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(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I struggle to name even 1 thing that
Labour have done to benefit me since 1997

As a higher rate taxpayer, married no kids, mortgage --- all labour have done is tax the living shit out of us.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Lowered income tax?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# halted the Tory rape of the country?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I must admit
I depsise the tories as much as labour....

Will we ever get a government that shows common sense?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Fry, Laurie, Charlie Brooker, Simon Cowell and Alan Sugar.
Seriously. I love all five. Cowell and Sugar because they're unfalteringly honest, regardless of the consequences and I think that's so very admirable and brave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# So apart from the Roads, Viniculture, Education...
/life of brian blog

Edit: Gah! Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# not after the Tabloids hounded Charles Kennedy out
i haven't voted Labour since 1997 but i do get sick of people whining about tax. for the most part tax revenue is well spent - it could be a lot worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Poor Charles.
All he did was open up about it. My heart broke for him, bless him. My father is an alcoholic, has been since his teens and so I know the disease very well. That poor man, he was so brave to be honest about it. I really felt ashamed for all those who hounded him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# And some of our greatest Prime Ministers have been alcoholics
There must be some evil higher power pulling strings making sure we never get a decent Prime Minister... we lost John Smith in the 90s, and Charles Kennedy (albeit not permanently) in the 00s
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm.....
Right, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# What made me laugh about that situation
was when Simon Hughes admitted to having homosexual relationships in the past.

After the current party leader had been hounded out for being an alcoholic, he obviously thought to himself "Yes, my past isn't going to come out. And if it does it won't be controversial. And it's not important that I lied about it in the past. And if it is, the tabloids probably won't care much."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the aquaducts?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# viniculture
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# minimum wage
peace in Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lowering the duty on jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Raised National Insurance contributions.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Oh goody that costs me more money
seeing as most people pay into private health and pension schemes, NI is just another bloody tax
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Yes indeed
and working in the NHS I can safely inform you that most of the extra money has been thoroughly wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# good good
I would be disappointed if it had been spent wisely
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yes, but it's the NHS itself that has wasted that, not the Government
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Well, yes and no.
A lot of the money gets wasted fiddling everything so the hospital meets government targets, regardless of if they are met or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# now now, I'm sure it's only been wasted in the incompetant trusts
the ones that are reasonably managed are rewarded for their efficiency..

by passing what would have been a budget increase into the fucked up trusts

ah, gotta laugh innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# offshore your earnings then
:D

edit: or take up spread betting and then you'll never pay a penny of tax on what you make
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# or lose everything you bet
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# that's why coke consumption is obligatory
:D

plus of course you lose more than you bet if you lose

that's what makes it fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I've had quite a fun time laughing at Charles Clarke's head.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahha
yes that is a benefit
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# the aquaducts?
peace? shaddap!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I piss on your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Quite a selfish attitude

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Sell your house, have kids
and get a lower paid job.

Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# claim the dole
epic win
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yes
People who are on the dole have a much better standard of living than everyone else in the country and spend their time laughing at all the taxpayers who pay for their caviar and chandeliers.

It's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# er
Got me off the dole queue into a great job, which has led to my owning my own lovely home and being able to buy expensive computers, foreign holidays etc....
They got rid of all those Tory wankers as well.
I've never had it so good, so stop moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Daily Mail
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# nah not enough immigrants to blame for the mail
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Sounds like it...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Awesome!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes.
Even if I didn't adore you I'd be clicking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Awww
Bless you, Pickle

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ;-)
I'm meant to be going for a cigarette but I keep getting distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)