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# Yes he's back, back again...

with additional idea mongering from Mr Bees
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Not just any has-been white hip-hop rapper
but an M&S has-been white hip-hop rapper.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ive been finding this challenge tough,this is a win from me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Surely thats a good thing if its a tough one
Means there will be less entries, and hopefully better, more groan worthy entries
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha MnS's :D
I AM REALLY HAPPY
I CHECKED MY BANK AND I JUST GOT BACK FROM TESCOS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# BATTENBERG!
/standard response upon seeing such cakery needs to be shouted loudly perferrably in a crowded area like a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ive been craving one for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I do hope you peel the marzipan off
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Im more shove as much in my mouth as once
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Marzipan is pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahah biscuitonia
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Come the revolution..
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# batterys right by the mouse,good lad
*i notcied 2 mugs,is the coloured one your main mug*?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Those are all dead, the bin is the other side of the room!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# And no, thats one mug
and one pot of sweet and sour sauce from a chinese weeks ago... Im afraid to move it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# what other ghastly secrets are you hiding in this picture :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# There is a carling pint glass behind the battenberg, but no-one picked up on that :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# And there are 2 other mugs on the left hand side of the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# battenburg is weird
also, you have the same style of mug as the one my flatmate lost a few weeks ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It is not wierd, it is delicious
And it's not even my mug, I think it's my flatmates, it is massive tho and does about 1.5 cups in a cup :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# my flatmate says he wants you to give him his mug back
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Im afraid I cant do that....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# What are you? Some sort of cake-based masochist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I have bigger plans then just purchasing one :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# your desk is unsettlingly tidy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# The other side isnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# you think that is untidy? good grief... hang on i'll get a picture of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes, it is quite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Haha I like the saucers and the plug for your battlestar image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haha, i was thinking "which window shall i leave open for them to see, my battlestar pic ture or my JPG wallpaper?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Mine is from.... fishcat I think, its sheep
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# i've also just noticed there's a roll of tin foil on my desk still =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# haha I dont even have any foil in the kitchen still
I think we should have a desk thread


SHOW US YOUR DESKS INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hmmm
tissues and 'puter make me wonder.

EDIT: And is that 'hand lotion'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha i realised that as I was posting it. the hand cream* in front of the tissue box is particularly suspicious
*well actually its a massage cream for sore backs the ladywoman got for me, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# This would have worried me more!


EDIT: Sod fancy back lotion! Get tiger balm!

EDIT EDIT: Is that a quarter I see wrapped up there?!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# do i look like a dirty weed smoker to you?
its an unpainted warhammer 40k model

Edit: ladywoman just asked what you'd changed, I replied "hahaha he's put i love horses on the desktop", "how can you read that?" she asked. I've been horsed so many times i know exactly what the bloody thing looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# So sorry
A hash person then?

EDIT: 'ello laydee T O'B. How's it living with a filthy perv?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# urgh... weed/hash/soapbar all make me fall asleep and feel horrible
she says "hi, are you still tall?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# No
I gave it up for lent
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# yes!
but - moar cups!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# yey chince
(MrFriend is not your friend, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# im half expecting wall-e to pop out :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# two cups
one desk... and some kleenex.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# next time i take a photo of my desk, I'm vetting what is on it first
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# No!
I'm all for the unvarnished truth.
(Although actually your desk does seem to be reasonably well-varnished...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Haha
I'd find it hard pushed to find a male's desk without bog roll or tissues on it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# like the tinfoil :D
also what is in that big tin box?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# thats the lunchbox that comes with the special edition of fallout 3.
i keep painting bits and pieces in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Fallout 3 lunchbox FTFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yam you doubly smellez?!
with teh trots?
With George Foreman grill and happle mac?

EDIT: My god is that Backdraft on DVD?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Well it was two for something cheaper so I got two,
but thats all they had left

Trots?

Its not a george, its a laptop,
and the mac keyboard is cos I spilt tea on the laptop one so all the buttons dont work.
eagle eyed viewers will see left4dead in the bottom left corner

and no, its a book called "The Draft" is about american throw ball
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I was sure it was
"Overdraft" - I must be projecting again...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Prizes for whoever can guess what book is under back/overdraft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm very sad
and even tried to see if photoshop could tweak in some detail. No dice. Clue, please.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# In the night-time?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# No
It was "Marley and Me"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You have a George Foreman grill'n'laptop?!
Where can I buy such a wonderment?!
I'd get a better lappy though. If it doesn't like tea it can't be that good!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# All you need is a laptop and a george and some gaffer tape
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# nevah!
You'd get rid off all that delicious gaffa fat!!!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# which lynx can would win in a scrap?
it looks like green has his turret ready to shoot his poisen gas,black looks more of a kung-fu motherfucker,honeing his chi possibly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I think the monkey in the back would win
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hmm toilet roll
towel drying on radiator
webcam

*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Webcam? There is no webcam!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# it is probably not a good thing that i recognised left 4 dead in the bottom-left there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Was that without seeing
this: b3ta.com/board/9272988 ?

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# haha yep :D
probably should read ahead a little further...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha, good work, its resting atop my xboxies now
We tried it on expert last night - impossible

Advanced, got to teh end of death toll, but got mauled by a hunter just as the boat was there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# never tried expert
only played it a few times on a mate's xbox.
they don't let me play anymore because i keep shooting cars and teammates and trying to lock everyone out of the safe rooms.
great fun though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Haha thats what I do too
I run off on my own get to the safe room then summon the horde :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I've been kicked from countless games
for actively seeking out the Witch, hurling petrol cans at her and getting the entire team killed.

Awesome game
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# pfffffffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Arf!
Top choice of pic!
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)