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[challenge entry] surley bin dun

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Yes, every day at 13:54
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *reads sig, helps*
teddypig.typepad.com/teddy_pig/upload/Revolting_Cocks_-_Beers_Steers__Queers_Drop_Your_Britches_Mix.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Ah, Revolting Cocks
I do like Ministry, so I'll give it a go. Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# This track is one of the pitifully few things that redeem the 1980s.
I hope you'll be very happy together!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Nah, he needs more Goatsnake.
stonerrock.com/jukebox/Goatsnake-Easy_Greazy.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# nothing needs MORE Goatsnake
although, everything needs Turbonegro.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Wrong answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Good choice,
that song is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I'd have chosen Mower if there was an MP3 of it on the web.
Still, fucking adore the 'Snake. Shame Greg gave up on the project.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# hehe
they're actually seals.

hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# The gag is,
they're actually grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Stop killing my sarcasmometer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I'm not even being sarcastic though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hmmmm?....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# haha!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# christ! That m16 has a grenade launcher.
i haven't seen it before, WOO.

edit: if he has an m16, why does he have shotgun shells?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# m203 grenade launcher
blow the balls off any killer whale
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# you'd have to be under them for that
which would be a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *tries*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Just wait til the bit where the kids running yelling "JUMP WILLY JUMP"
and just as it jumps, FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# WHALE SANDWICHES FOR DINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yes
and hit that little fucker of a kid too : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ahh yes the good old 20mm M203 underslung grenade launcher
for when your 7.62 NATO rifle round won't do it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I like how people can do the numbers and shit
whereas i'd just call it "gun"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# or a big gun with
big tube on the end
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# all of my gun knoledge is from overplaying call of duty 4
*nerds everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Nearly all of my historical knowledge comes from playing games like age of empires.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Nearly all of my communication skills come from playing games like The Sims.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Wuhoos!
that means sex, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Nearly all of my jumping skills come from playing games like Super Mario Bros.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Haha :D
I jumped on a mushroom last weekand yelled "ONE UP"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# More importantly...
Did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Nope.
It was a trick mushroom i think :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# wank.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
once my brother mistakenly bought me 'trade empires' instead of 'age of empires' what an awful mistake that turned out to be.

"Transport the rice to the nearest Mill."
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# age of empires is fucking excellent
I might fire up AoE3 again seeing as I sucked really bad recently when I tried Assassin's Creed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# not as good as
Command and Conquer: Red Alert

or Mech Commander Gold.

They are both similar style games, and the kick AoE's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# play americas army
for some good online multiplayer realistic action
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# and to get raped by uncle sams propagada cock
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I have CoC
and have had it for weeks, but for some reason, i haven't installed it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I've had red alert for about 7 years.
while im on the subject of games, does/did anyone have MotorCross Madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I meant the third one
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# well then
your coc is newer than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hehe, yeah
I had one and two but I was a bit pants at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I always preferred age of empires to the command and conquer games myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I was never a huge fan of C&C because it was a direct rip off
of Dune 2 on the Amiga which was one of the best games of the decade. i've been playing Kane's Wrath a bit which is fun.
I've also been enjoying Universe at War, Earth Assault which is really good.

I loved Mech Commander but not as much as the second one but I consider that a different type of game.

I also love Empire Earth and have all releases.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Dune 2 was rather fantastic.
I think I got it together with cannon fodder 2.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# balls! 2D stratagy always was the best
red alert
cossacks: art of war
age of empires 2

need i go on?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Cossacks was too big and confusing for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# cossacks was not that good IMO
and I played much more Total war.
I don't disagree that 2d strategy was ace and I still fondly remember Dune2, the game that spawned them all. I just don't play old games that I have worn keyboards out on. I've not finished all campaigns in AoE3 so I might give it another go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I hear there's a new total war out in a while,
which will no doubt steal days of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# damn.
I have enough to make me ignore my family as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# why don't you have medieval total war - viking invasion?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I do.
I have Shogun TW
Medieval TW with viking invasion
Rome TW with barbarian invasion
and MTW 2 above.

I just don't have room on the desktop for stuff I don't play any more. But they are installed on the network somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# oh yeah total war series is the only 3D statagy i really enjoyed
i enjoyed cossacks mainly because the enemies were legendarily thick - I'm shooting hoards of cannon at their cavalry who in an astonishing piece of retaliation elect to stand in a square: straight out of sun tzu's book of war that.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Assassins creed
is well worth another go pasa. Best game ive played for a long time. Get one of those newfangled xbox 360 joypad adaptors that let use them on pc for the best experience. Fantastic game.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# why not
just do it with a mouse and keyboard? antiquated or not, i rather prefer it...
(Freeman163, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Yes.
A nice little toy ;)

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/41942004/in/set-919487/

psst. 5.56x45mm is your standard NATO round now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# needs more Sheen...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# is that
frank zappas head appearing on the top right?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ja!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# sheendlers list?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
this is very stupid
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i don't understand
they're grey
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# but they
are seals........and theyre in th e navy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Where at the shark
and jellycoptor?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)