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# I hope sales rocket!


De-Ris and www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4

And yes I know it's not this exact product before anyone starts pedanting.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha ace.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
Stupid fucking bastard right-wing shitweasles
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I FOR ONE AM OUTRAGED!
we must jail the scapegoats immediately and then explode them

or something, I don't understand it all to be honest

ah well, if people are stupid enough to be educated by the daily mail I suppose that's punishment enough

oo, I'm still in italics.. yay /// slanty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# if I turn my head
your letters are still slightly slanty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# oh noes! my glyphs are askew!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ASKEWGLYPHS?
GLYPHSKEW?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# sounds like a village in wales
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# This exchange has made me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# mmmmm... slanty.
I believe the basic idea is that a heinz advert had two men kissing, nothing major, just a peck on the lips, some people complained, and heinz took the advert down, whereas what they should've done was say 'er, no, you're a fucking homophobe, piss off.'

Interestingly, Bill O'Reilly picked up on it and had two of his favourite guest speakers on his show to talk about it, and the conversation went something like this:

Bill: So, this advert was wrong! Wasn't it wrong? Men, kissing! WRONG! They're FORCING THE GAY AGENDA* onto our kids!

Speaker 1: Well actually I think the advert's fine, and Heinz was wrong to take it down.

Speaker 2: Me too.

Bill: ...

*actual Bill O'Reilly words
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# personally I don't care about the advert
any opportunity to take the piss out of people who have their opinions injected into them from the daily mail is what it's all about as far as I'm concerned

and bill o'rly is a poohead :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Who the hell is Bill O'Reilly?
*like I want to know really...*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# He's an opinionated American bigot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He's a very very thick twisted fucker
who has his show, called the O'Reilly Factor on fox News.

Here, watch THIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOz3XwgC3HA
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Oh, Fox 'News'
that's all I need to know really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That is absolutely shocking!
This is one of the things that makes America so very very very wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Forcing the Gayer Gender on people is great fun
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You gotta love the phrase 'The Gay Agenda'
I esp love it when it's used in conjunction with the phrase 'Forcing it down peoples throats' just to make sure all the homophobes get a nice picture going on in their minds they can then be suitably disgusted by.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# This is very very true
Offendable people would have no purpose in their live if there weren't things for them to be offended about, so let's draw a huge CDC on a piece of paper and make them eat it.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# With some Gayonnaise to help it slide down easier?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was thinking more like
manonnaise, it's much saltier!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think it's pure advertising gold
They'll get way more profile just from all the debate around is it/isn't it wrong than any actual media campaign could achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It seems not all Mail readers are cunts
just most of em

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I can see the headlines tomorrow,
"1 in 4 Daily Mail readers are Gay"

Film at 11....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
The statistics prove it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm boycotting the mail until they stop these queerosexuals from buying their paper
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# b3ta compo:-
try to get an artical in the daily m(f)ail

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# YES.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# This!
With knobs one...

Great big, black*, anus splitting knobs!




*blind, disabled, female, pregnant, non-english too for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# yey for
gay-o-naise

EDIT: -Does anyone REALLY have a problem with it? i spent 4 hours laughing my nipples off when i first saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Me too!
I only had one complaint about it, that they didnt use the word goombah at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
WARNING: MAY CAUSE GAYNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *buys eleventy-six thousand and leaves them on doorsteps of Daily Mail readers*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# That story gave me the rage yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# this.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
rage horn
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# heinz meanz lesbeanz!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# daily mail readers support lesbian action
but only when the lesbians are hot

otherwise it's wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# im reading that to the tune of
"Heinz baked beans" from the who's Sell out album

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, BURGER VOUCHERS!

www.burgerking.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yeah! now I can get a cold burger with a hair in it FOR FREE
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Put mirrors on it and it can be youz :D
LOLZORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hell, I'm going to eat it while jumping on a trampoline smeared in my own feces!
er, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*youtubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
i wonder if they'll still show the mayo advert with the two men licking it off each others asses?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# An ad for the squirty bottle kind?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Dear Daily Mail,
I was shocked and disgusted that Heinz Mayonnaise is of a similar colour and consistency to congealed semen. Do they really expect our children to eat congealed semen? It disgusts me. What's more, "Mayonnaise" sounds a bit french, and I don't trust them either, Euro-poofs.

Ragey Kneejerk, Peeved.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# haha!!
*reals lols*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well they shouldn't have relied on Britain's legendary tolerance should they?
I mean, watching something like that is BOUND to make parents outrage, and now Heinz have had their advert GAGGED from TV.

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
your message has gone all tabloid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahah
TRUELY it has

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I think every response today should have an S&M transvestite undercurrent to it...
except this one, because I can't think of any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# SPANKING
I fully agree with this.
It's about time this board
had some good old fashioned

WHIPS

innuendo and undertones on
it. Everything these days is

PERVY

just too tame really. People
ought to be making more of an

EFFIGY

effort when they post replies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Kinky Tourettes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I thought the advert was brilliant
I think everyone who complains and doesn't get the whole "deli owner swapped for the mum" concept should be rounded up, called a thicko, laughed at and then sprayed with horse piss for being homophobic fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
horsepiss Gayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
since nobody else has said it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Quote from teh Daily Mail website comments section:
"Oh my goodness. I haven't seen or heard about this advert, but it is WRONG!

- Josephine, UK, 23/6/2008 18:23"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Thanks for that,
that says it all doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# They have opposite-sex kisses on tv ALL THE TIME
I'm sure many gay people would be pissed off about that, too, but they don't rise up in an anti-heterosexual torch and pitchfork wielding rage, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
Daily Mail sounds like Deli Mayo.


AHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
(UTB, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it turned me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh cheers for that, I'll add that to my de-ris linkies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# wait, does this mean that tomato sauce makes me gay now?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)