effective way of increasing business, and not at ALL likely to make people think shit of your company and refuse to deal with again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hello, is Mr Nguyen there please?
And is he the head of the household? Thanks.


*waits*

Hi, Mr Nguyen, I hope I'm not disturbing you, I'm calling from Ghostie Marketing PLC and was just wondering on whether you had decided to go backpacking recently at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Dude ghostie needs no marketing!
/was going to as 'gohstie sells himself' but hought better of it log
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# has anyone emailed her yet?
thats the quickest way to find out!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Am doing so as we speak!
Hurrahs! (I hope it's a boy - cigars all round!)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Let us know what she says
Are you pretending to be him, or just being honest and curious?
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I have told her
I want to know if she's heard from him... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# shall we all email her?
it'll make her feel sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# why don't we all email her saying we are that guy
she then might think "fuck, how many people did i contaminate that day"
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Just post the email address everywhere and let spam take care of matters...
/bad man
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# oh man that can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# must have been a blinding night if this is the best pic your mate got
why.... your dog

edit/ don't bother answering qotw fills in all the gaps nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# her bebo
www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6994150
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# PFFFFFT
complete with child
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# least its not the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'd like to think these don't exclude each other
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, she's already got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# but does it look like
anyone you know...thats the important question
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Duncan Goodhew?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# and it looks
about the right age for the maths to work out for a loving cum filled drunk encounter last year.

ah drink, the Irishmans viagra
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# A baby in her arms y'say?
And wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hahah! That answers it then
t'was a sprog she wants paying for
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Fuck, she ugly
I'd regret that for more than just having a child
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Nice
Real nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Sorry
bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# dont be calling people ugly...
or someone might track down your bebo page...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Perhaps if I had one
And I can accept the fact I'm ugly. I've had to to deal with it far too long not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I love the fact she can't remember his name
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Or what he looks like.
She remembers hats were involved....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Good thing to
if they were wearing hats then they are obviously thoroughly reputable individuals.

EDIT: Oh, leprechaun hats... ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha!~
Also, leprechaun hats on Paddy's day.
Like trying to find that woman in a basket in Indiana Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# And people wonder why I don't go out on Paddy's night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# MARION!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Stop calling my mother's name!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# well i guess thats better than the alternative
but no, wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# to quote from her b3bo page -
CONGRATULATIONS!!!thats mad just heard the other day!how u feelin-alot 2 take in id say!!its great that ur bak home doh!!raise a little aussie!!il b there this time next yr everything goin according 2 plan!ul have aine over b4 ya know it!dont think ive much news-bought a car-very verey handy-cruisin around galway opickin up chicks-ya know how it is-ha ha0-i dont live in a dream world at all!!college is hard but will hopefully somhow get qualified!!keep me posted on wats happenin-i still havent been persuaded 2 join facebook!!talk 2 ya soon
24 weeks ago


if that was post 24 weeks ago, that makes the baby being conceived prior to Paddys Night, therefore it must be the Bad Aids! Sherlock Holmes wins again! But then again, the others say 8 weeks, which would be more like it, so unlucky mother fucker who ever you are! Better get a job to pay the maintenance! :)


Also, I bet she's never felt so popular, her profile view count has rocketed, she must think that she is so siexy with all these new people looking at her huge fuck off zit!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Should. Be.
Shot.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Dr Watson suggests
that this posts is about her being pregnant, not about the kid being born. Everything fits together.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
u fucking C***S****R its bit rude to call u it publicy since ur a mammy now but i'm sure u know what it is lol
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# uh oh daddio
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# LOL LEPRECHAUN CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Oh dear....
Oh dear oh dear.... Somebody call teh church police....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'm going to e-mail her right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha!
you've saved the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hohohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Brilliance!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Artfully shopped:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# okay
i love you...i really do...after that, i really love you
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# This story
surely deserves to be in a newspaper or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Dear Melissa.
Tankx a milix for trying to contact me. Oim Paddy. You found my wristwatch? I hope you found my wristwatch.
Paddy.


'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahaha.....
I wonder where he lost it!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# LOL lordy lordy
Poor chick, I hope she's not using someone elses email addy or he's gonna be really confused. No wait. Maybe they didnt bother with names.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)