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# Been awhile
Thought I'd never get to come back. Just a loser who hasn't had time or bandwidth to check in for almost a year. Looks like everyone is still up to there same old tricks. Good job!
(raz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Afternoon
over on this side of the pond. Hello.
(raz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# greetings and salutations
of no fixed time-period.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Hallo!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Marvelous, thanks.
1/2 hour to quit time and mucho booze. Cookouts and alcohol are wonderful after a first week on a new job. And how are you?
(raz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# hello
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Kept waiting
for an anvil or something to drop on the little guy.
(raz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# You'll never leave, but then you know that.
Will you be joining us regularly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Hope so
Just got back into a "job" where I might have time to join you folks.
(raz, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Over the past two months
I have given up b3ta in work,
it was difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I've never had the luxury.
I'd not want to anyway..... I slack enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Exactly
I've posted over 12000 messages, I feel I've done my time now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# raz!
How ya doing ya old b3tan you?

LOOOONG TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# splendid
ronald mcdog
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# the.............
sun'll come out tomorrowwwwwwwwww.......

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# You are a magician
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Scary Hairy

I'm stuffed. Takeaway's delivered to your door are the best sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# But the ones they deliver
to someone else's door don't cost you anything, and you don't put on weight....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I laugh in the face of a pot belly.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ...
No-body dooooes it beh-tuh
maaaakes a dooog in-to a maaan...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# This is a blatant repost
as I really liked this one and it seems pretty quiet...

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# *splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# that's great
i really liked my alphabet
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I'm a big fan
of my Vitruvian Domokun, personally
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I just can't get enough of my
Apocolypse Cow
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I like the pic
that is now on my profile...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# *cough cough
cough shameless self publicist cough cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# have you looked since
this afternoon?

It's vastly improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Aaargh
Must resist the click...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Ah, Mr Pot
I see you've met Ms Kettle...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# yes.. so do i :P
ONLY JOKING
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# It's a pleasure to see it again
especially as I didn't get the chance to woo the first time :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# See?
I TOLD you Munsch's work was piss!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# arf
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# well then i'll repost
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Well then
I won't repost. I do enough of it normally without following a trend.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# er...


Just trying to do my first post.... YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# woo for original moomins !
have you got that pic any bigger though? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# ah
how's that
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I used to get called moomin at school
in an unkind way (ie as in looking like a space hippo), but actually, I consider it rather a compliment now.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Moomins are cool
I am actually dancing with glee I have finally done a post *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# bloody lurkers
crawl out the woodwork, expect to be given shiny medals for it, grumble grumble.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# !!
......
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
#
back!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# that's
lovely. (with blinking action o.O)

lurkers are rarely spotted you know.. sometimes freckled tho
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I've got the Moomin song/theme tune
in my head now! Altogether, one..two..three..!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I don't think you look like a space hippo
but they did have a little pixie-like friend and you kinda look like her/him?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# moomins
that would be little Mi (My - not sure of the spelling)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I just have
a very big mouth, and besides, moomins rule :)
there's a lovely anim somewhere in the spazz...

*wanders off for a quick spazz*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hmmm
it was tomsk, and it appears not to exist where it was

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# you mean
Little My
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# SpaceHippooooo!
Helsinki is the place to go for Moomin lovers, they have their own shop!
/I've said this on the board many times but I feel saying it again can't hurt
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# reposting cnut
go back to your BMW, freak
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1962831
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
#
*brain melts*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# arf!
it's so much better bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# DOMO!!!!
...
..

..

..
KUN! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha
I prefer domo as a power for good though... but well done!

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Here's a tale
In the early 80's a whole bunch of us lived in a big house, which we owned. It was a free kinda place where at night we'd play music have bonfires in the garden and have fire-eaters, uni-cyclists and were generally free easy going people.

We treated our neighbours with respect and they even joined in on occasion but generally we were clean living hippies who enjoyed ourselves...

the local constabulary however didn't fell the same. They took exception to one of us called "kung-foo Steve". Steve was a martial arts expert who leant towards the good side of the force and used martial arts as a spiritual side of meditation.

They raided us one night and Steve was 'arrested' and given a pasting in the back of a meat wagon. At the station 4 coppers tried to bash him up some more. One of them held his face whilst he was pinned down and another squared up to demolish his face - so steve bit the end of the copper's finger.

He was thrown into a cell and awaited a further pasting.

In Kensignton High court when he gave testimony he explained to the judges and jury that he assumed the lotus position and meditated in preparation of the forthcoming beating.

Half way through the prosecution (10 mins later) the judge leant forward and asked

"Can anyone tell me what the latest position is?" The judge could see what was going on and deliberately broke the flow of the prosecuting counsel.

It was obvious to all and sundry that the police had collaborated their evidence and the jury were summarily dismissed and the case thrown out of court.

Justice you say.

Huh. one month later we were 'raided' by a bunch of cops who HAD NO NUMBERS (which is illegal) on their uniforms. They smashed the place up, intimitated us. Abused, both physically and verbally women and children and behaved liked cunts.

Our complaints were met with disdain and we, in the end, decided that as we had had our day in court leave it alone.

to this day Steve is a marked man and nbow lives abroad.

I accept that police are a neccesary part of law and order but do not accept abuse of such power
so here's an undercover pig

and a smiling bearcub

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# too long
didn't read
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# try it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# You sure are a yarn spinner
DOes the story have any basis in truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I was there
and gave evidence.

Long hair and a different lifestyle doesn't make any difference
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Oh I know that rup...
I was just curious if you made it all up or if it was (at least in part) based in truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
typing it brought the injustice of it back

I am all fluffy now 'cos Matthew snored...awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# all together now!
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# No.. I REFUSE to be taken in by the...
cuteness...

of..

that...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# neff.
sepia tones of chooop.
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# this name
is a good one, as your number starts 811... it's like a mirror for life
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# you know 118 811 is a real 118 number
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# in the early 80s
I started primary school : P

that's a shocking story though

Edit: he's looking like a very happy chappy and he's fairly growing! the ratbag's holiday snaps - she's getting so big now!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I wasn't even a sperm then.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# me neither.
i hadn't splurted out of my dad at that point
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I'm just a old but wise bear
how's your back...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# on the mend
but still rather sore. spent ages standing making soup this morning and the bloody ratbag tuned her nose up at it then had a tantrum. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# hot and cold plus a massage from Mr J should work?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# chance
would be a fine thing : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# put deep heat on his balls
hehehehhehehe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# he won't
let me near them : (
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# WHAT is his problem?
you're lovely

get some new balls
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# it's my own fault...
I find them fascinating and fiddle too much : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# and he's complaining
twat
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I shouldn't complain
he's more than interested in my bits ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hehe
something I'll be attending to shortly to mrsbear
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# MrsBear
is very lucky. I'm going to bed myself shortly... literally myself... he'll be up for a couple of hours yet, watching the end of Terminator then playing on his arcade cabinet for a bit, and I'll be asleep by the time he comes to bed. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# awwww
"you pay paradise, you don't know what you've got till it's gone"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# The hot water bottle is your friend

*adjusts hot water bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and then bag of frozen peas
hot/cold helps shift the blood out of bruised muscles
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# so sad, so sad
but you have the bearcub!

The world is Ace after all!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# correct.
HE makes my day everyday with his smile
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# cunts
and
awwww

you give some people power and that's how they behave, sad but true :(
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# In the early 80's I was born
I think (hope) policing has got better since then though
and yay to the bearcub
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# it has
we were on the end of the 60/70s corruption and job for the boys bit

a lot has changed since then...or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# cunts!
latest positions are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# yay bearcub
he makes the story seem not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Italian police are crap as well
twunts
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# that is an amazingly good story
and separately,
awwwwww so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hmmm
one of those things that just develops with no reason, and is rather odd. can you tell I'm tired and bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# is that some kind of subtle message
that you're in need of a shag?
or is it a cormorant?
is that heal tool work? I need to update to PS7 so I can see what that does...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I'd quite like
a cormorant...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I thought
they were nasty evil smelly birds though?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ahhh fair point
I already have a husband and a toddler, I don't need another source of nasty smelly evilness!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# grrrrrr.....
:p
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you know when you've
been mindpissed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hehe
there's a picture in that... tango advert shoppage perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# .....
*smoke blows out of ears*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# there you go again
mindpissing people
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# best episode ever!!!
maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# NO REPOST I.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Vous êtes-vous déjà demandé comment réduire vos coûts de production?
C'est la question qu'on a posée, en 1992, à Normand Ballard, spécialiste en automation industrielle et en robotique. Après une année de réflexion et grâce aux efforts conjugués de Sylvain Ballard, analyste-programmeur, une solution a vu le jour
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# wtf?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# ... le logiciel AutoFab.
Mais bien sur.
But why are you telling us this?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Hi Cassidy
it's b3ta, no reason. (=
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Good evening.
You're right, of course.
Abandon logic all ye who enter here.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# a fat bald orange man
slaps your' cheeks/plants a kiss on your lips?

/something else entirely
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I think
that counts as double pissage
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Yes indeedy
Get out of my miiiinnndd!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hydruck.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Supoib!
/I'd like to make a 'shag' joke here, but I believe it may be a cormorant....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Jebus,
how much bread would it take to keep that bugger happy?
(Dr Wadd, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# tj:
please explain....

Home » Users » Profile for buttercup (Back to the messageboard)


a member for 33 years, 262 days, 20 hours, 38 minutes and 3 seconds
has posted 240 messages
of which 1 have appeared on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# explain what?
it's Cal's profile, he's the guy who made the board, therefore he can set that to whatever he likes with nobody to tell him otherwise

you worry too much
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# :D
i know he can..

didn't realise it was cal though...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# ok
the timestamp of the account is 0, which is 0 seconds after 00:00 1st Jan 1970 (which is the unix epoch).
(NB: that's GMT, so that's why it's 20 hours, even though you posted as 21:38, because that's BST)

Clear as mud?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# what's an epoch?
microsoft's systemtime begins at 14th september 1756 or something, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# epoch
is the beginning of an age or something isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I guess
an epoch is a defined period of time. whenever you want that to be.

the unix epoch started then, and will run out when too many seconds have gone by for current computer numbers to cope with (some time in June 2038 for 32-bit machines, but hopefully we'll all be using bigger machines by then).
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Thanks!!
/joke about Epoch Powell.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Cal
wasn't even born then!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# hey ho
how's you? did you put my mini on your mini colour site?

I've finally come to the conclusion that as and when I refurbish it, it'll have to stay this colour - it's just too unusual to allow it to disappear from the local roads! however, this will require sourcing a replacement cream-coloured vinyl roof... any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# are you
going to keep the kitten and the b3ta down the side?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# they have already
come off...

but I may well include some new form of b3ta graphic at the appropriate time
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# do you have a photo?
of the mini?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# follow link
in lower post :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# ello.
fine thanks.

yup your mini is:

here (including click-for-big)

I believe the original roof should be tan, rather than cream. You'll probably not find the stripes for the sides. You might try "Newton Commercial", they specialise in authentic old trim and stuff.

There's a guy in our mini club restoring a rose 1100 special, I'll ask him if I remember.

[edit: I should note I was offered another pic for that colour this week. I turned it down, of course :o)]
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# the stripes
are sold by loads of places from what I've seen... they're just regular graphics.

I do think it's more creamy than tan though, on the roof (edit: it's similar in shade to the caps on vanilla coke bottles...) - although right now it's white household emulsion, thanks to a former bodger. ah well, the interior's not stock and won't be returning to it, so maybe the roof will change too - I wanna stick a webasto in there anyhow.

yay for keeping a b3ta pic, even if it's got witchy's name linked to my car ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
#
Ah yes... I spotted that the white wasn't right, but didn't realise it was paint.

I didn't know whether to link the car owner or photo taker... difficult one. I'll add your name too, if you like... what credit would you like?

I forgot that graphics are dead easy to produce nowadays. It used to be a problem!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# tbh
I don't mind not having a credit - as and when it gets fixered up maybe I'll get you a better shot, then I can claim my day in the spotlight!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# righto
that would be most groovy.

you decided not to sell then? (catching up slowly)
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I have an offer for £300, as-is
but as time goes by, it gets harder to imagine getting rid of Mavis (named by Evil-Pixie)...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# crumbs
mini prices are rocketting atm, 300 quid is a joke! I've seen rust buckets with no redeeming features for 500. Didn't buy them, obviously, but they held out when I offered 200, so someone's paying.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# all the more reason
to hold onto it then...
I'm currently one long thrash away from making it into a new car again, anyways - 99,9xx recorded miles (and past history suggests it's the first time around, too)!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Cormarant tree
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I did
consider hanging mugs off it, but decided that I couldn't be arsed : )

Edit: #Sharkey and George, the crime-busters of the sea.... #
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# "clear up
any mystery"

Still working on Lord Lucan I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# lovely
i like things without meaning, means i don't have to think :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
#
how does that differ from normal then? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# *thinks*
no sorry, have no idea what you're on about...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# HOLY!
it's woo but it's giving me the jibblies.
(yakmonkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at him go, look at him go
(Dr Wadd, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# UpUp and Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
w/y/badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Victoria Street!
homesick!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# In that case you`ll be pleased to know that it is the first
image that google returns if you just search for "street"
(Dr Wadd, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it's a pity
it doesn't show the huuuuuuuuj comedy Groucho glasses, nose and 'tache just out of shot to the left hand side of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Now that a respectable time has passed
it's time to rebuild - with some safety features.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# excellent.
But have you seen the proposed new design?
Its shit. Really.
(McDave, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# i like it.
whatever they chose, everyone would have gone, 'oh that's terrible'

because at the end of the day, we're all perfectionists
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# YOU DON'T GET IT
THERE ARE SNIPERS

AIMING AT ME

OR MAYBE JUST LAZER PENS

BUT THAT'S NOT VERY LIKELY IS IT
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# no,
they're snipers.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW?
ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME?

AAAAH
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I remember a day
when magicians got famous for ESCAPING from hanging boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# It's nice that you have
internet access to prevent you from going completely crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I'm brilliant
aren't I?

don't you just LOVE my wonderful feats of endurance?









YES YOU DO
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Umm...
...yes... *snickers*
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I'm not a perfectionist,
I'm just perfect.
(McDave, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I was a prefect
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
#
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# sorry, it was on th' news at
some time.
Try searching the BBC website.
(McDave, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# No, do you have a linky?
I have not seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# ooohhh....
nice
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# That would give you quite
a jolt if you were working in them but i'd be worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# you talking about rebuilding the bandwagon
or just the towers?
nice smooth motion btw
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# there was a bandwagon?
I've been away for a few days, must have missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# it's a very old one
probably this time last year, actually
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# i was going to do something very similar yesterday
but my sis stopped me saying it was sick...

grr
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Actually
She was right. I'm so ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I was bored and had a spare 20 minutes
So I thought I would inflict this shitty joke on you
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# 20?
Not a minute more, not a minute less.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# well it took
19 minutes to make, and about 1 minute to find out who invented ethernet.

so yes, but only accurate to the nearest minute,
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# They're remaking The Dambusters donchaknow...


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# does he
poop bouncing bombs then?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# possibly
I reckon his trunk is a machine gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# why remake
the dambusters?
It was a classic!
(McDave, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# they remake everything else
coming soon, a remake will be made before the film it's remaking's been released!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Comming Soon To A Cinema Near You!
Commando Attack!

A classic remake of this yet to be made film about a ballet dancer turned commando when his family is killed in a horroble Operatic accident, foul play is a foot as he soon realises that the fat lady didnt fall on his family, she was pushed.

Release date: whenever, i cant be arese right now..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ........

/you're putting images in my head of ballet dancers 'going commando'......
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yay!
dink!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# For the hat trick.
(majooski, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# I think
that would be more effective if it said banging on about rather than chatting.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# yeah well..
that would require effort to edit it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I'm not
disagreeing with the sentiment though
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# .
# a member for 162 days, 17 hours, 48 minutes and 36 seconds
# has posted 2 messages
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# same goes for you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# *smooch*
/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# watch it

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# eep!
I've been nicked!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I could be wrong
but it looks like the swedish chef ice playing hockey for the swedish olympic team...

but the punchline illudes me
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# the chatting makes you seem
so civilised.

though the big red swearwords would debate this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# tj
i just rembered
what happened with the lazer pens and mr blaine?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# look down
at the laser pen/blaine threadjack below
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# he used them
to draw a little eye on his palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# i heard they were all arrested.* but that david blaine is now blind**

*no i didn't
**probably not, but he's still a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME
HELP
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am arresting you for posession of canna..."
"ang on a mo, we can't nick 'im for the grass, the bleedin' laws have changed again!"

(clikky for biggy piccy)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# does anyone here call the police
the filth?

i feel like having a debate
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Nope
I quite like the police, they've only ever given me a fine and points for speeding once and it has worked because I will no longer speed incase I get caught again
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I have done
but I think I'd probably just calll them the police most of the time.

/debate
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# filth?
without them you'd probably have been raped/abused/killed before you got to 18. they put their lives on the risk just to try and protect fools like you. ra ra ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# they are usually called the filth
by people trying not to be caught by them
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# are you calling her
a hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I can tell you a couple of nasty experiences with them all innocent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Hee
hee
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i thought about joining the police
it was my plan for leaving college, but now im going to uni to take advantage of the advanced enrollment scheme
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# when I was working in Butlins
we had a crack down on asking for ID in pubs, I asked one bloke for ID and he showed his Warrant card. I told him I was sorry and he said it just shows I'm doing my job...he then bought me a drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# so even the police pull
occasioanlly, and what was he doing in a pub! he should be fighting crime in with his own brand of street justice!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# he bought me a drink
but he didn't pull
happily married woman
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# but
what about the street justice?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# He should have been doing that
instead he was on holiday in Butlins Bognor Regis
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# where can I get one of those badges?
would look a bit more swish than my driving licence with the photo in... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I do
and I stand by it

(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# no,
don't really have much contact with them to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# good at running away are we?
oh aye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# a mass debate?
if so, we'll leave you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# My dad's installed in me
a great loathing for the police, with their frickin speed cameras.

Plus the police are scary!!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Nope,
I actually have a lot of respect for law enforcement officers and what they do. If you don't want to get caught doing something illegal, then don't fucking do it .
Even though I had my troubles last year, I deserved everything I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# well said
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Thank
you Gary.
How you n the family doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# doing well
healthy and happy, so that's a good thing. Although they are growing at an incredible rate.. and getting very smart coversation wise. It's amazing to watch them sometimes. Fiona started pre-school yesterday... my little girl all growed up!! )=

House is still in disarray, but it's getting there. I currently have no kitchen sink and am sleeping on an air bed, so lotsa aches and pains in the morning. How about yourself?

I agreed with your police comment, when they got me, I was like ok, fair cop, and put hands behind back. It was all very civilised after that.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# yes
in the 70's we did 'cos they were pigs then now they're badgers
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I want to say aww
but I just can't bring myself to
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# you can aww at the original picture I made:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# 4 hours! Crasy!
Even this is long enough to bore the pope to sleep, the choir boys mistake him for death and bury you alive.



70% hot stuff, good going, you probably cheated though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# More of Frank



Poor chimp never has it easy
(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# pardon ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# oscar wilde
in the house!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# oh
hello
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# huh?
.
(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# why are you laughing Dave?
shut up and open the wooyay doors, HAL...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Oh my god
its full of tarts
(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# That's delightfully random
TJ: is Lora here? There's a guess the year thing on the radio and peter Andre Mysterious Girl is on...I'm guessing she'd know
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# about 97
i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# yeah?
Gina G is on now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# the Eurovision one?
that was maybe 96
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# yeah the eurovision one
i'd phone up but they're not giving prizes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Checked and It was 1996
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# keyboard: dog
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today
you're sure to cak your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# eep
I'm not that dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
#
u sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# she's not
I can assure you
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# thanks
lovely sweet and innocent I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
#
*remains politely silent*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I personally think the police should try to be a bit fluffier

gah, my pictures have degenerated to slapping animal heads on people...
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
some people make a good "living" on b3ta doing that!

and at least you did the hands as well!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ello 'ello 'ello

I have no idea what you're on about, but I think I might take you in for questioning anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# That's great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I didn't do
the hands though....
*slaps own wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# he's got gloves on
so how would we be able to tell?

you did the feets though!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# that's what I thought
honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# but you've done the feet
that counts double, y'know
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# yeh,
it's crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# cock off
or tell me how to draw things other than flowers and circular things with my mouse or I'll cry!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# one pixel
at a time works :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# i just noticed
you like all the things i like and hate the same things ('cept for Gran Tourismo, i like that)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# batsgirl and chaostime
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# how childish of thee
Make it happen, NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# are you single?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# ah, but is he single?
if I don't have it confirmed that he is single I'm not going any further!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i am indeed
and freshly 19 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# good plan
hang on, I'll ask
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# he is
and very young too

*plays mrs robinson theme*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# "very"?
he's only two years younger than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# depends on your definition of very
i suppose!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# well
look at you, all younger than me.

Show off
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# awww is ok
dont get all worked up, think of your blood pressure!

il get your slipper while Batsgirl puts the kettle on, go on, sit in your nice confy chair and watch the antiques road show. aww what a dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# get on msn
i'll give you a few tips :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# got no msn here
I'm afraid, and my dad doesn't like it when I download stuff onto his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# download it
then uninstall it before you leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# It's a bit big and takes too long
just for me to use for one day though.

(for above read: I can't be arsed)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# check for windows messenger in program files
it's usually part of a standard install on most machines...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# too much porn...
you on 4rthur? i'll send you a few tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# they should
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# and hands, don't forget the hands!
I'm having that problem today also, so I'm refraining from posting this crap i keep making
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# it's not stopping me
;)
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# good man!
keep it up..... ooo er missus!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# right!
*salutes*
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# That's good
I haven't really progressed beyond the humble headswap
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# yeah!
fluffy is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# absolutely!
and I love your batty headgear :)
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# thanks
although today, that's not the pic people have been commenting on...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# wot?
police hats aren't batty?

where can I find tights like that?
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# not last I heard
try your local Private Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# nah
I got a pair of them at topshop
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# we don't have a topshop
have to go all the way to bloody Norfolk for that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# It's
still good tho
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# You still miles and miles away from Hull?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Yup,
miles and miles. Am currently sat at work approx 5 minutes from Disneyland. the sun is shining and it's another 80 deg day! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ...and yet still you hear "the call"
....

Actually, I can smell the drains from here... tide must be in...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# y'can't beat a good ol' head swap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# i read that as
you cant beat good head - mmmmmmmmmm
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I love
excessive apostrophe usage
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# numerous
yet all perfectly positioned
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# The Mogtain says woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# good lord
how imposing!
(KnitWit, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I sawed a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# there on the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# where on the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# right there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# oh right, where the stain is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# yeah, sorry. I didn't realise it would leak so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# it was
a wind up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Fluffy police
Definitely the way to go
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder if I'd pass.......
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# correct use of handcuffs...
...and truncheon...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# wahey!
the handcuffs go on the ankle and the truncheon with the crumpets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i can show you how to use those if you like
just set into my room and strip to your underwear, trust me, i pretend to be a doctor..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ooh
sounds like fun to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# sounds naughty to me
Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# and the proper way
to 'proceed'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Hooray!
What about excerpts from L.A. cops?

like: "Where you goin' in such a hurry with that stereo, ni**er?"

If you aren't white, you are harassed. 100% OF SAD BUT TRUE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# It's a good job
I'm white then, otherwise the rozzer's would've locked me upyears ago :-)
(Morrolan (Veni Vermini Vomui - I came, I got ratted, I threw up), Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Rozzers.
Bless 'em.

I'm always reminded of the old gag - "If you can read this, sorry, you're overqualified for the police"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# sorry 'bout the quality
but has anyone else thought this....
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# That's not a thought that crossed my mind.....
But woo for your superior thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
#
has anyone used my david blaine base image?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# you mean it all belongs
to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Arf!
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# nice, anyone got any ideas what to mash?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
#
crAZy 8astARd
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Mash someone mashing someone mashing someone mashing
you could make it animated
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# mash my pic
photoshop my pic

just make it funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# i used to do portraits,
you should have got hold of me back in the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# is that the
demon headmaster in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Awwwww.
Reet Gradely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i'm proud of my baby
born at over 19megs!
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# woo!
anyone thought this?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# no
i dont geddit. if i did i bet it wouldn't be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# oh hello Baz
oh wait the username says Laughing boy... must be an error
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# no you're wrong
baz might be a cunt, but at least he's intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# no need to be a
FUCKING CUNT...

keep it fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# bless his
pointed little head?!
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# that's ace
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# cheeeeeeeeeeeers

(cheebatv, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Now that's what I call...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Have I missed a bandwagon?
*Darn*

Evening all. I'm so glad it's Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# jump on
it's just started!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# evening
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# .
*looks*

!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# ohh no
please no... stop the torture!
(Sharps, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# much better
still a bit sniffly and a bit chesty, but well enough to go to work (although I slept in and didn't go anyway). I'm just bored now, I'm meant to be grandparent sitting which appears to involve sitting bored, by myself with a persian cat in a big empty house in case the phone rings.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# ah, perfect for b3ta!
i can give you some tips on mouse drawing if you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
#
"visits messageboard*
*sees mention of bandwagons*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# waa!
come back!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# I can't read that
because I'm not here.
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I knew you'd be lurking
I'm ok, I'm very bored and stuck out in deepest darkest suffolk though
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I'm in Suffolk
not quite deepest darkest though.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Ooh!
I'm in Suffolk from Sunday to Wednesday to visit me parents. Whereabouts are ye?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Near Sudbury
on the Essex border. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Ah!
In (well, near) Beccles, on the Norfolk border ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# it's probably easier to get
to Sheffield from here without a car... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Agreed.
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# hmm, surprise surprise
it seems my soul is purer than yours:
Your soul is worth £10183. For your peace of mind, 77% of people have a purer soul than you
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Quite
and let's hope that's an end to it.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# a compo
is just a bandwagon with it's own page...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# no, a compo is a theme
a bandwagon is a base image
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# or its own
50-odd pages....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# it's more of a challenge really
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoop Whoop Tha's The Sound Of Da Fear !



My Gallery

Clicky for david blaine base what i've made but can;t be arsed to use
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# your profile isn't fucked enough
go back to the first fucked profile
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Do not pass Go
Do not collect £200
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# can i have it
please
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# On an unrelated note
t- 18 minutes until Blaine laser pen...thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# oooh
this should be interesting

Just don't expect not to be in jail tomorrow
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# For watching it on TV?
Good lord...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# watching it on tv?
HOW? HOOOOOOW?
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# 1: walk into room with tv
2: turn on tv
3: tune into the blaine show
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# which channel
what time
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# SkyOne
Press Red, choose "David Blaine", press red again for full screen. It's live 24/7 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Red?
The only read button I have is this one saying 'OFF' above it...

however that would be a good thing to press when anything with David blaine comes on
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Do you have Sky Digital?
If not, that might explain it. Don't worry, I've got the feeling a lot of recordings will be floating around.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I didnt know
you could do that. I just put it on now but its shite, hes just sitting there, waving like hes the queen mum. Bring on the pens I say. Big crowd there might be difficult.
(Mad Frank, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# by the way
anyone at home who has the technology to record this wonderful thing on digital tv please do so and plubish it on the internet.

I WANNA SEEEEEEEEE
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ok
I'll wait then
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I can
see red spots on him

edit and big green ones

another edit hes pointing out people in the crowd now to people unknown. hes got some elorate hand gestures and what looks to be a hidden camera, they are looking for a hooded man.
(Mad Frank, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# oooh this sounds good
tell me when he starts freaking out

edit responding to edit: there will be a hell of a lot of arrests tonight....
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# There'll be
a lot of arrests in that there London tonight
Apparently his girlfriend threw an egg at someone yesterday after they threw an egg at blaine
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# I feel sorry for the guy
But then I realise he's doing it voluntarily for £5 million, whereas other people are starving.

I know 100's of people have said the same thing about people starving...I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# it's true though
People (like Uri Gellar) bug me when they say he's going through 'an ordeal' he's doing it volunterily and can escape any time...that's not an ordeal!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# she should be strung up
no, hanging's too good for her...

the laserpen thing's going to be dull, 'cause he's already had them pointed at him - he'll just wig out and think he's being aimed at by snipers again.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# the bloke got arrested
and she asked if she could give him a taste of his own medicine...he enjoyed it by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# That's quite the opposite of dull
Him with his "I'm so cool" image pissing himself!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# why does it matter so much?
I wouldn't bother to cheer him on, but I wouldn't bother to give him abuse either.

He wouldn't do it if he hadn't worked out a safe and easy way of doing it. He chose to do it. He's getting paid to do it. Just let him get on with it. Not worth getting into trouble for.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I think it's the smug '10% better than jesus stuff'
whereby he expects us all to bow down and say he's amazing, which isn't really how it works in this country, fortunately.
That said, irritating as he is, I too couldn't be arsed to go all the way there (well, one stop down from my office...) just to abuse him, in fact I couldn't be arsed to switch the telly on to watch him.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
#
you appear to have problems with your grasp of html / reality
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# what ARE you doing with your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# what ARE you doing here?
thought you were off for the weekend earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# yes i leave about 1pm tommorow but im working on the robots
and this is on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# what the fuck
have you done / were you trying to do with your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# hee seems to be copying webpage sources into his profile
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# indeed
well at least it keeps him off the streets ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# i just symmetricalised alan 'jonathan creek' davies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# ALAN SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# to turn him into
ross kemp with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# he now looks a little
(yes, a little)
like Jonah Lomu
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# meep!
I am stuck at my parents house with nothing but a furry cat to keep me company and I have been trying with NO success to draw in paint with a mouse. How do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# cut
its legs off to stop it running away
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# bingo!


*looks for cheese knife*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
IT'S GOING TO GET ME
(1, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)

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