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(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 17:20, archived)
# Political campaigning is suspended
"But what we'll do when you re-elect us is: "
(horrid, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 17:29, archived)
# I like the 404 challenge
good numbers
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:00, archived)
# Perhaps you could
arrange to have the 404th entrant kidnapped. For a laugh.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:24, archived)
# No, you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:42, archived)
# "Not this time, Gal. Not this time.
Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:56, archived)
# It's not what you're saying, it's what you're not saying...
...insinuendos
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:42, archived)
# I heart that film
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah, Ghandi's a right psycho in it, innit ?
(Comic pas, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 22:08, archived)
# until robotic seed sackers rule the world
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:49, archived)
# but who's likely to suck seed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
# seedsuckers, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 15:34, archived)
# I had Pedro in mind for that but he jumped the gun
sucking seed sacks is an art ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Nothing succeeds
like a parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:25, archived)
# Except for
parrots who've had the seed sucking trait bred out of them. They simply crunch down and swallow, as if they had no proper upbringing.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 1:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 8:54, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)
# GJ,M2
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:07, archived)
# Anyone interested in punnage of sophistication will not find it here--move along
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 18:24, archived)
# Such a sad delight
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 18:25, archived)
# ;) I'd do a sadder light but I'm too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 19:41, archived)
# eh, wye knot
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 19:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Lady Miss(erable) Kier.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 19:42, archived)
# The Old Couple

Nice bit of carolingian.

Funny, in a lot of fonts, there are the original carolingian long 's' ligatures such as 'st', transformed rather ineptly into the wiggly 's' variant with an ugly loop but they never seem to have the terminal 'nt' ligature in them, with the scripting that makes it appear only at the end of a word.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:58, archived)
# Needs more dick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:57, archived)
# No nukes, no nukes!
(Wrecked Tums, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:01, archived)
# i'll have several of whatever he's had
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:17, archived)
# There isn't any left
he's necked the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:54, archived)
# No thanks,
I've just had my lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:11, archived)
# greedy cunt
don't you hate that? there's always that one bloke who'll scrounge stuff off you, then turn up at a party off his tits and won't share with anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:01, archived)
# Party?
Try going all the way to the lake district just to watch him neck the only 1/8th you've got between you.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:27, archived)
# His glasses are disturbing
I always wondered what the significance of those kinky chains around here neck was,

Then, it dawned on me.
So, post One Show sofa interrogation/sycophantic-chit-chat with Philip, which one is the pilot and which is the navigator?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)
# what the actual fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
# This the fuck...
He's not taken his glasses off yet...


(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:40, archived)
# well that's not even remotely creepy, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:01, archived)
# Is this creepy enough?


There is one piece of brutalist S&M bondage gear that I haven't added, that she wears pretty much all of the time - even in the house of commons. Can you guess which bit it is?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
# The gigantic strap-on she's fucking the country with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 18:11, archived)
# dunno--looks familiar tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Jrmy Crbyn

(Bocboy, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:19, archived)
# nice,
it's been a while since i tried a Liquid Rescale, i ought to give them all a go through that..
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:24, archived)
# I drink one for breakfast every morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:32, archived)
# AND STOP VAPING.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:30, archived)
# I drink VAPE juice like it's going out of fucking style and it's 90% off!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:00, archived)
# :)
That'd look interesting animated.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:27, archived)
# it might look...
but it would taste...
(ozof, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Tm Frrn
(Bocboy, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ThrsMy


(Bocboy, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:18, archived)
# eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)
# i made a picture of a cream tea train, because reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 9:41, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 9:43, archived)
# I'll take a seat in the pie carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:41, archived)
# i'm sorry the whole train is jam packed
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:18, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Don't say jam to her
it won't sit well with her pie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Wunder Wammin

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 8:17, archived)
# That is one sturdy girl
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 8:40, archived)
# She's a little overdressed
for shoe-shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't hummus, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 9:41, archived)
# Those thighs could crack walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:42, archived)
# coconuts too!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 3:25, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 3:34, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 4:35, archived)
# on a less ambitious note
*clicks on yours*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:55, archived)
# HAHA!!! All the above
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 13:06, archived)
# FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
*takes payout*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 8:31, archived)
# You're a winner!
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 13:09, archived)
# Full of fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 3:22, archived)
# Fucking Full!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 3:38, archived)
#
(THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:20, archived)
# No offense, but I'm still trying to work out whose 'comedy' account you are.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Ask yourself these important questions drimble:
1) Is this based on a Simpsons character?
2) Do they at some point become invisible?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:46, archived)
# Oh shit son
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:54, archived)
# daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 2:42, archived)
# The adventures of Burt Snapwiss
and his tendency to slowly invisible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 6:52, archived)
# TONY!!!!
YAY
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:31, archived)
# the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:31, archived)
# Was it posted the same day as JJ?
As did 'Moggy', As does AnthonyB3ta2000 or whatever his alias is...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't hummus, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:08, archived)
#
Crap photoshop skills by me. It's the expression in the mouth that makes me think that they could get along.





Click for bigger (155 kb)
(Sherbs, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 23:39, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 8:32, archived)
# It's a reasonable question for a bug to ask
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:37, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:44, archived)
# A bug being curious about buggery
meh edit: apparently at least the first man does bugger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:47, archived)
# Here, I'll get the buggery out of my system
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:51, archived)
# I must confess I don't know who this person is but he's being followed by Karl Urban and Rob Brydon.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:53, archived)
# Looks like them
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own thread, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:14, archived)
# someone like yourself, with more ambition than me, should do 'not founds' on:
Amelia Earhart, DB Cooper, maybe Jimmy Hoffa, if anyone remembers him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:21, archived)
# The missing-mobster-du-jour in my neck of the woods is Jimmy Hoffa.
EDIT:
He's supposedly in every stadium and warehouse floor built in St Louis since the 1970's :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:22, archived)
# I first heard of him from this (in paper form):
The Jaunt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:30, archived)
# PS: Dirty Ninja
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:46, archived)
# Never forgive
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:47, archived)
# reminds me of the tick
i found on my inner thigh this evening

if you're walking through blue blood country be sure to check your body for signs of scrotal misuse
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 23:03, archived)
# Under the microscope all bugs are monsters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:14, archived)
# thank fuck we don't all see the world the way you do.
(ozof, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Dusty Bin
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:37, archived)
# Ted Rogers' nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeremy Hillary Boob
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:50, archived)
# going 'round in circles probably beats going 'round in rectangles
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 22:28, archived)
# I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:03, archived)

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