Well, it's related, I made it a few days ago and never posted it.


Click for able-to-read-headlines big (200k)

"Now they want to ban your lawn" is my favourite.

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

( zeltergiset, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

haha, brilliant

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

hahaha...you've been collecting a lot of tabloids

(Alpaca hmmm, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

As nice as this is,
I don't think it should really be compoed!

LOL though :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

No, I'm cheating a bit, but the papers are related I suppose.
In a sort of inbred redneck way.
( zeltergiset, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

^this^
Bloody funny, though, and one rag I wouldn't wipe my arse with is pretty much interchangeable with any other one.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

j'agree...
everyone knows the FT is much more absorbent!





and pink
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

Haha!
Brilliant! :D -9*C is my favorite. :P
(Sivvus is tempted to submit her life to failblog on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

ZOMGosh!
The Express using metric measurements? But isn't that Anti-British???

Oh wait it's probably because 16°F doesn't sound as cold. Ah well I presume they're constant with the measurement unit when it comes to hot Summers days...

www.bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatchnew/?p=995

...or maybe not.

Joking aside I even don't know why they bother with Fahrenheit when it comes to hot weather. If they really want to catch the eye of people in the newsagents why not just use Kelvin?
( Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)

I remember when my lawn was banned
It was on a Wednesday. I didn't like it.
( mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

( epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

That must've taken you ages. A click for your time :)

( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

Haha, pretty accurate. And helpfully allows me to drop this here:


Now with anti-libel protection
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

To be fair
I've always found that the Express manages to make the Mail look like a liberal and PC.
( Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

That covers just about all this compo
top wooage to you and a click to boot, good chap!
( maiden my karma ran over your dogma *squish*, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

similar in allot of ways to the mirror

( Jamnog º ,:,, º Why do beards suddenly appear?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

Stunning!!
woo!~


( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

I don't think I can see images from your hosting :(

( Mue (Special Circumstances), Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

this is bloody brilliant

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

Pffft
good work!
( Peregrin, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

This to win or I'll eat the internet
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click...clickety click

for 50 clicks...
(Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic We be bubble monsters! Rawrrr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

^This

( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

Best Ever
Clickedy Clicks
(tomo'foolery, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

Congratulations on your new job
Can I be on your sub-editor?
( Bad Horsey, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Fantastic :D
*clicks hard*
( Monty Propps is banned from watching Twin Peaks, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

wins
(click)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

Bravo
Stands and salutes computer
( Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

well thank goodness this was FP'd
kudos to the effort!
( Agent Muu any port in a storm!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

This is worthy of a best ever post!
Great stuff!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

I presume the file size limits
meant you couldn't include the rest of the Diana front pages.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Didn't Private Eye
say that the rule from upstairs was "Diana story every Monday morning" at one point?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)

Fuck!
So, YOU are the person that reads that shit!

Woo for the amalgamation.
( mikenco, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)

That is fucking INSANE

( ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)

I love you.
And I really hate their columnists.

Story: Mice cloned from frozen cells.

3/4 page article:

Mice cloned from frozen cells.
Scientists playing God
Ranty bit that also exposes journalist's complete lack of knowledge about even the most basic aspect of the science
Obligitary warning over stem cell research
Smear all of medical research and question its validity
-End-

I hope these fuckers are like Jehova's Witnesses and refuse medicine 'cos of dogmatic reasons. Otherwise, they're motherfucking hypocrites.
( drunkenoaf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

You forgot...
To add the madeline option ;)
(Bristol Tom, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

I especially like that
the editor admits there's nothing better in the news than Diana so makes the newspaper 10p cheaper than usual :)
(Doccykins, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)