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[challenge entry] 100% Fact.

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(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Now copy and paste this
over every other film he has starred in over the last 18 years.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# good morning vietnam was pretty good
and his performance as the genie in aladin was fun. But otherwise yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# One Hour photo, he was really creepy in that..
Made me laugh when i was a kid at least..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You were a kid in 2002?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah, this. Incredulously this.
Can people stop making me feel old please? FFS, I'm younger than most of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# i was born in 1976
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Phew, ta dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# 1978 here
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# 1965
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# 1980
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# 1988
:P


11
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# 1986!
Im the youngest so far!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# you're older than
skellington you viking!

also 1986
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# 1976
a scorching year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# tan babys all round
*high fives '76 brother*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *high fives*
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Haha
Should have actualy read the post i was replying to... Maybe it was wishfull thinking..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 1989!
hah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# you cunt!
:P

9
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it's alright
clansoul'll show up with his 90s birthdate soon enough
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Thank feck for that!
Someone as old as me!

*synchronised zimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I smell piss
oh.
it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Ha!
Now, what did I come in here for?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Your pension?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *burns JS's Bond CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Just like one of my best mates.
Apparently all the best people are born in 78.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# AHEM!
all the best people are born in '76

AND it was the year of the dragon, best of all the chinese horoscope symbols
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I was also bron in 76
As years go, it was one of the greatest
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ^this, to the nth degree
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Beardedwife was born in 78.
I take great pleasure in saying "when you were starting school I was 1!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# + And then seducing him.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# 4 years isn't much
i'm 3 years older than my wife and the husband of a friend of mine is 14 years older then her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i've got 4 mates
(coupled up) and both blokes had finished school before their better halves had started, one of them wasn't born when he finished school
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I hope your friends are older than you...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 1975, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Aw shucks!
*blushes*
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Goodness!
Dashing & Young!

*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *blush*
oh you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I keep looking out the window
but i can't see you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# The camouflage is obviously working well....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i like to know i'm being stalked
give us a wave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *waves*
'Lo Mr Mink!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
wave with your hand you dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Youngster.
I was born under a wandering star.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You are Jesus
aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ARGH FUCK I HAVE WORK TO DO AND B3TA IS FUCKING WITH THAT.
That's it, I'm asking cr3 to implement a two day ban. It's the only way.

Goodbye until saturday, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *does the stare-y eyes thing*
You...cannot...leave......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I really can't :\
B3ta has effectively taken over my life. Not in a ClanSoul aah-it's-all-i-have way, but in a uh-oh-I-only-know-my-friends-by-their-weird-and-slightly-offensive-names way.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I was 16..
Just mean his older films made me laugh...

Though if you think about it.. there may well be some 18 year olds on here.. who will have been born in 1990... that freaks me out..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and then there's Clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I have had 'The Conversation'
with one of my cousins who is older than ClanSoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# pffffft
hahahahahha,

best...person for THE conversation...evar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :D which is exactly why I was drafted.
I can say the word 'masturbate' without giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# so hang on
how old is Clansoul?

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# 15
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Are we talking physical age, here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# And did she/he believe that Machiavelli was incorrect in his assumptions?
Oh, sorry - you meant *that* conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# :D you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *does the Tigger thing - a lot!*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Bouncing around on your behind?
:D

That mental image shall keep me grinning throughout the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Indeed.
Much to the annoyance of my office colleagues.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# The squares.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I know, they just don't know how to enjoy themselves.
*carries on bouncing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# this explains it all
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm a 17 year old born in 1990! :D
I'm 18 in July.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Good Morning, Vietnam =1987
21 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
missed that bit, well qualified sir.

OOOooh got some lovely chutney at the weekend, one Thyme and Tomato and one Gourmét with EVERYTHING in it. Nom nom nom. Hooray for farmer's stalls at fétes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Braaw
That sound an ace chutney...jealouses
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# except the remake of Insomnia
that was good, and he wasn't bad in One Hour Photo either
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Wait... those two films wern't comedies?
No wonder people were staring at me when I left the cinema...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I really liked one hour photo.
He does creepy so well.

still need to see 'The Cable Guy' to see how Mr. Carrey handles it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# no you don't
trust me on this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ^ sound advice
It's a dreadful film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ^also agrees
/and that goes for anything with Carrey in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Dont listen to them
its the best thing Carrey did ... not much of a recomendation I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# according to imdb
his new film is called "The Krayzees"

it's about a psychotherapist who can't deal with his own daughter's adolescence and so succumbs to a variety of invented personalities who take him
over.

Fuck me, but if that doesn't sound like the worst film ever, I must be as "krayzee" as he is

My last Robin Williams film experience was Toys - after which I vowed I'd never watch another Robin Williams film again. Thanks to that vow, I've missed a whole lot of shite. My "no Tom Cruise movies" vow after Vanilla Sky has similarly helped my life in immeasurable ways.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I DISAGREE.
This film had me laughing AND crying.

So fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ^this^
fucking great movie
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:11, archived)