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[challenge entry] 'Morph is dead' rumours...


Click for full-size version I foolishly posted originally.

(first post!)

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(Kirbs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The Tony Hart on the right
looks FAR too much like the Queen Mother for my liking!

I, don't care how big it is...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# and what have you got against the queen mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# My penis mostly...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# but you don't care how big it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Your mum didn't
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Quick
Shrink the filesize to 50k before the ...... oop too late!

Upload it into this if you can't do it in Potatoshop tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# "Will you start the fans please"...
/Thats lovely fella :) You may want to try and get it to around 50k if possible, as you're about to be ripped a new one (see above and below)

If you're having trouble, let us know what program you are using, and I'm sure someone will be able to help you here :)

Good stuff fella, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# nice take but
it's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to huge
and if you use photobucket you'll be out of bandwidth in a second

just use the uploader

I'm hangover
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I'm hungover too...
but it all wen ton expenses last night so it's the company's fault.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Is that the Queen on the right hand side, in red?
*sings Queenie in Reeeeeeed!*

*Tries to protect the newbie* RUN! REDUCE YOUR PIC TO 50KB OR THUMBNAIL THIS IMAGE! FLEE TO THE SAFETY OF THE FAQ! I'LL HOLD OFF THE NAZIS AS LONG AS I CAN
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Mike to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# genius
edit - ha ha ha -- this should be smaller.

*is hoisted by own petard*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Not Hergest Ridge
I mean, most of it's ok, but what the fuck is that song about horses for?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This is far to fucking big
where are the nazis now? Hounding defenceless new people, that's where.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# quite
i wouldn't mind the nazis quite so much if it wasn't so hypocritical. either it's too big regardless of your login name or it's acceptable. likewise posting threads without a picture, borderline nsfw vs damn near porn and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Shit
It is, isn't it? Oops. And I don't have Photoshop here! Apols all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That's lovely...
But it's cuffing HUGE!

Any chance you could optimise it a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# '... I have read and accepted the FAQ'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I think we should ask questions during sign-up
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of a killer

welcome to b3ta learn how to optimise
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I love that!


:)
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#

EDIT: Hahaha. My 1000th post. AICMFP for acidental appropriatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# great first post
board nazis: please be nice to this new person.
I see potential!
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# well - the idea's pretty good... but the size of the file is pretty large
.. you'll notice an edit button just along from your user name. Click this and you'll be able to edit your post (please don't be tempted to delete it). I'd try and make the picture about about 1/3 the physical size of the one you have up there, post that and put in a link (a href= rather than imc src=) to the one you've posted. You will be wooed until our throats are sore if you do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# or if you aren't new...
the nazi's won't pick on you...
*cough*

Also, what's the point of re-optimising? We've all got this cached already. That would just be an extra 50k gone for the capped people.
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube!
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# with added this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

to help out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha
welcome
a bit big isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# So are you going to listen to the lovely advice the nice people have offered or are you going to be a cunt about it and ignore them, keeping this oversized picture up here?
/being a cunt about it

I like it, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Well
I changed it as soon as I saw. Really sorry about that, chaps, I assumed I knew how to upload images but obviously rules is rules. Won't happen again, I swear.
x
(Kirbs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# we've all already downloaded it...
what's the point of posting it again but smaller?
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# err, perhaps
for the people who didn't load up the board in the time when it was big?

edit: though i fully agree with you with regards to www.b3ta.com/board/8308158 narry a blink from the nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# it was already optimised when i logged on.
MY PRECIOUS BANDWIDTH HAS BEEN SAVED!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# HUZZAH!
That was a close one...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# indeed.
the extra kilobytes may have DESTROYED MY INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That's very funny
and I wish there were more people like you on here rather than the insufferable cunts that think it's clever to moan and post fucking shite FAIL images.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# well done for extracting the advice from the unnecessary abuse
and acting on it.

Nice image, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# though it's unfair, as you've done as requested, have this:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Optimised!
Well done that new person.

Welcome to shop a kitten, you'll never pull up a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)