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# My Chemist takes the piss with his shelf displays...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Genius.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha.
Soup herb.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Complete Class, sir
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
awesome!

*click*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Head, houlders, knees and toes, knees and toes?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Head, holsters, ammo and sights, ammo and sights.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# And hack and splice and stuff and mount....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests
AND I CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT

edit: ah, there it is. Hahahahahaha.

I could whine about planograms, but this isn't the time or place so I won't.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Planograms. dear god no.
*nighmares from 8 years at Dixons*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# B3tards was being an arse for a while
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# If b3tards went down
would most of our pictures be redexes?

/doesn't understand teh internets.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# If B3tards went down
there'd be a lot of happy partners ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# That's feckin genius!
Took me a minute tho...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ahahahahaha
yey!

related story: -

At the end of the 1st leg of the Tall Ships Races to norway, we arrived in Maloy.

to show our selves off we thought we'd "man the yards" and sing songs (climb up the mast onto the sails) we sang heartily and could be heard well fom the shore (2-300 meters away)

long story short, we ran out of songs to sing. so i managed to get 60 odd people singing "Heads shoulders Knees and Toes" & "Sponge bob square pants "
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# YES
Now post a picture of Floella Benjamin in her drawers singing it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
Brilliance as always
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK
error #12355 you are not a dog - press any key to continue
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# just go, we don't want your sort here
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Nice
excellent
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# oh for some of TGA's hummus
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I was at Pukkelpop and a bunch of drunk Belgians were singing this
though sounded west indian as it goes 'knee and ting' or something
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha. wonderful.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That just shits awesomeness.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that

In fact, I am very tempted to rearrange Boots and see if anyone notices

(One of my favourite pastimes is writing rude words using the spice pots in Waitrose - each one has a large initial letter on - that is, when I can afford to shop in Waitrose)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Lidl ftw!
Although i generally shop in Londis or Tesco Metro.

For convenience y'see.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Boots jargon used to be RI (Random Inspection):
this meant that when you had spare time, you should have a look around the store and front 'n' face the stock.

I'm now working for them, kind-of, and they don't seem to use that abbreviation any more. However, they did when I had a summer placement with them as a student - eight weeks of such unpleasantness that I swore I would never work for them again.

Another like-minded person told me that after her placement, she made a point of going into Boots stores and performed RFU's on the stock.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Random inspections in my shop are more fun
as they usually end up with food science.
"Ooh I've not tried this so if any customer asks about it I will need to know"
*tastes*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Awesome!
*Click*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That's a knee-toe right now!
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *Spang*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# LMFAO
Thats just cheered me up no end =)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *click
excellent
/monty burns
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# very nice indeed
OK to pearost this?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
Does it include traces or yoghurt to combat thrush?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oh fucksticks
I can't believe it took quite this long for me to work out where the fecking shoulders were.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Utterly Utterly Brilliant
FP now. Shirley.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Simple as that.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# a supreme effort
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
That's the best thing I've seen in ages.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# move to the front
of the class
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
you big kid.

great work.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# good tuff
mann
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Unfortunately...
I read the title as "My Chemical Romance" takes the piss...

Hence me sitting here with a WTF face for quite a while.

I'm sorry, it is late. :(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# oh so good!
well done sir
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Awesome.
Just...fucking awesome.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# the second I caught on i burst out laughing and scared the cat
well done
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# This is pure Genie-arse!

It took me a bit before I got it and then promptly started choking on my coffee as I giggled like a loon!!

This is the funniest thing i've seen in bloody ages! woo to you! :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
# .
you are officially a cunt.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Welcome back to the FP Mr. Archie
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Genius.
I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Thanks, you've cheered me up.
I was a misery guts and now I'm not.

Yay!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:52, archived)
# heh :)
FP, too :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Genuine office LOL
Definite Wooage.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# fantastic mate
genius
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Inspired :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Congrats on two thoroughly deserved FP's!! *Clicks*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Stop the Internets!
This is perfect.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Genius, I thought
as I scrolled down the front-page picture, it must be TGA... and it is. N'n'G!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# My work colleagues are stupid
Because I had to "de-ris" it.

Thank fuck you guys are on the same wavelength and I am not alone.

*sighs in derision*

Really humourous stuff. Have a clickerage
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# This is bloody marvel!
Have an ultra mega click, sire.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice
*click*

Reminds me of this:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i can add nothing to the praise already heaped upon you
so i won't.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Way to piss on his parade, queenie.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Most excellent
Well done
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# This...
...is f***ing genius!
Well done sir!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# took me
a while it did
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this is brilliant, archie
one of your finest
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yar
One of the best FPs ever!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)