green cross code man just didnt cut it anymore...


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( hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)

nice
but I was hoping for a road kill happy ending, just to learn the little blighters
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

me
too...
( pep, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

bah

maybe ill have to do an (18) version later on then.
( hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)

Special power
Cutting off his son's arm.
(Foss, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

ahh
the kids of today eh...(w/y/h)
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)

you must be out of your tiny minds
I know it's the wrong person...but I just wanted to say it
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

i guess i should repost this then...

( hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)

best giffy ever!
*FACT*
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)

Alvin Stardust
is a bit of a twat. But his son is Adam F, who's really good
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)

pfffttt
/wipes guano boost off monitor
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)

bird shit flavoured Boost?
nice
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)

ha ha ha
etc
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)

Bat shit
Shirley?
( wayward., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)

(from Cambridge International Dictionary of English)

guano
noun [U]
the excrement of sea birds
Guano is often used as a fertilizer.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)

I thought it was bat shit
Oh well, every day's a school day as they say.
( wayward., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)

fruit bat shit
what with the frooty taste they have
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)

that so fucking funny
should be on the front page.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)

hands up
if the Green Cross Code Man came to your school
( dutchbird, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)

*raises his hand*
but we were more excited cos he's really Darth Vader

*fact*

edit: We were really dissapointed with his voice though. He sounded more like a carrot crunching farmer than he did raspy evil dude
( LP, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)

I know
he was fantastic. FACT
( dutchbird, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)

I thought they were going to die in the end.
Why does the girl have no shins though?
( Threepwood, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

.

they didnt have shins in the early 80s.
( hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

I see.
Kids these days have it far too easy. Shins, video games, portable telephones, Ribena etc.......
( Threepwood, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)

long hair
also.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)

Ooer
have they gone over to "the Dark Side!" !!!!

/yes, the one with the fluffy hood, thanks.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yoo!
Way!
Plouha!
(Harry, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)

i think i like
plouha more than hoopla
( discostu RELEASE THE CHEESE!, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)

hahahaha
woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)