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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

Woo!

I love these!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Phwoar

I would.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

He looks

like he's about to do a spank

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

vewy nice

that gets a friday awwwwwww

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sinisterduck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

awwww!

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

My God!

Someone save the poor kitty before it drowns in doggy slobber!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Is he going to

shoot it all over her bun?

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

for you

(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

*consults with high paid lawyers*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

it's a tribute

(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

the lawyers have just got back to me.

they'll let this one slide.

next time i'm gonna sue your ass for every penny and make sure your thrown out on the street.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Nice!

You gonna put this kinda thing in the next Hummus Commic?

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

i think i will re-make

some of the better ones for hummus.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

haha

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Jacko's new nose

click for slightly bigger

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mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

hehe

and yet I am disappointed that "click for bigger" didn't make his nose grow...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

that's what all the kids say...

(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Woo!

TJ - forgive my ignorance but is there a new challenge this week?

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

Maybe

the mystic loris has ended up in a meeting again.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

i was wondering what had happened to it

i was going to go for a shower but thought "no, i'll wait to see what the challenge is first, then go". that was half an hour ago

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

So till no challenge and no newsletter?

Blimey!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

it appears they don't give a shit anymore

which is fine by me, i'm busy zesting lemons

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Excellent.

Keep it up.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

There is never enough lemon zest in the world.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Zesting lemons?

Is that a euphamism?

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

for fun?

for the hell of it?
to make cake?

mmmm, cake

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

Some kinda

reference to a real boy and wood wouldn't go amiss here...

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

"According to the map, this should be Green Park"

slightly bigger

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

I say

w/y/h!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

ooh

conceptual!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

That

is REALLY good, you should do a series of them and pitch it to the London Underground people.

/mercinary

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Nath, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

Wonderful

Are underground stations really like that?

/country boy

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

Fantastic!

I always wondered... Woo Yay!

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xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

wonderful

woo

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

Fucking HELL

that's good!

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

nice

I wish London really looked like that

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mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Flippin' fab

that is.

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

That is fucking great.

Right, I'm off out now so y'all have a good time.
Yo, sick_boy, see you in about 45 mins.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

Arf!

Excellant, he he :)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

oooh

that's lovely

woo!

(bullitt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

fantastic

truly w/y/h

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

heheheh

Excellent!

I can't help think of them using tron bikes to get around the map now.
If only...
A man can dream...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

woo

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

like that

a lot :)

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amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

That's very good indeed!

Yay

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

Woo and a yay

That is seriously good!!.

(Random Visitor #1999, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

Woo, Yay

and indeed Houpla!

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discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Do do do do dooo

I'm lovin it

(Ssco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

wow

that's too good.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

It wasn't the sort of Hooker Neil was expecting part 2

(Hugh Jass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

Didn't you post this before?

And with an actual pic?

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

Maybe Neil wan't expecting

a redex?

/edit ahh, that's more like, some good old two second head swaps.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

Someone else posted something with a similar title

This is the SFW version of that.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Oh god

I hope I haven't started a Hamilton's bandwagon

or inadvertantly jumped on one

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

Ahhh, sorry

It didn't load the first time, woo :)

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

THREADJACK WARNING!

how does one make a picture tiny? (smaller)

(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

crop

or resize

depends on your program, really, but they're the most common names for the options you're after

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

it should be pointed out

that crop and resize do very different things

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

not like that

for the board. (I don't want to take Up a lot of space with an unintentionally huge animated wooyay)

(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

What software

are you using?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

you didn't say that

you wish to optimise an animation? remove frames, reduce colours, disable dithering and progressive loading, and if you're using imageready turn on "lossy" to at least 20%

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

Assuming tattyshop is being used

scale, as scaling reduces the dpi or the image, or at least it looks that way to me!

/edit Seems my post got cropped!

I had said you can resize the image or scale, but I would not use ...

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

scale?

never heard of that one... reducing the DPI is mostly irrelevant in a web image though - you could change it from 300 to 100dpi, but if you haven't turned off "constrain proportions" then it'll just make the "physical" dimensions 3 times bigger

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Get a

smaller monitor.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

I need pies, lots of pies...

clicky pies for more colour

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

fuggin' woo!

pie!

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

hehe

thats great

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

close the board, thats it!!

we have a winner!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

oh woo

that is so woo

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

heehee

A fat slice of woo for you!
Where did you get the original from. I have an idea in my head.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

hehe cheers

Searched for 'Matrix guns lots of guns' on google images

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Thanks

I found one. Now I have my other weekend project. Project #1 is reinstalling Windows and a butt load of drivers and software.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

hahahahahah

that's the best thing ever!

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

wow, the board's great today

And this continues the trend nicely :)

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

very

woo

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

Pie!

When come back, bring salvation for mankind.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

nice work with the wind effect

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Hahah!

Best thing EVER from the Matrix.

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

That's wonderful

Have a woo

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Thought I'd a little woo

in too

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

Oooh, wow.

niceness indeed.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

hmmmm...

Pies

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Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

fantastic

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corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Matrix - love it or hate it...

Gitchore big version love, one for a click.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

ha ha ha

i love that!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

That

is farkin' quality! :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Bonjour!

That brightened up my day and no mistake, ta!

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Tron, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

He he

Nice :-)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

wonderfull !

and so nicely done.
do you want to be my father ?

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

er...

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

great

give me money then.
and stuck your love up your arse.

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

er...

ok.
*locks doors and shuts curatins...*

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

Milk it!

Milk it HARD!

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Ultimate

mind piss there...

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

Ultimate mindpiss?

More like "Blimey, could see those coming a mile off mindpiss" if you ask me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

milk it!

milk it hard!

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Snigger

that's all wrong :)

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

hehehehehe

that's brilliant, of course :D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

A huge woo for both

They're top

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

hahaha

simply brill

again! how do you do it?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

I reckon it's like Samson but in reverse

his hummus is in his lack-of-hairness.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

Nice theory

It would also explain my lack of hummus, so it works!

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

And clearly also explains the phenomenomenomenomenom

that is Slim.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Damn

Slim? Are you around? I think they're on to us, you know.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

Yay! I've always wanted to be the pesky

kid that foiled the plot!

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

also explains

my current drought...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

*hands over the clippers*

Go on, you know you want to.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

TJ:

Where is the tutorial on how to make overlay pictures, the ones that change when you highlight them?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

never heard of it

but you hum it...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

mmmmmmm

mmm mmmmmm mmmmm,
mmmmmmmmmm mm m phnark

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

I've got it linked

But that's at home, I could email you when I get back tonight if you still can't find them

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

any

vague idea what it's called, I could spazz for it then?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

The ones that

never work for me?

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Yup

I don't want you enjoying my pictures.

mind you, that's saying they're enjoyable mind. Which they aren't. Or are. Or not. Or something.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

oh, THOSE!

google for "ctrl-a pictures" or something - here: www.toccionline.com/creations/ctrla/how.html

by overlay, I thought you meant stuff with layers in photoshop

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

got it!

nice one ta : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

no problem

I've enjoyed your cartoons for ages, nice to be able to do something for you :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Ooh thankyou!

The answer to your question involves too little sleep and too much vodka!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

hahahahahaha

Ooops! Oh well, the goat seems to be enjoying it!

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Arf!

Won;t get much milk outa that

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

but she's

eager to try!

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

Just

a spoonful.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

Gives a whole new meaning

to goats cheese.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Fantastic!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Oh so woosome

Would that be goatse?

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

No, this would be goatse

If you click this, you're either very brave or very stupid.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

*hovers over link...*

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christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

I guess I should have said that

I was punning.
No I didn't click it. If it is what I think it is I saw it once before.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Hehe

Nice pumping action there! Woo!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

i'm bored

sorry Scary Mary...

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

wow,

two fingers, eh

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Ah, the folly

of having a picture in your profile.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

I don't remember that night

must've been pissed :)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Mary- I thought I'd better let you know that I

probably would.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

Hold on

you have no thumb !

(Experiment 626, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

It can't only be me...

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

That's excellent!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

huzzzzah!

super!

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

Hooray!

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

So true

A woman tried to sue our company for falling over one of those in the middle of an aisle.

She lost her case...no win no fee and all that.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Splendid!

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xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

woo!!

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

hehe

I do love that one.

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

that's brill

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

That's super

And the last line really sells it

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

relevant?

Please no more signs though outside this thread... Think of the children (and not in a Jackson way)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

*snigger*

That's great.

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Fantasmagorical!

(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

er..

(StreetSpirit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

hehehe

almost didn't need shopping, but I'm glad you did it :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

make it

thinner, for fp-potential :)

I love it :)

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahha

yay!

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

yay!

the original video:
www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/hamster.php

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

that photo looks real

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Woo

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

WOW!

A big wooyay to you sir for the punnage

FACT: Pet shrews sing Tom Jones when you aren't around

(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Disco shrews

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Disco SHREW

likes the sound of that!

(the sea monkeys in his minute platform shoes died a long time ago)

(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

don't need

to adertise

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

Almost certainly GC, but you've just reminded me of it, and it's fantastic:

www.wired.com/animation/collection/pox/pygmy/

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Ooooh, I was looking for that the other day

I'll have to wait till I get home though.

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Really easy to find

If you google for pygmy shrew, it's the first three links that appear.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

heheheheh

not seen that before, cool

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

With a source image like that

it would be rude not to, really.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

At last!

The gangleader of 'Hampsterdance' is found!

(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

hamster

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

hampster

see hampsterdance.com faq.

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

There's a lot of fluffy here today!

I never see living shrews, my cat catches them by the bucket load though

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

The moles worker union decided that safety was a bit lax

So they provided helmets

edit/ woo for paint for windows

(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

tis cold out

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

luverly

(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

all together now..

Awwwwwww!

(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

KILL IT!

oops - sorry

awwwww

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

side

there's no kind of atmosphere..

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

We're all alone...

...more or less

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Let me fly

Far away from here
Damnit, I knew I'd get it wrong.. It's too early.

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

fun fun fun

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

In the sun sun sun

When's it on BBC now? I just keep catching random episodes- Friday nights?

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

Sunday Nights,

at about 11:45 or something, after Gimme Gimme Gimme

BBC2

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

No you're right

I'm the 'special' kid in class today

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

Goldfish shoals

nibbling at our toes

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

fun fun fun

in the sun sun sun....I'd like to luie shipwrecked and comatose

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

*sigh*

/reaches for whiskey as hopes of a b3tan choir are dashed...

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

Hehehe

Sorry!! I just googled and realised I'm wrong... *hangs head*

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

it's probably for the best

probably

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

I'm all alone, more or less

Morning all!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Hello

skint boy, how goes it?

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

Not too bad.

Bit tired, having sat up late last night explaining electron back-scatter deflection to my housemate.

Going to the bank in a bit to raid my dire-emergency savings account.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Good work

after all, you can't take it with you when you go.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh

Poor little mite!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Awww

I hate dogs, but that's so cute

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

kick it!

dear God, my fear of dogs meant I had to inch past a tiny black mutt that was mincing round the pub the other day. It's literally about 20cm long and 15cm high. The owner looked at me like I was mad, but I was too busy dribbling to defend myself.

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

mincing dogs?

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

I hear

you can make a lovely bolognaise out of them

and why do you think they're called sausage dogs - where else did you think sausages came from?

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

it's the only

way I can describe how it walks, it has tiny little stick legs

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

It wasn't the sort of hooker Neil had had in mind...

But he liked it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

i like it too

(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

NSFW?

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

if its safe for ananova

its safe for here

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

fair nuff

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

dat's what i thunk

hmm, yes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

It's close

But I don't quite think it is

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

I thought it was OK,

sorry if I've got you sacked though

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

Laughed out loud!

But.. owch...

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

My new hobby

www.manbehindthedoll.com/COLLECTIONS.htm

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

Has the one at the front got a red micro skirt on?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

Jesus

I could take up psychiatry if that would help

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

The bottom left

guy in the MOD HAIR KEN collection is my favourite.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

It almost feels

like I know him.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

mod hair ken

is fascinating... I'm like a deer in headlights

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Is the one bottom

centre balding?

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

He looks like a history teacher

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

new male-pattern-baldness Ken

comes with menopausal Barbie, and special mid-life-crisis bonus pack including a motorbike and a prepubescent groupie!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

He he

hooray! My life feels duller without them.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

sweet jesus

they're going to kill me

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

That's the photos

from the beach boy's convention isn't it?

(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Arf

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

That's quite worrying

And scary, with them all staring and the same faces...

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

There are some very...

...frightening people out there!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Jesus - they're the stuff of nightmares.

I was once in Monte Carlo on business and managed to slope off to the local museum where they had an exhibitions of Barbies - kitch-tastic.

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MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

oh dear god

the second picture down is the scariest

(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

hmmmnn ...

The Flock Hair Ken came with either brunette (top), blonde (middle) or RARE brownette (bottom) flock hair.

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magoo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

second picture

second row from the back, in the middle and right-ish

Is that ken with an eye-patch?
YARRR that barbie be a fine wench!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

YAAAR

it be true

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

last duck for a while

(Dr Frank, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

duck season!

rabbit season...

woo yay season!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

That's fabulous

a woo and a yay to you

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

That's lovely

Woo :)

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Supoib

One of mine from last night

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Oooh- that's also very nice

Ducks are great

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

woo

(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

If I only had a brain

no good reason that I can think of other than he reminds me of the scarecrow in his mug shot

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

That's

not his real nose

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

nobody knows where his

"real nose" is

('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

buried in Epping Forset

I heard

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

he's the only person where

when you say his kid's 'got his fathers nose', it means the poor little brat's found something on the bathroom floor...

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

nah, its in epping forest

i've seen the grave

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

He's a freaky mo' fo

It's Jeepers Creepers all over again.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

crikey

That's either very nicely shopped, or he fits perfectly in that role, or both.

I suspect both.

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

that

works really well !

I just got e-mailed grampas Jacko pic from the front page too

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

That's really quite scary...

And just as woo :)

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Smashing!

Arf!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

oh my

that is most woosome!
All of a sudden he finally fits somewhere!

other than as Skeletor, obviously.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

*shudder*

his face gets more disturbing the longer you look at it

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

argh

now you've got me looking at it

It's liek a car crash in verrrry slow motion

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Liz was relieved to see the back of Dubya

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lurker_no_more, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

why would the Queen not watch

Sky Sports when Bush was staying?
And the horse racing is on Channel 4, shirley?

Confuddled of Sussex

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

hehe

I had the thought that Blair had Bush stay with the queen 'cause Tony and Cherie couldn't look after him properly until parliament was out of session, so they got Liz to babysit...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

i'm so out of touch...

...there's no racing on Sky? I feel such a fool. She'll tune in for the boxing though. And don't call me Shirley.

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lurker_no_more, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

racing be on "attheraces"

any sky viewer gets it...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Unlucky Dave - Episode 1 : "No shit !"

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

woo!

excellent work on the reflections too

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

Why

thank you Ma'am

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

Quality

I've said it before and I'll say it again, great board this morning

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

seconded

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muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

go on,

say it again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Great board

this morning

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

I still love that

and koit's picture's marvellous too

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

magnifikoit !

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahah

That's excellent!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

heh heh!

poor old dave.

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mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

woo!

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

children in need you say?

Dressing up?

well it's almost panto-season innit

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

like this

(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

haha

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

chris

if you're back in europe by next march, fancy coming snowboarding in france with me, rob siveter, martin shenton and ben hau?

(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

yay

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

eep

I... am confused, greatly!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

I. Love. That.

I think you may be my hero.

Hope you don't mind.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

It was a tough life being a Sushi Farmer....

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)

that gets a

from me!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

excellent

i'll be checking my sashimi for tools from now on

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muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

Liking that

a whole lot

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

Loon!

That's ace!

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

i say!

flippin ace!

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mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Ooooh.

That is very nice. 9.53 / 10.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

Bandwagon Time

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)

I don't really get it

But I do love the bright pretty colours.

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Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

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