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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)

Arf!
But always remember to use the back of your hand so you don't leave any marks :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)

a bar of soap in a pillow case to the kidneys
if she's really done wrong
e.g. burnt my fucking tea twice in a week.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)

that is beyond the fucking pail eh?
i suggest a decapitaiton, followed by a lime bath and an unceremonious dumping into a canal.

EDIT: either that, or a kick to the cunt, thusly demonstrated by my magical pinkshirted cuntkicker

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)

or your cock

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)

that leaves the classic mushroom stamp
or why not try the "shiitake mushroom stamp"?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)

shit ache?!
Oooh... nasty
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

hahahahahaha
SHUDDUP BEETCH!
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)

Oh Lord, keep my pimphand strong.
This we pray, amen.
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)

where are children from?
and what about old people? dogs? cheese?

mr. gray, you neglect so much.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)

dogs are from pluto
the moon is made of cheese
and old people are on uranus
AICMFP
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)

no fp for you, we have outlawed old people.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

Wotcha.
What's the latest on evil bitch mask hating strupett harlot jezabelle?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)

eh?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)

wuh?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)

huh?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

fnar fnar
mewl
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

boring emails exchanged, they're 'consulting their lawyers', which is just redonkulous.
so i replied with 'i also consulted a lawyer, and he said you're all dicks. now apologise and i'll drop the matter.'

or words to that effect. been too busy lately to pursue it much.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

Typical corporation
But one thing is for sure. If they're taking legal consultation then that woman is currently in a large vat if sticky poo-plop!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

i hope so.
somewhere i found a few .wav files from 'night of the living dead' online, where barbara's brother keeps spookily saying "they're coming to get you, barbara!", and i'll be sending them to her after it's all over.

hmm, maybe a ytmnd would be effective....
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

Yes
I don't think that's a very good idea:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

that's too confusing to parse at bedtime.
'night, daywalkers.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

'day
nightwalker.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

Best book evar!

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

with foreword by Geophrey Boycott

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

Shouldn't it be.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)

no

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

yes

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

*fetches popcorn*
*awaits arrival of Captain Wow, Flowerpot, Jessie, et al*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

typical women taking their time to come...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

How would YOU know?



:OP
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

the movies are ninety minutes long.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

women come???

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

You rang?

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

You sneaky little trollop

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

God imagine all three as a Gestalt entity?!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

An excellent reference guide
woo to you
its most cool
like a snail
swimming in salt
in a diving suit
( Boff Redundant - just in time for xmas, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

I want a blow job from one of them, so I'm being polite to them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)

Pffffft

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)