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( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

*watches*

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

bollocks

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

I struggle to name even 1 thing that
Labour have done to benefit me since 1997

As a higher rate taxpayer, married no kids, mortgage --- all labour have done is tax the living shit out of us.
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Lowered income tax?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

halted the Tory rape of the country?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

I must admit
I depsise the tories as much as labour....

Will we ever get a government that shows common sense?
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

Fry, Laurie, Charlie Brooker, Simon Cowell and Alan Sugar.
Seriously. I love all five. Cowell and Sugar because they're unfalteringly honest, regardless of the consequences and I think that's so very admirable and brave.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

So apart from the Roads, Viniculture, Education...
/life of brian blog

Edit: Gah! Mindpiss!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

not after the Tabloids hounded Charles Kennedy out
i haven't voted Labour since 1997 but i do get sick of people whining about tax. for the most part tax revenue is well spent - it could be a lot worse.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Poor Charles.
All he did was open up about it. My heart broke for him, bless him. My father is an alcoholic, has been since his teens and so I know the disease very well. That poor man, he was so brave to be honest about it. I really felt ashamed for all those who hounded him out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

And some of our greatest Prime Ministers have been alcoholics
There must be some evil higher power pulling strings making sure we never get a decent Prime Minister... we lost John Smith in the 90s, and Charles Kennedy (albeit not permanently) in the 00s
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm.....
Right, ciggy time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

What made me laugh about that situation
was when Simon Hughes admitted to having homosexual relationships in the past.

After the current party leader had been hounded out for being an alcoholic, he obviously thought to himself "Yes, my past isn't going to come out. And if it does it won't be controversial. And it's not important that I lied about it in the past. And if it is, the tabloids probably won't care much."
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

the aquaducts?

( Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

viniculture

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

minimum wage
peace in Northern Ireland
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

lowering the duty on jaffa cakes

( The Great Architect, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

Raised National Insurance contributions.

( pobblepop, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

Oh goody that costs me more money
seeing as most people pay into private health and pension schemes, NI is just another bloody tax
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Yes indeed
and working in the NHS I can safely inform you that most of the extra money has been thoroughly wasted.
( pobblepop, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

good good
I would be disappointed if it had been spent wisely
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

yes, but it's the NHS itself that has wasted that, not the Government

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Well, yes and no.
A lot of the money gets wasted fiddling everything so the hospital meets government targets, regardless of if they are met or not.
( pobblepop, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

now now, I'm sure it's only been wasted in the incompetant trusts
the ones that are reasonably managed are rewarded for their efficiency..

by passing what would have been a budget increase into the fucked up trusts

ah, gotta laugh innit :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

offshore your earnings then
:D

edit: or take up spread betting and then you'll never pay a penny of tax on what you make
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

or lose everything you bet

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

that's why coke consumption is obligatory
:D

plus of course you lose more than you bet if you lose

that's what makes it fun :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

I've had quite a fun time laughing at Charles Clarke's head.
Does that count?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahha
yes that is a benefit
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

the aquaducts?
peace? shaddap!
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

I piss on your mind!

( Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Quite a selfish attitude

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Sell your house, have kids
and get a lower paid job.

Problem solved.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

claim the dole
epic win
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yes
People who are on the dole have a much better standard of living than everyone else in the country and spend their time laughing at all the taxpayers who pay for their caviar and chandeliers.

It's a fact.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yes it is

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

er
Got me off the dole queue into a great job, which has led to my owning my own lovely home and being able to buy expensive computers, foreign holidays etc....
They got rid of all those Tory wankers as well.
I've never had it so good, so stop moaning.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

Daily Mail
innit?
( pobblepop, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

nah not enough immigrants to blame for the mail

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Sounds like it...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Awesome!!!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes.
Even if I didn't adore you I'd be clicking this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Awww
Bless you, Pickle

:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

;-)
I'm meant to be going for a cigarette but I keep getting distracted.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)