I am mediocre and I approve of this message


also: long time no see!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

Surface-To-Air-Salmon
shiiit yes!
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

yes long time
i do look in most days
( pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

i am polished turd and i approve of this shit
edit: also woo and click for pip's mounted bear
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

I am shit and I approve of this polished turd

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

I AM CASHY
I AM A SHIT
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

Woah nelly!

( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)

EXACTLY.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)

I'm fed up asking you people nicely.
Please stop doing that.
(The Feceshog From Hell, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

What a shit username you have!

( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)

What a shit username you have!

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

Yes, I know!!

( Mstandot, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

Christ, bring out the troll.

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

Don't fucking start that again.

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)

NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

WOO!
jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh, but all that came to a crashing end in a flash...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

you know when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice?
I LOVE IT
( Spunky McPunky McMonkey McBean sends starfish through his star-off machine, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

evil jim ftw!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

bluh!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahaha you shit

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

i think we have our ANSWER OF THE EVENING :D
-fireworks-
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

thankyou, thankyou
i'm here while thursday.
try the veal.
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)

I am a flowerpot
and I am full of shit.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

I am a fuckpig,and i too am full of shit

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

So you stink, but you have the healthiest flowers.
Ain't that just like life?
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)

i was full of shit
but i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)

yesterday i was full of shit
until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

lol
yay-jetpropelledwhatsitthing
( elvisweathercock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Onion cat also approves!

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

nice loopadge
:)
( pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

how rare!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

he is so proud
to fly that onion
( elvisweathercock, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)