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# try as they might, they couldnt find the traitor
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# and i suppose you'd like to tell me
why on earth i would do that?
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# because you are a cunt
and you deserve to die
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# yeah
he's a shit

no woah nelly for that guy
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# This
Is probably most true
(I helped save b3ta! DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# I vote for
blunt force trauma to the head.
(I don't think he's a cunt though.)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# maybe just a head spanging?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# aaah
damage plan
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# secondededededed
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# 'lo m8!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# *slaps*, language!
how are you doing?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# yeah good. watched batman and war of the worlds on monday in the cinema
batman fucking rocks big time and first half of war of the worlds is good, but then it becomes too 'americanised'.... the ending should have been better...

but BATMAN... WOW what a film.

except the machine they use would kill all the humans as we contain water within ourselves but meh... loved it

and you?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# *ponders on water removing machine*
very little apart from my mouse fiasco www.b3ta.com/board/4858731
and I never got round to getting fully dressed either
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Batman was
hilarious and completely camp and just great.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# I wasn't so sure it was camp myself ...
You are talking about the new one and not the Tim Burton one (that was completely camp).
I thought that the Scarecrow scenes were remarkably well done given that they wanted to make it plausible in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# fair point,
fair point, that's a fair point, you've got there, a fair point, and I suppose I just like everything to be camp.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, that was the only really dumb plot device ...
But most of the rest of it rocked muchly.
Love the Batmobile too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# scarecrow was ace! you knew the director had some bad trips in his time!
fucking harsh! just the quotes were ace too! like

"are you going to kill me?"

"No.... But i'm not going to save you this time".....

/zooms out of back of train

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
# I liked
'now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy' ... do you want to hear my Batman Begins as political metaphor theory?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Clever ... no
Funny ... no
Topical ... hardly (it's NY)

I'm not dissing it 'cos it's tasteless, that's your right ... I'm dissing it 'cos it's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I agree with all these things
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# how un
incredible
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# yet, somehow...
unincredible unintentionally means credible.
maybe.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# stupid language
*sets fire to it to find it's inflammable*

Ahh damnit.. I was hoping it was flamma-WAIT! THAT MEANS ITS BURNS TOO!

yay!

*decides to speak german for the rest of his life
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# hahahaha. yes.
that's the stupidest thing ever.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# meow
and, of course, touché
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# That's
craptacular
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# aah craptacular
how that word has come to save me so many times
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# It is magical
and maybe even a little bit mystical
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# That's a bit un-funny
You shouldn't joke about people dying/nearly dying/being sploded. Unless you were there your self and went through it. That's just bad and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# As I said earlier...
If you don't like images that are tasteless, don't come here...

When something like the attacks in London happen, people will shop pictures based around those events. Deal with it by staying of b3ta for a day or so.

Of course, it's better when they are actually funny.
(Barnaby Jones, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# if everybody is allowed to express their views no matter how bad the taste is then so am i
and my view on this matter is you are all a bunch of cunts and deserve to die
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# You shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# you spoke to eponymous today?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# no why?
she finaly realised she wants my love child?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# That and I think her brother lives in london
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# well i have a cousin and some friends
nuff said. must be bad for her though
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
# heard from them?
*gives love*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# nah im not holding my breath either
fucking phones are madness. my mates are her mates, so i'll just wait for word from my aunt. cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# But she's only 14!
You paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# bag
of sweets - cheeky smile - he's our local paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
# *caps doff*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I just meant it was unfunny.
making jokes about dead people is usually really un-funny. I don't mind if they really are genuinely funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Joking about it is fine
But jokes should be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# ...
(Shake, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# heh
It's like that guy with the glasses from yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# that's a real nice lion
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# woo
hahah this lion is awesome.
(Meta4, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# how about
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# i find a lot of these messages hypocritical
considering a lot of people on here like to make jokes about mentally and physically handcapped people, and they seem to get a lot of laughs.
(gusset, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I don't give a toss about the subject matter
but 700Kb worth of shite posts in one thread and acting like an arse isn't going to win any sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# are you aware
that your profile asks for a name and password?
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
# oops
cheers for letting me know
(gusset, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# i
call them board nazi's.
they always appear - and generally en masse - whenever they feel the board needs some kind of moral guardians - but generally they're just failed bullies.
the boards are free to any expression - but i do agree that it should be funny...

pip pip !

BTW - personally i think it was the french - their special servces do have itchy trigger fingers.

let's go to hell
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# It was an american IMHO
Seeing as it was during the G8 summit, of which they disagree with.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Look what I won!
15 ECG thingummys that I won last night after being rushed in to hospital with a really dodgy ticker (again). Yay for haing a resting heartrate of 150!
Yes yes, I'm aware it's not shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Were you involved in some kind
of medical situation?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Yes!
My heart borked again, so they gave me some free oxygen and an ambulance ride and some sticky things and then sai'd I'd be ok if I laid off the dairy products.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I thought I recognized those things..
Attach some wire to them, stick em on, put a gown on, and wander confusedly around town.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I had 12 wires :)
and a gown. I felt special. And a nice nurse played with my boob.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# They need to do that to keep the heart rate up
or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# It was my heartrate
Being up that was the problem! She had lovely hands. I'm not a lezzer, but it was a bit erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I bet it was!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hmmmmm
I might eat stuff I'm allergic to again just so a nice nurse will touch me in a rude way.
Except maybe not, it's a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# If I were allergic to something
I might eat it to get groped...

Glad you're alright
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# blimey *hands cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Ta!
Got any biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# aye, 'granny biscuits' whatever the hell they are...
nice, though...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
#
since these biscuits are only virtual, I'm not going to worry about the lactose content.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# hurrah! *hands virtual biscuits over unfeasible distance*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Now you can charge people for touching them with rubber gloves on
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
#
"you may touch me now"
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Oh dear
Hope you're ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# 911 77?
www.usenix.org.uk - done with the gimp
(eneville, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Man, they just don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# whoa nelly
numerology rulez!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# 7/7 reminded me of...
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# 7 bombs too
777. unlucky for some
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Only 4
actually
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# ...
fuck me you are right. the radio lied to me
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I don`t care what anyone else says - that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# me too

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] screw you, penguin scum


Quick and nasty, as it should be. : D
(Elizabeth Duke at Argos, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Woo!
I'm convinced
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# I want to feel your width
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# :O
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# only if you're nice
and buy me a present....maybe dinner, a show...
(Elizabeth Duke at Argos, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Try as they might, they couldn't find the traitor


Once again, the monkeys got the better of the penguins.
(trenowden, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] that's because

that should end all controversy. or start more. i forgot which.
not worthy of its own thread so it goes here.
oh, also woo to your pic.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
#


also, where did you get that font?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# It's his handwriting
you git
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
# yes, it's true.
what font?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# I can confirm that the tube is closed...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# awwwh and i just popped too =(
WAIT! Now I can sue!

"Dear Mr Man With Comical Moustache

I am writing to inform that I am sueing your arse for your incorrect statement that once one pops, one cannot in fact stop. This is actually wrong as I have found a large padlock suddenly upon the tube and cannot currently access the crisp-like food within. Thus this is a fine example of false advertising.
I wish to sue you for unlockable tube of Sour Cream Cheese and Chive, if you do not comply my lawyers will here about this.

Yours,

MC Quirkafleeg"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# i think you should email that to the pringles people anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# i won wheat crunchies
when i moaned at golden wonder for selling me a pack of said snack with no flavouring on

unsurprisingly "vegetable oil flavour" Wheat Crunchies never took off.

I dont want sour cream pringles anyway, they taste like hamster feet
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# do they still do the pizza flavour ones?
utterly rancid.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# heh
actualy im going to stay off b3ta tonight, im realy not in the mood for 'dead people bashing' tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# *piss poor joke*

*pithy remark*


Edit: This, also, was a joke. Retracted out of respect
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# *manly hug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# *sly arse pinch*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# easy tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# so sorry to hear the news.
have this sad, orange-eyed fellow. although he looks more horrified than sad.

desktop:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_frown_huge.gif
and if you'd rather be cheered up, here he is in smiling form:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_big.jpg
desktop:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_huge.gif
my deepest sympathies to anyone who's lost a loved one or anything like that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Just as appropriate I think.
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# yes.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# how un
incredible
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# shhhh.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# I like the 'happy' one
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# hooray.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# hehe




(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Jesus cunty christ on a bike
I think you've broken my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I understand that pic
and find it amusing
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# good
im glad someone did. i was gonna put "london underground this way" on the door... but that would be taking it too far
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# ...
Just nod and smile...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# *niles*
*smods*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# wow
you managed to compress those still images down to 200K a piece?
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I got this far
then got too lazy to make it good.



Magic staff or machine-gun & gas umbrella - which would win? I couldn't be arsed to work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Lazy sod
Woo monkey though
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# oi loikes et!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Woo!
Good wrist action
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# anyone else watched this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
Again, what is the meaning of this?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# haha just joking i loves ya really :)
*huggles*


*grabs arse*

edit: shit sorry forgot you were a yank, i thought you were normal for a second there. but you're one of the good ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# mmhmm
*acts dismissive*

edit: pfft, "normal"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# ARF!
Is that a leet cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Oh sure, pick on us (US)
Mentally, I'm changing the accent, the flag and substituting the word limeys Brits for Yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# to be fair,
the vocal majority of your population is legally retarded
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Ha!
That was "coffee meets keyboard".
You speak only of California of course.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# and the yokel minority
is legally allowed to vote
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Their votes count twice!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Thrice if their surname is Bush, or they look like known Bush's
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# come on though the whole cinema laughed when she said that XD
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Hmmm.
Burrowing terrorist. Well, that would be a tough one to keep track of.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Go get 'em
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# I think you forgot
the punchline
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Have i missed something in the news today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah
CSI got cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# hehe, gotcha
That show will run forever, like Columbo.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Yessssss
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Huh, even the air offends bloody Yanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
# : P
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Just one more question sir ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# *rolls eye*
*wins marbles*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# there was a failed armed robbery in the HSBC in Headingley
Yay for superdull top headlines of regional news programmes :D
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# fuckin hell! serious?
/lives in headingley
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# yeah this morning
nothing actually happened, all the staff locked themselves in the front..

and yes, even while there was nobody to really stop them, they made a getaway with absolutely nothing at all!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Holy shit!
/also lives in Headingley (well, Burley)
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# i sympathise
*lives in chav and old person scumhole Otley*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Ah, the home of some pleasant pubes and great ale.
Wouldn't fucking live there though.

Pleasant pubes + great ale = sharp exit at Last Orders
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# I read that as
"pleasant pubes."
twice.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I can't imagine why
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# *trims*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# The terroist attack in london maybe
Someone give him a link cos i can't be arsed to
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
#
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4661059.stm
(kaibosh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# *insert definition of sarcasm here*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# ^ this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# .
www.whatareweyournewsheadlinelinkfindin-actuallyicantbearsedwiththisjokeanymore.sorrytowasteyourtime.com
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# haha!
I can't believe that was real!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# A creation of mine...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Maynard Human After All., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# i think you should keep your creations locked away
forever




*whimper*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# WTF!!
Whats he called?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Mekdrid Forkuh
he likes pie
(Maynard Human After All., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Bill
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Gleneagles earlier:
*

*May be satire and not in fact 'true'
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
# *never reads the small print*
OMG BUSH DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# I'll be damned if he uses this as an excuse
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Surely bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# seamlessly wonderful
"gimli foooo... gimme that axe"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
# think it might av bindun.
rings a bell. Very well done though
(Jibbed, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Found this on my lawn this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
# KILL IT
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# but with a shell like that
it could prove difficult
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
# dont leave breadcrumbs on the lawn
they attract them
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# That's
Julian Cope AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# i dont wish to know where his right hand is going
but that leopard looks mighty uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# its a jaguar
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# damnit.. yes it is
i was thinking in my head for at least 9 seconds "right its got spots, so thats... thats a leopard isnt it? *thinks for at least 4 seconds* yup.. nowt else has spots"

i = twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
# i think
i'll let you off. just don't do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# bottom one is a leopard
so nyer
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
# *brain melts*
i'd need to see more of the side to be sure..

GIVE ME SOME HOT WILDCAT FLANK
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# I concur
*readies 'special' gloves*

Judging by the limited area of front leg I can see, it's a leopard. Much smaller rosettes than the top one.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# does that mean the top one won best in show?
and the little one only got a "highly commended"?
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# bah
google said it was a jag!

lets just pretend it is in support of the joke please!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Yay for jaguars!
Both jaguars look seductively ace, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# oh yeah
i only just got it...



jeezusfuckingchristwherehaveiputmybrain
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# oh. my. god.
i think i just flushed your brain down my toilet! LOL!!!111one
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Arf!
I spy a bollock!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
#
my tribute to low morale
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# yay for that!
*aaah*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
#
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Aughhh!
Not the red stapler!!!!

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# He scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Hee!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Um, I, I, I-I
I believe you have my stapler

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# confused
[img]img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/nazimofo/42b4183c.jpg[/img]
pretty pants but...
(RobOfTheUnderground, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# *sneeze*
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# *offers it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
# *submits*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
# use
html
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# HTML not BB mah dear
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Just delete the thread
(It's just not worth it sometimes.)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)
# ^this^
i just didnt wanna say
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)
# A Moment In The Life Of A Celebrity #3


you know you need a job when you can spend 2 and a half hours drawing a film star on a spacehopper

#1 Jimmy Somerville

#2 Kat Slater
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Matt Damon.
Matt....Damon. MattDamon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
# hehe, team america occurred to me halfway through
so i altered it slightly to include more "duuuhhh" things including velcro trainers and a bit of a spack mouth

EDIT: Actually I'm not entirely sure at which point TA occurred to me, but the fact he's bouncing on a spacehopper probably means it was fairly early on.. its been so long since I started it I just wanna die now :D
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Actually the character in the movie was changed
when the puppet came out of the mould and looked that spack. They had him in there as a "normal" actor beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)
# YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
*whispers something into a CB radio*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Total Film had that scoop
It mst be great to be a filmmaker, to just say "fuck it, we'll make him a spacker"
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
# My mate wanted to make a film
which consisted of him shooting retards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
# It's been done
It's called Revenge of the Sith.

Seriously though, shooting them? Like, with harpoon guns?
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Just a hangun
did I mention they were children?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Um
did he get funding? I know Filmfour are always looking...

Maybe if he used a harpoon gun...
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# your mate
must be cool and clever
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
# fucking a spacehopper!
well we all do it.......
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Matt Damon!!!!! *does spacker impression*
edit: woah nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
# That am rearry woo!
You have produced a wonderfurr drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
# a mirrion thank yous
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
# that's smashing
i have a matt damon image that i was going to re-post, but it's shit, so i won't.

the end
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

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