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[challenge entry] Shirley?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Certainly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# "No, a cave actually, and as such am unused to the concept of 'doors'"
WOO pic :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahh! "how's about I just roll a big fucking rock infront of it? I swear, you treat me like a little kid! It's so UNFAIR!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# same old jesus, always watching people shit.
That's the secret reason why Romans and Jews didn't like him. See here:

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Voyeurs 1:1
And lo, Jesus came unto the door and upon finding that He could see nary a jot through the aperture of the lock, then took it upon Himself to open the door and stoodeth He watching as Mary Magdalene did taketh a fragrant shite.
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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahha
*Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# happy b3taday old lurking person
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ah but im not a lurker
Just a sad sad QOTW'er.

Hence the appearance of low stats.

But thank you all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# even worse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Indeed :P
I should really fobt/qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# O NOES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Happy Candle Day
*hopes there is cake*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The cake is a lie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It's funny because he was!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# He was always a stable lad...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe
You know what. the KEY to great PHOTOSHOPping is Clearly Som3thing that I NEED? ;D

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)