We shall fight them with cake...


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( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)

That is fucking terrifying

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha where is your mind 0_o
click
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Ooh don't ask me...
...:D ta btw!
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

Aaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!!! My poor eyes!!!!!
:D
Fantastic stuff Ninj!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Cheers sir!
Congrats on the fab FP!! :)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cheers sir!
Congrats on the fab FP!! :)


Churchill/Brand doesn't really have the same impact the other way round, does it? :D



( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Hahahaha...
Tis John Sargent again!!! WOO to you :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!
FARK!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

Why can I only see David Cameron?

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

You have cut out two small pictures of Cameron and fixed them in front of your eyes with elaborate scaffold made of toothpicks and blu-tac?

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)

Shit, I've been sleep Torying again.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)

Try these. They work when you're awake...


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

I think my expression would be the same under similar circumstances.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)

It's like Pixar made flesh.
Brr.
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!
the damn fools, they did it..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

you always face mash wonderfully :D
top works :)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

Cheers sir!!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

that is truly marvellous
possibly your best face mash ever
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cheers Bilbo, although I was rather chuffed with Bono & teh Robin Williams...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

OK -right
now I'm torn

this is ace

but it actually looks right
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)

What about Indiana Martin?

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Oh Give up!
:)
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

nooo! my special dreams are ruined!!!

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

So, that's how they made Shatner?

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

Patrick Stewart?
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)

8D
Yes!
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

Fucking Ace!
top notch
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

Awesome.
As ever.
( Captain Howdy - more human than human, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

Thanks Cap'n!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

Rather unfashionably
I'm quite a fan of Jo Brand. I really enjoyed Getting On, and think she comes across as lovely.

I also enjoyed her interjection on a panel show recently, where she said that the only adverts she'd consider doing were for "Lovely lovely fags".
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

Has she acquired any material other than 'cake is delicious' and 'men are rubbish'?

( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

Since it's been about 20 years since she did that sort of stuff
Yes - quite a lot.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

She doesn't need to.... that's comedy gold!
"I went to the doctor to see if I had an eating disorder. "Yes" he said"you can't stop eating them"

Oh my, my poor aching sides
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)

you've only got a stitch cos of all that cake

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

Like I said - I know it's unfashionable.
I've never been very good at fashion.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

Loads
Plus she's an excellent panellist on QI.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

^this^

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

'allo!
I've maded a song for Friday!

\o/


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

antici...

( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)

PAY SHUN!
'ello you!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

Morni...
Afternoon, DTH SAGDTH!
*awaits Friday with baited breath*

...

*liberates mouse*

*awaits Friday with bated breath*

*dies*
( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

brilliant, you squeezed it in :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

ya!
It was quite short and simple, so I may start on the one you really, really wanted! C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

That is horrifying but very well done!

( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

good god
have you collated all these anywhere?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

I haven't me duck! Only on teh b3ta
;)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

website plus google ads + stumbleupon/digg/reddit etc = teh profit!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

eek!
*faints*

hello Ninj :) xxx
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ey up missus!!
How's teh lil' one and of course your smashing self?
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

All grand, ta, happy and thriving and all that :)
How's the lovely Meg?
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Sounds brill!! Meg has turned me into a mushy wreck, bless you...

( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

Puppy!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

its a dog yay!
not a horrid kat
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)

oh my!
Fantastic!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

Cheers Joe!!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

Nice and nasty in equal measure.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)

I like this
As a way to express this, I have clicked the "I like this!" clickable link. And also written this pointless slef-referential redundant reply.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)

I want cake now.

( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

by god
that's scary
(lord bofingham, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)

wrong
just fucking wrong

(still wrong)

:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)

hahahahaha
Scarily excellent Ninj, *click*
(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)

Cheers sir!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)

What has been seen....
etc etc

That is just too good to be a shopped image. Tell me it is a shopped image, please :(
( wuffle bunny Age only matters if you're cheese or alcohol., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

'Tis shopped!
:)
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yay!
*breathes a sigh of relief*

Ninj, your shoppery is toppery and fools me every time. ;)
( wuffle bunny Age only matters if you're cheese or alcohol., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

Ooh bless you!
:D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

great stuff
as is the bonowilliams below
( Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)