holy fuck
what was he hit by?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

a b3ta mindfuck

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

High speed pidgeon?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

A passenger jet

( Barbarossa Shrek baby is "off limits", apparently...., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

A trampoline

( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

the isle of man

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

an industrial tribunal

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

spunk from an eskimo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

a powerful idea

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

thermal lime

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

a stupid answer

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

An inflatable toilet

( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

restraining order?

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

two lengths of of 20awg copper wire

( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

my sex cock

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

GOD

( Finite went on holiday! :D, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

a bag of peanuts

( kolonel_kahlua, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)