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[challenge entry] Homeopathy

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(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Haha! Yes!
Also: Boooo Prior :(
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# All going horribly wrong...
I can see this ending with Bell stranded at the far crease as the tail tumbles one after another :'o(
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I forgot it was on
and just as I logged in, Prior was out...
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# It's past 2 am here
And I'm not going to bed til it's over.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# It's getting exciting.
.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This.
and that.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# prior to what?
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Prior to Prior,
it was going well.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that about nails it
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# haha! - their science
is badder than bad.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oooh yes!!
I've had homeopathists attempt to ram their pseudoscience mumbo-jumbo down my throat more than once.
I tell them to fuck off and die.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Spot on
This reminds me of a beat poem by Tim Minchin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

A perfect rant at all that bollocks. (Slightly NSFW due to a few naughty words)
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# "Slightly NSFW" warning
On b3ta.

Next step: go to porn sites and add NSFW in comments so people are warned.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# That
is GENIUS.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Soup. Herb.
I would very much like to have a cabinet like that though.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# likewise
My mum keeps her sewing odds and ends in an old apothecary's cabinet.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I would love to have one myself.
They are unbelievably hard to get these days, and when you do get the chance, they are unbelievably expensive. I want one for my kitchen for bits and pieces, it would look lovely it would.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking witch doctory :D
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# haha
Fortunately I don't need homeopaths. I just turn on the tap, and ... voilą!
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Indeed!
Cured of anything and everything, with just one glass of water. Result!
so how do they get round that one, then?
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# By using the magic ingredient of all alternative medicine
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Strangely
my brain hurts not because I don't understand but because how little she understands. aaarg!
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# i only lasted until
the "cross out the M out of E=MC^2"

bull leavings.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I will never take homeopathy seriously again*
if the only way they can justify their "science" is by breaking the laws of Physics.

*not that I ever did in the first place
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Very good....I've always
wondered about the water / suger pill question as well.
(, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Haha, nicely done
While most forms of alternative medicine (say... acupuncture) just require one big silly "leap of faith" to grant the benefit of the doubt, homeopathy is particular in requiring multiple ones.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Ha! I was just thinking about this quote from Futurama:
"I have a degree in homeopathic medicine"
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Melons
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Fiddling
I've got friends who have a medicine cabinet full of these dried frog pills. One day I am going to swap all the identical white pills between bottles - I bet they don;t notice.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# you're completely right
I believe in science and science says homeopathy is bollocks (as does common sense)

but I did give homeopathic medecine to my cat and he got better
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Homeopathy works.
You guys are all haters....

I was suffering from acute dehydration and it cured it almost instantly.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Homeopathy
An alternative for people who don't listen to their GP say

"Get some rest and drink plenty of water"

And want to tell their friends that they needed to seek alternative treatment
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Ha!
I'd love to ask a homeopath why, if the water 'remembers' substances that have been in it, I'm not effectively just drinking loads of piss, shit, bacteria, poison, etc. whenever I have a glass of water? Surely I'm lucky to be alive with the 'memories' of all those harmful things I'm exposed to every time I turn on the tap?
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# because
it cures the symptoms that all those bad things produce. or something.

For me, the real problem is that Samuel Hahnemann just decided that it would work. And it was started at a time when alot of real medicine involved things like bloodletting and taking strychnine and shit, so actually doing nothing (or taking homeopathy) probably produced more positive results.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# HaHa
Love it! I sat in on the Government Select Committee hearing on Homeopathic medicine, it was great seeing them tear homeopathy to shreds in front of the viewing gallery full of sugar pill healers. I actually had to leave at one point because the sight of them all getting so het up was just too funny.
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Yer all just
Homeophobic.

Not that I disagree, but how often does one get an opening like this?
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)