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(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Now copy and paste this
over every other film he has starred in over the last 18 years.
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

good morning vietnam was pretty good
and his performance as the genie in aladin was fun. But otherwise yeah.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

One Hour photo, he was really creepy in that..
Made me laugh when i was a kid at least..
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

You were a kid in 2002?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Yeah, this. Incredulously this.
Can people stop making me feel old please? FFS, I'm younger than most of you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

i was born in 1976
better?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Phew, ta dude.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

1978 here

(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

1965

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

1980

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

1988
:P


₁₁
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

1986!
Im the youngest so far!!!
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

you're older than
skellington you viking!

also 1986
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

1976
a scorching year
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

tan babys all round
*high fives '76 brother*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

*high fives*
*burns*
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Haha
Should have actualy read the post i was replying to... Maybe it was wishfull thinking..
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

*belms*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

1989!
hah! :D
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

you cunt!
:P

₉
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

it's alright
clansoul'll show up with his 90s birthdate soon enough
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Thank feck for that!
Someone as old as me!

*synchronised zimmers*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

I smell piss
oh.
it's me.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ha!
Now, what did I come in here for?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

Your pension?
*runs*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

*burns JS's Bond CDs*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Just like one of my best mates.
Apparently all the best people are born in 78.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

AHEM!
all the best people are born in '76

AND it was the year of the dragon, best of all the chinese horoscope symbols
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

I was also bron in 76
As years go, it was one of the greatest
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

^this, to the nth degree

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Beardedwife was born in 78.
I take great pleasure in saying "when you were starting school I was 1!"
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

+ And then seducing him.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

4 years isn't much
i'm 3 years older than my wife and the husband of a friend of mine is 14 years older then her
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

i've got 4 mates
(coupled up) and both blokes had finished school before their better halves had started, one of them wasn't born when he finished school
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

I hope your friends are older than you...
...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

this is true

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

1975, shirley?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Aw shucks!
*blushes*
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Goodness!
Dashing & Young!

*stalks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

*blush*
oh you
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

:D

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

I keep looking out the window
but i can't see you
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

The camouflage is obviously working well....
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

i like to know i'm being stalked
give us a wave
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

*waves*
'Lo Mr Mink!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

*rolls eyes*
wave with your hand you dirty boy!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Youngster.
I was born under a wandering star.
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

You are Jesus
aicmfp.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Pfft!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

ARGH FUCK I HAVE WORK TO DO AND B3TA IS FUCKING WITH THAT.
That's it, I'm asking cr3 to implement a two day ban. It's the only way.

Goodbye until saturday, everyone!
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

*does the stare-y eyes thing*
You...cannot...leave......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

I really can't :\
B3ta has effectively taken over my life. Not in a ClanSoul aah-it's-all-i-have way, but in a uh-oh-I-only-know-my-friends-by-their-weird-and-slightly-offensive-names way.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I was 16..
Just mean his older films made me laugh...

Though if you think about it.. there may well be some 18 year olds on here.. who will have been born in 1990... that freaks me out..
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

and then there's Clansoul

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

I have had 'The Conversation'
with one of my cousins who is older than ClanSoul.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

pffffft
hahahahahha,

best...person for THE conversation...evar
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

:D which is exactly why I was drafted.
I can say the word 'masturbate' without giggling.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

pfft

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

so hang on
how old is Clansoul?
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

15

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Are we talking physical age, here?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

And did she/he believe that Machiavelli was incorrect in his assumptions?
Oh, sorry - you meant *that* conversation...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

:D you loon!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

*does the Tigger thing - a lot!*
\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Bouncing around on your behind?
:D

That mental image shall keep me grinning throughout the day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

Indeed.
Much to the annoyance of my office colleagues.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

The squares.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

I know, they just don't know how to enjoy themselves.
*carries on bouncing*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

*joins in*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

this explains it all

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

I'm a 17 year old born in 1990! :D
I'm 18 in July.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Good Morning, Vietnam =1987
21 years ago
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
missed that bit, well qualified sir.

OOOooh got some lovely chutney at the weekend, one Thyme and Tomato and one Gourmét with EVERYTHING in it. Nom nom nom. Hooray for farmer's stalls at fétes
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Braaw
That sound an ace chutney...jealouses
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

except the remake of Insomnia
that was good, and he wasn't bad in One Hour Photo either
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Wait... those two films wern't comedies?
No wonder people were staring at me when I left the cinema...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

I really liked one hour photo.
He does creepy so well.

still need to see 'The Cable Guy' to see how Mr. Carrey handles it.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

no you don't
trust me on this
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

^ sound advice
It's a dreadful film.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

^also agrees
/and that goes for anything with Carrey in it
( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Dont listen to them
its the best thing Carrey did ... not much of a recomendation I know...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

according to imdb
his new film is called "The Krayzees"

it's about a psychotherapist who can't deal with his own daughter's adolescence and so succumbs to a variety of invented personalities who take him
over.

Fuck me, but if that doesn't sound like the worst film ever, I must be as "krayzee" as he is

My last Robin Williams film experience was Toys - after which I vowed I'd never watch another Robin Williams film again. Thanks to that vow, I've missed a whole lot of shite. My "no Tom Cruise movies" vow after Vanilla Sky has similarly helped my life in immeasurable ways.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

I DISAGREE.
This film had me laughing AND crying.

So fuck you.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

^ This

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

^this^
fucking great movie
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:11, archived)