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I deed it
Now to check my dental
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gub~gub ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:24,
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newsletter lalalala
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rob ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:59,
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You know you want to...
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:15,
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sure why not
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$$ โ
,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:18,
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$trong and $table
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Comic pas ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:27,
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there's a LOT of masochistic people in Britain
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horrid ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:00,
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They know their place.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:09,
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Because deep down they know
they deserve to be punished
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Comic pas ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:30,
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will do
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:15,
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B3ta User Bobbinns ' post reminded me of this shitty idea I've had torturing my mind off and on for days.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:12,
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Best of all the chainsaws.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:50,
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Still?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:45,
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Actually, it's pronounced "steel," but who's picky on a lovely Friday
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:43,
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You
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:49,
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*confesses*
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:54,
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Cutting-edge technology
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:44,
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I SAW what you did
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:41,
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I'll have to chip in here.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:50,
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oh, you WOOD
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:53,
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It fell to me to make the next pun.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:08,
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you were next in the chain of saw puns
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:17,
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*dies trying to make pun from Husqvana*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:50,
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"Husky" is the path to that one
Edit: Some guys are staunch Stihl men, but Pedro's been a Husky fucker all his life. It also speaks to his love life in Alaska.
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 22:21,
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FUCK! Why is this not on the FP yet?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 17:45,
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no it wasn't
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Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:06,
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he has
goatse hands
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:18,
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i thought they had hooves?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:51,
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That reminds me!!
BRB, LOL...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:09,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:15,
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*votes*
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:04,
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Has anyone seen hide or hair of Her Majesty's Royal Pussy?
Reward Offered
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:35,
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Oh that's pretty!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:48,
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Here's the original....might be adapted to a Corgi
Edit: or fitted to your OWN cat
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:51,
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Alright, Anthonyb3ta70100.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:09,
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I knew there had to be butt crack in that first Bart-less one
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:23,
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battlecat!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:53,
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well protected
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:55,
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*wants*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:30,
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Her pussy?
This is her jester
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:39,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:51,
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methinks thar's a calico cat 'neath all that entertainment garb
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:27,
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Calico cat
You are right. She's three years old now and still has weaponised cuteness. The best compliment I had about that painting was 'That's a painting'. The best compliment I had about the previous version of the painting was 'How did you get it to wear that?
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:12,
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Since we're sharing amusing armour pictures...
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jonbob loves you ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:11,
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Gotta protect the jewels
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Comic pas ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31,
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one codpiece, please. Extra large.
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:20,
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I CAN HAS EMPIRE?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:22,
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You rule the roost, cat.
oh wait...that's in the hen house. Better talk with Her Majesty's Royal Rooster.
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:32,
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fake!
not a persian
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ozof ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 23:22,
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If it's on b3ta, it's real
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LS18 ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:45,
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Took this pic in the b3ta bog
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:42,
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'Leisure Center' indeed....
a cuntshed by any other name is still a cuntshed
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:10,
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cheeky charlie's unleashed the manatee!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:18,
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Wot no Quo ?
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Comic pas ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31,
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They live...
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SarcasticUnicorn ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:40,
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will do
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$$ โ
,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:54,
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well when you put it like that
I quite like doing a lot of the things in that picture
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horrid ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:00,
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This is how I see normally.
Obviously I'm stretching 'normally' quite far. *clicks*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:30,
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newsletter subject line compo
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rob ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12,
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we've all been replaced by lolbots
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:15,
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Withdrawing from Paris. Together.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:17,
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Despite the constant negative press newsletter
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:19,
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VOTE ON THURSDAY YOU CUNTS!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:26,
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PEOPLE ARE POSTING AGAIN!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:27,
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YAY
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rob ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:55,
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I haven't posted here
for absolutely ages.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:29,
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Leave Paris Accord, receive Honda Accord... of justice!
And thanks for all the sponsorship monies. Kicked cancer right in the goolies.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:36,
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Featuring Donald Trumps new high carbon diet.....it's great.
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:43,
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Pulling out of Paris since 2001
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horrid ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:43,
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wank it, wank it hard
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$$ โ
,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:54,
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Who can figure out the true meaning of "newsletter" ??? Enjoy!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:57,
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well, here it is. a newsletter.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:19,
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How do YOU pronounce 'covfefe'?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:23,
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Nevermind, that meme is sooo '2 days ago'.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:24,
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Fake newsletter
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30,
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^this!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:47,
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citation needed
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horrid ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:59,
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What did you win?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:06,
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Oh they used it. I won a years supply of Rob's pocket lint.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:51,
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YAY! Consolation and Grand Prize all-in-one!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:21,
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Hand made by internets.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:48,
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Sergeant Cunt's Lonely Hearts Club Newsletter
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limpfish ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:17,
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Resurrected, like a spunk-filled jesus
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:19,
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Fuck me with a doily, it's the newsletter!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:08,
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Monty you terrible c**t !
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Wrecked Tums ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:57,
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simple and effective
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rob ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12,
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Darren
is on benefits. He wants to do fuck all and get more benefits.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit" ,
Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:53,
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I remember when I would spend hours making stuff in the hope that it would get front paged.
It seems I should have just waited 8 years and then done a load of angry pictures saying about how the tories are evil and everyone who votes for them is worse than Hitler, despite that being a fairly large proportion of the population.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:16,
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Monty probably saw the latest Diane Abbott interview and thought surely... surely the masses couldn't vote Labour. Surely not. But Monty was stupid in thinking that people had some intelligence like him.
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LokiMD ,
Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:03,
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Hith Mathterth Voith
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:29,
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thuper
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:36,
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Ah, the R thhhee A logo
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:53,
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hehe
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:50,
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hahahahahahah
thath lovely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:16,
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Oh Pedro!
/ac
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:41,
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MODS!!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:47,
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Hahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:59,
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You love it
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:24,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:33,
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Dog.exe has stopped working.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:45,
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borked
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:13,
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oh dear haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:07,
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Hish mashtaaas voythhh...
Brilliant
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:35,
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:D
WYH!
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sof sof ,
Sun 4 Jun 2017, 1:46,
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You can't beat Theventy Eighthths.........
I laughed a lot.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange ,
Sun 4 Jun 2017, 10:30,
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Coffee Impacts Monitor
That's mighty fine
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simbosan liked your link on ,
Mon 5 Jun 2017, 2:07,
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At least he admits it...
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MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:24,
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haha
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rob ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12,
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Oh thank god! At last someone's been brave enough to take on
an art critic from a vaguely left-wing website.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:03,
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All that is necessary for the triumph of art critics is that good men do nothing.
Unfortunately for Guardian readers, the editors occasionally let him try his hand at more consequential news, then like defiant turds his articles rise to the front page and stink up our screens.
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MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:20,
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All you're seeing on the front page of the Guardian is whatever they think will make you click through.
Given that you've bothered posting this, I'm willing to bet you regularly click on his articles with a rage boner. I recall he had an on-page stalker for a while. He does seem to attract a certain type of person's ire, they must love him at the Graun.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:56,
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Good advice, unfortunately I never manage to read the byline until its too late...
...and dont get me started on "What I wore this week"
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MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31,
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Phoning it in
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fluffymitten NAN ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45,
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nwot
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:13,
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Strangely, I find myself liking this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:42,
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What do you mean, have you checked his house?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42,
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covfefe
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? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:09,
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that's awesome!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:12,
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Cannot.
Be unseen.
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? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:16,
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can ya slow it down any?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:41,
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This
A pause when it's upside down would be good.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:43,
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my eyes aren't what they used to be ya know.
they used to be small cakes that when eaten would give the eater the magical power of modern jazz in all its forms.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45,
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I remember that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:00,
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who doesn't eh?!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:17,
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I kinda don't want people to look at it too long.
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? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:52,
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then why put it on the internet?
oh wait... oh. ok.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:02,
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I could.
But I cba to redo it. I made it slower for a video version:Here
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? ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50,
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Outstanding!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42,
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Ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:30,
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v clever! :)
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ozof ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:10,
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I think the front page has stopped working
because I can't see this on it.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:20,
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Gott in Himmel!
mien augen... Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:48,
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Properly gone viral
Just retweeted by J K Rowling
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:22,
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And Mark Hamill. MARK HAMILL.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:09,
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Mad numbers
well done b3tans!
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rob ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 22:40,
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Woo
and Yay
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? ,
Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:12,
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OMG
How did I miss this. THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
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? ,
Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:09,
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Poor Wazza
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:56,
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excellent job on the composite
less so on the compression. Not just you obvs, now the board is back above one or two posts a day it's best to keep the file sizes down where you can.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:13,
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cheers, damn b3ta's new found popularity
and my lack of skill
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:31,
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FAQ still says don't go over 1mb
But I reckon 2-3mb should be ok. Wouldn't be a problem if we could ditch gifs, they were never meant for full video.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:40,
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Yesterday's jokes brought to you today!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:34,
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:D
clickerty click
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:38,
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Thanks. I'm particularly proud of the colour shifting tie.
It's that level of attention to detail that makes me the artiste that I am.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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Impressive thinking there from the leader of the free world!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:50,
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It's not just his loving nature and endless charisma that has voters flocking to him.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:57,
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Despite being negatively charged ...
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Comic pas ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:34,
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FECOV!
/Father Jack
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:29,
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the man who sold out the world
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:32,
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trumpy trumpy trump trump
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35,
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Alarming
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35,
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beautiful
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:53,
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That's all kinds of Woo!!
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Fu5i0n ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45,
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That's bloody brilliant.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50,
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catnipppp?
Here's a test - what do you most closely associate with THE JEWS a) New World Order Goldman Sachs Chemtrail Alien Lizard Conspiracy b) Matzoh ball soup
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:01,
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But he said that...
this should stop people laughing at the US... or was it that this would make the US into an international laughing stock? .
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:32,
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Wow
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:44,
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That
Am slick
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mikenco ,
Sat 3 Jun 2017, 1:40,
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*makes scary noise*
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:02,
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Bet she sings 3-part harmony, eh
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:06,
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hello... Helloooo...
HELLOOOOOO!!!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:09,
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just think
three times the normal spitting power, and could eat faster than Michael Moore
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LS18 ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:42,
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what a world we live in/lived in
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:39,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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