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# My Chemist takes the piss with his shelf displays...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank Psst...., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha.
Soup herb.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Complete Class, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
awesome!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Head, houlders, knees and toes, knees and toes?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Head, holsters, ammo and sights, ammo and sights.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# And hack and splice and stuff and mount....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from Townsville, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests
AND I CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT

edit: ah, there it is. Hahahahahaha.

I could whine about planograms, but this isn't the time or place so I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Planograms. dear god no.
*nighmares from 8 years at Dixons*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody will tear your teddy APART, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# B3tards was being an arse for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# If b3tards went down
would most of our pictures be redexes?

/doesn't understand teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# If B3tards went down
there'd be a lot of happy partners ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# That's feckin genius!
Took me a minute tho...
(I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ahahahahaha
yey!

related story: -

At the end of the 1st leg of the Tall Ships Races to norway, we arrived in Maloy.

to show our selves off we thought we'd "man the yards" and sing songs (climb up the mast onto the sails) we sang heartily and could be heard well fom the shore (2-300 meters away)

long story short, we ran out of songs to sing. so i managed to get 60 odd people singing "Heads shoulders Knees and Toes" & "Sponge bob square pants "
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# YES
Now post a picture of Floella Benjamin in her drawers singing it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody will tear your teddy APART, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
Brilliance as always
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK
error #12355 you are not a dog - press any key to continue
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# just go, we don't want your sort here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Nice
excellent
(mr wheatley ®, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# oh for some of TGA's hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I was at Pukkelpop and a bunch of drunk Belgians were singing this
though sounded west indian as it goes 'knee and ting' or something
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha. wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That just shits awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that

In fact, I am very tempted to rearrange Boots and see if anyone notices

(One of my favourite pastimes is writing rude words using the spice pots in Waitrose - each one has a large initial letter on - that is, when I can afford to shop in Waitrose)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Lidl ftw!
Although i generally shop in Londis or Tesco Metro.

For convenience y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Boots jargon used to be RI (Random Inspection):
this meant that when you had spare time, you should have a look around the store and front 'n' face the stock.

I'm now working for them, kind-of, and they don't seem to use that abbreviation any more. However, they did when I had a summer placement with them as a student - eight weeks of such unpleasantness that I swore I would never work for them again.

Another like-minded person told me that after her placement, she made a point of going into Boots stores and performed RFU's on the stock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Random inspections in my shop are more fun
as they usually end up with food science.
"Ooh I've not tried this so if any customer asks about it I will need to know"
*tastes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Awesome!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That's a knee-toe right now!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *Spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# LMFAO
Thats just cheered me up no end =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *click
excellent
/monty burns
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# very nice indeed
OK to pearost this?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
Does it include traces or yoghurt to combat thrush?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oh fucksticks
I can't believe it took quite this long for me to work out where the fecking shoulders were.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Utterly Utterly Brilliant
FP now. Shirley.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Simple as that.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# a supreme effort
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
That's the best thing I've seen in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# move to the front
of the class
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
you big kid.

great work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# good tuff
mann
(papa bouba slap your face, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Unfortunately...
I read the title as "My Chemical Romance" takes the piss...

Hence me sitting here with a WTF face for quite a while.

I'm sorry, it is late. :(
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Even more cynical, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# oh so good!
well done sir
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Awesome.
Just...fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# the second I caught on i burst out laughing and scared the cat
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# This is pure Genie-arse!

It took me a bit before I got it and then promptly started choking on my coffee as I giggled like a loon!!

This is the funniest thing i've seen in bloody ages! woo to you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
# .
you are officially a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Welcome back to the FP Mr. Archie
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Genius.
I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out.
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Thanks, you've cheered me up.
I was a misery guts and now I'm not.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:52, archived)
# heh :)
FP, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Genuine office LOL
Definite Wooage.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# fantastic mate
genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Malchickles, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Congrats on two thoroughly deserved FP's!! *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Stop the Internets!
This is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Genius, I thought
as I scrolled down the front-page picture, it must be TGA... and it is. N'n'G!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# My work colleagues are stupid
Because I had to "de-ris" it.

Thank fuck you guys are on the same wavelength and I am not alone.

*sighs in derision*

Really humourous stuff. Have a clickerage
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# This is bloody marvel!
Have an ultra mega click, sire.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice
*click*

Reminds me of this:
(tyronb, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i can add nothing to the praise already heaped upon you
so i won't.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen Shit! I thought I was dead, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Way to piss on his parade, queenie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Most excellent
Well done
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# This...
...is f***ing genius!
Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has more hair than Prince William, just, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# took me
a while it did
(william_shatner, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# this is brilliant, archie
one of your finest
(I helped save b3ta! Leningrad, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yar
One of the best FPs ever!
(LokiMD, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)