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# Dalek posts commence!

Plus see why I can't get Daleks out of my head here www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCayoqPhQs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I shall endeavour later
but I have a syphillitic, pustule-ridden cock of a day ahead of me, possibly.

edit: how rude- that's well good. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Mick Hucknall's coming round to play you his Mike & The Mechanics records?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I stand by my love of Simply Red's music.
Gooooood morning, Nibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i once served hucknell pastrami in waitrsoe
he was wearing sunglasses insdie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# inside his skull?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Oh I don't let my love of his music cloud my judgement
I'm well aware he's a prime piece of dick meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I once saw Barry from Eastenders doing that too :)
I think it's because they are twats.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# No!
It's because they're like sooooo hungover from sleb partying and besides they don't want anyone to recognise them because they're famous and oooooh so popular that they'll get mobbed - sunglasses protect against that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'm wearing sunglasses inside
I just look like a geek on the outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# heha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I think we should talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm unfixable. The last time someone tried
I ended up still liking Simply Red and also liking Justin Timberlake. Don't make it worse, just bask in the eclectic glow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# TO /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hello capn
poor Simply Red, hated and loved in equal measure - which to my mind makes their existence meaningless


/logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :S
*often refers to herself as a marmite person*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hold me
i'm still eassay writing


just an introduction and a conclusion to write and i'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *cuddles* well done, not long to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i've hit the wall though
i just touched typed 100 words with my fingers out of alignment and didn't notice. what i have wrttien is utter gibberish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Coffee. 5 minute break.
Go away from the computer. Go on, fuck off. Have a wank or something. Rest your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# shouldn't have quit smoking.....
i think trying to have a wank in the library would only arouse suspicion
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# OH
Sorry, thought you were at home.

Come all over the Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i have bright red rings round my eyes and my hair (which is rather long now) looks as though i've got a small dog sitting on my scalp
i also smell quite strongly because the university library is hotter than the sun.


kneading my shrivelled genitalia and massaging my seed into the cover pages of some of freuds book sounds like a pretty good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I'm full of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# YES!
*climbs in recycle bin*
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I want photos!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Oh Stavros you're so big
But the Cider-man are coming for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I found a girl attractive last night who was closer to my daughter's age than my own and then, when I told my wife about it, she was dismissive.
It would appear that, at my age, a 19 year old is so unlikely to find me attractive that it is not worthy of consideration.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Bless
*fetches slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Welcome to your gender.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Well that's not true.
Depends on the girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yeah
some girls have really low self esteem and daddy issues
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Claws in, Frodo
I more meant some of us prefer men who don't want to twitter on about Yu-Gi-Oh, or whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Pogs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I Still have my pog collection.
They will make a comeback, I just know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# me too somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Make your comeback in Essex
then I can come say hello
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i've reached the point i was always threatening to for years
the point when older women stop thinking i'm endearingly odd and have now realised that i'm potential prey.


where were these attractive 30 odd year olds when i was single, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Allowing you to mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I'll tend to the wound after I've fixed my daddy issues.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# bollocks.....


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# that's officially her saying you can
merry bloomin' christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# To be fair, the girl was definitely interested,
Which was odd, as I was drunk and being an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# nonsense
lots of girls love their grandads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
he looks startled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Mornin' Toastie, you well sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# tired and busty but otherwsie yes
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *voyeurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahahah
comedy typo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!
Gout's nearly gone, at last :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Does that make me a Dalek?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Probably, possibly and maybe definitely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# That's ok then
(prepares invasion of bungalows only planet)...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# thanks you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# aaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you look like one tooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yay in the olden days (before all this modern rocket dalek rubbish) Daleks could not get up stairs you know
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# It's Thora Hird's lucky night!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Zombie Thora Hird you mean
yes she's been after a bit of Exterminate Action for a long long while
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# smart!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# An old old one,
I'm away at a mate's who has no 'shop so I'm afraid that's all I can chip in today...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hehehe
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
although it's also Research Assessment Exercise Results day... prepare yourself for loads of HEIs twittering on about how awesome they are over the next few days...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahah!
I still think the cybermen were better than the darleks though... (the previous type of CMs not those new ones)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# not the originals? :D
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41631000/jpg/_41631828_planet1_220bbc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)