Uncle Pete gave poor Tommy the most fiendish present for Christmas


Happy Crimbo B3ta!

Edit: I've just remembered Lego factory where you can order your own custom Lego kit. I am totally going to buy this for someone's kid next year.
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

:D

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahahah brill

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

hahahahahahaha
Happy day internets! :D
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahahah!!
yes!

Happy Hanuka!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

:) dreidels all round!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha
They could at least included a microdot with the kit to make it all possible.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

I am happy that my family remembered the true meaning of christmas this year
and got me some Star Wars Lego.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Yays!
Bizarrely I got a cheque for £5 from my old man. I haven't spoken to him for five years and seeing that he's loaded I think it was some strange attempt at an insult.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

he's seeing if he's got the right address for you.
If you bank the cheque, then he knows you received it.
( Batsgirl, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

I wouldn't bank it anyway
But I'd guessed this.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Star Wars Lego.
Star Wars Lego. Ruskii Standard Vodka!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Fuck that.
I'm on the bolly already and the pub opens soon:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Pub!?!?!
On christmas!
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Well my family consists of me.
SO I'll be taking a few Ozzies down for a merry pissedmas.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Happy drunkings then :D

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Verily:)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

so what?
the more the merrier
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

literally:)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

I havent opened mine yet
but I know im getting a ski trip
Thats a bit hard to put under the tree
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

unless it's a yoghurt popular in the 80's that's been laced with LSD...

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

I LOLled
By that I mean I really did laugh out loud, I didn't just sit in a chair drooling like a Scope poster child.
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

^ LOL THAT ALSO

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

^ LOLTHIS

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

hahahah
*clicks like a loon*

Damn that's all kinds of awesome
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

What?
An aquatic bird?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Not really
More gibbering loon

If I were an aquatic bird, I'd be an avocet, the royalties from the RSPB must make them minted :D
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

nOW THIS IS cHRIMBO
ace!
click
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Many pissed mice fella
CHristmas day always reminds me of that time in WWII when the talkboard and the messageboard stopped fighting and played football.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

To you too mate.
Talk ...in here.... where?
Who taught them to play football?
last time i looked in on talk, they were all still busy bashining shapes through holes.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Well when I say play I more mean we needed a ball:D

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Pffft!!!
nicely done.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

fan-blinkin-tastic :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

ha ha ha, that is ace!
Woooo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

ha ha!
congrats on the crimble FP!
(venort just made you lose the game, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

\o/

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

Brilliant!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)

laughed my legs off
brill
( elvisweathercock, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)

this is beyond genius. I am in awe.
:D *clicks*
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)

Should be
included in the forbidden Lego Book
(danniemcq done a poo on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)

lovely

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

I
concur
( Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

Lol the poor kid got scammed xD
PS: i Have that program you mentioned and it's really cool (y)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

I love this.
Every time I look at it it makes me chortle.
Have another click.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)