German Zoo Love
From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
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From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
( , Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
Don't misunderstand Stan is from Sheffield so what he's saying
is "That song is older than my cunt!" ;)
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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My cunt??
Tha' must be older than me.
I can't tell a word tha' sez!!
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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I can't tell a word tha' sez!!
Some German women, jumped into the polar bear exhibit because she wanted to die
The polar bear was doing her wishing and was nomin on her
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45,
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I can think of many things that are not very good ways to die
this is one of them - do you have a link?
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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I didn't read the entire story
Did the bear nomm her to death?
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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no, they pulled her out
they also dropped her back in, they were just teasing the bears
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48,
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haha
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
Well, no shit Sherlock!
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52,
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Well, no shit Sherlock!
I love the Werner Herzog-ness of the following statement:
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
I love the way the german policeman says "schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm"
and "logic dictates schmerg merm schmerg merm"
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00,
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Wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer?
Ja beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput.
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03,
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den flippenschmängel mit kleinem nerbspauchfaust hat bleibt hier auf 1967!
O_o
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Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05,
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