It's my b3ta birthday! So have this macho product:


And have a look at my possibly over-long Mort animation if you haven't already.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

happy b3ta

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

^this

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

LEGO IS ALREADY MACHO.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

too right.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

I can't believe I gave all mine away :(
I'm tempted to start spending my student loan on toys.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

I know, one of my colleagues at work gave me a funny look when I said that I was going to buy a massive box of lego at christmas.
the guy's a tit
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

That guy will NEVER get laid.
The things you can do with lego technic, it just instantly turns you into a pussy magnet if you can make a lever operated punching machine.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

No.
Pirate Lego OWNS Lego Technic.

This is fact. FACT! It's been proven by Germans in a lab, so it must be true.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

Did you make a Dildoblaster™ out of pirate Lego?
Did you make an extendable punching machine out of pirate Lego?
Did you make a spinny slapping machine out of pirate Lego?
Did you make a walking dinosaur out of pirate Lego?
Did you make a tank out of pirate Lego?
Did you make a badass robot out of pirate Lego?

OH HOW THE LIST COULD GO ON.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

While I fall on the side of lego technic, I should point out that pirate lego has palm trees.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yes, but you could combine these elements to make a palm tree tank.
Or a pirate riding a walking dinosaur.

The one thing I didn't like about pirate lego was that on the box they always had sand and water.
I was really pissed off that my lego didn't come with sand or water.

I did like the little chests and gold coin studs though.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

You could bend the leaves and make a lovely desk fan.
It the motor wasn't so damn heavy you could probably make a decent copter as well.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

YES!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha
Oh I knew you wouldn't let me down!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

pffft!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

SWIFT LEGO JUSTICE

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

Do you mean like funny-ha-ha?
I really need to ask that question more.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

he looked at me like I was the one was an idiot.
he also thought Jaws was a shit film
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I didn't see jaws until I was over 20
so I have to agree on that one.

Havoc 7 though, FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

You know it's going to be a good compilation of car crashes when in the first 10 minutes the commentator points out that one of the drivers is Phil Collins.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

Oh I am so asking this every time someone says "funny" today.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I bought some flarp putty a few weeks ago
I've got more enjoyment from it than I have from Lego Batman.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

I went on a Lego Batman DS rampage last night.
Got up to 98% completion.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

Oh fuck, I forgot all about lego Batman. i might get my DS out today

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

JUST GET THE DAMN FLARP PUTTY
IT MAKES FART NOISES WHEN YOU POKE IT
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

cool.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

98%, MOTHERFUCKER
RACE YA.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm busy playing crysis at the moment since I got new processor etc

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)

My room is stacked with macho

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

My mum gave all my lego away to some church shitroom.
I WAS GOING TO USE THAT, MUM
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

Almost exactly the same as me.
I was "talked into it" with some bullshit OH BUT YOU NEVER PLAY WITH IT, AND THE KIDDIES WOULD LOVE IT sob story.

FACTS:
1. I DID FUCKING PLAY WITH IT
2. I AM A KIDDIE
3. I FUCKING LOVED IT
4. WHERE'S MY LEGO, BITCH.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

My mum just cleared it all out.
Then again, she's a mad bint who burned all the family albums, so whatever.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

Well, that's because you were a mistake and she doesn't love you.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

I know, she says so all the time.
But enough about her.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

NO

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

the moment my gf told me she played with lego instead of dolls I knew she was the one for me

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

DO IT!!!!!!
link.marktplaats.nl/170691093
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

yay, b3rthday!

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

yays happy aaargh my nick is on fire day!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

Well done on staying enlisted on a website for a number of years!

/edit: Nice anim mate! ;)
Can I be in the book?
I was the first one to visit the internets
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

Light a candle in your window
let the night know that you care
Light a candle in your window
It will lead the Christ child there.

Happy B3taday!

EDIT: YAY MORT! I feared I'd never see him again as the old website was no longer there! *bookmarks new website*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

My university account was finally closed down
only 3 years after I left.

I had to pay money - like real money! - for this one.
( giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

Are you trying to lure youngster into your house again?

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

happy candle day!
:D
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

Happy B3taday!
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

Oh, Roland!
Will you ever learn!?
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

Hippy B3taday
giant squid
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

Happy candlemas!
I love lego, me
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

happy B3taday!!!!!!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

This is quite the picture

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

My word.
This is thrilling, especially the spideryak.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

utter brilliance
hello kingy old mate
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

Oooooooh!
I like this! Reminds me of Pete Fowler.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Fowler
Are you Pete Fowler?
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

i yam the Super Furry Animals
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

Woop Woop!
:D
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

have you seen the aliens versus monsters trailer?
they've stolen your pink one for their gelatinous blob
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

damn them!
oh, and i forgot about Rock Boy!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

rockboy rocks!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

Oooooooh!
That's just gone up to the next level!
:D
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha
I said the exact same words about the new Cure album to someone yesterday.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

pink Gelatinous blob?
i'm inclined to agree
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

Acely

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)

Happy b3taday!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

SQUIDDLES!
*bumps*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

'noon Dave.

( giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)