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[challenge entry] I deed it
Now to check my dental
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:24, archived)
# newsletter lalalala
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:59, archived)
# You know you want to...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:15, archived)
# sure why not
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:18, archived)
# $trong and $table
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:27, archived)
# there's a LOT of masochistic people in Britain
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:00, archived)
# They know their place.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Because deep down they know
they deserve to be punished

(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:30, archived)
# will do
(, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:15, archived)
#
B3ta User Bobbinns' post reminded me of this shitty idea I've had torturing my mind off and on for days.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:12, archived)
# Best of all the chainsaws.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:50, archived)
# Still?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:45, archived)
# Actually, it's pronounced "steel," but who's picky on a lovely Friday
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:43, archived)
# You
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:49, archived)
# *confesses*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:54, archived)
# Cutting-edge technology
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:44, archived)
# I SAW what you did
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:41, archived)
# I'll have to chip in here.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:50, archived)
# oh, you WOOD
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:53, archived)
# It fell to me to make the next pun.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:08, archived)
# you were next in the chain of saw puns
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:17, archived)
#
*dies trying to make pun from Husqvana*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:50, archived)
# "Husky" is the path to that one
Edit: Some guys are staunch Stihl men, but Pedro's been a Husky fucker all his life. It also speaks to his love life in Alaska.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 22:21, archived)
# FUCK! Why is this not on the FP yet?
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] no it wasn't
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)
# he has
goatse hands
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:18, archived)
# i thought they had hooves?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:51, archived)
# That reminds me!!
BRB, LOL...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:15, archived)
# *votes*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:04, archived)
# Has anyone seen hide or hair of Her Majesty's Royal Pussy?
Reward Offered
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Oh that's pretty!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:48, archived)
# Here's the original....might be adapted to a Corgi
Edit: or fitted to your OWN cat

(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:51, archived)
# Alright, Anthonyb3ta70100.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:09, archived)
# I knew there had to be butt crack in that first Bart-less one
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:23, archived)
# battlecat!!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:53, archived)
# well protected
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:55, archived)
# *wants*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:30, archived)
# Her pussy?
This is her jester
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:51, archived)
# methinks thar's a calico cat 'neath all that entertainment garb
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:27, archived)
# Calico cat
You are right. She's three years old now and still has weaponised cuteness.

The best compliment I had about that painting was 'That's a painting'.

The best compliment I had about the previous version of the painting was 'How did you get it to wear that?
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Since we're sharing amusing armour pictures...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:11, archived)
# Gotta protect the jewels
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31, archived)
# one codpiece, please. Extra large.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:20, archived)
# I CAN HAS EMPIRE?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:22, archived)
# You rule the roost, cat.
oh wait...that's in the hen house. Better talk with Her Majesty's Royal Rooster.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:32, archived)
# fake!
not a persian
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 23:22, archived)
# If it's on b3ta, it's real
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Took this pic in the b3ta bog
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:42, archived)
# 'Leisure Center' indeed....
a cuntshed by any other name is still a cuntshed
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:10, archived)
# cheeky charlie's unleashed the manatee!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:18, archived)
# Wot no Quo ?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They live...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:40, archived)
# will do
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:54, archived)
# well when you put it like that
I quite like doing a lot of the things in that picture
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)
# This is how I see normally.
Obviously I'm stretching 'normally' quite far.
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:30, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
# we've all been replaced by lolbots
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:15, archived)
# Withdrawing from Paris. Together.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:17, archived)
# Despite the constant negative press newsletter
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:19, archived)
# VOTE ON THURSDAY YOU CUNTS!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:26, archived)
# PEOPLE ARE POSTING AGAIN!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
# YAY
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:55, archived)
# I haven't posted here
for absolutely ages.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:29, archived)
# Leave Paris Accord, receive Honda Accord... of justice!
And thanks for all the sponsorship monies. Kicked cancer right in the goolies.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Featuring Donald Trumps new high carbon diet.....it's great.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Pulling out of Paris since 2001
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:43, archived)
# wank it, wank it hard
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Who can figure out the true meaning of "newsletter" ??? Enjoy!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
# well, here it is. a newsletter.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:19, archived)
# How do YOU pronounce 'covfefe'?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:23, archived)
# Nevermind, that meme is sooo '2 days ago'.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:24, archived)
# Fake newsletter
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30, archived)
# ^this!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:47, archived)
# citation needed
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:59, archived)
# What did you win?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:06, archived)
# Oh they used it. I won a years supply of Rob's pocket lint.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:51, archived)
# YAY! Consolation and Grand Prize all-in-one!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:21, archived)
# Hand made by internets.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:48, archived)
# Sergeant Cunt's Lonely Hearts Club Newsletter
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:17, archived)
# Resurrected, like a spunk-filled jesus
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:19, archived)
# Fuck me with a doily, it's the newsletter!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Monty you terrible c**t !
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:57, archived)
# simple and effective
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Darren
is on benefits. He wants to do fuck all and get more benefits.

(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:53, archived)
# I remember when I would spend hours making stuff in the hope that it would get front paged.
It seems I should have just waited 8 years and then done a load of angry pictures saying about how the tories are evil and everyone who votes for them is worse than Hitler, despite that being a fairly large proportion of the population.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:16, archived)
#
Monty probably saw the latest Diane Abbott interview and thought surely... surely the masses couldn't vote Labour. Surely not.

But Monty was stupid in thinking that people had some intelligence like him.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:03, archived)
# Hith Mathterth Voith
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:29, archived)
# thuper
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:36, archived)
# Ah, the R thhhee A logo
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahahahah
thath lovely
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:16, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
/ac
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:41, archived)
# MODS!!!!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:59, archived)
# You love it
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:24, archived)
# {:-D
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:33, archived)
# Dog.exe has stopped working.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:45, archived)
# borked
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:13, archived)
# oh dear haha
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Hish mashtaaas voythhh...
Brilliant
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:35, archived)
# :D
WYH!
(, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 1:46, archived)
# You can't beat Theventy Eighthths.........
I laughed a lot.
(, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 10:30, archived)
# Coffee Impacts Monitor
That's mighty fine
(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] At least he admits it...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:24, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Oh thank god! At last someone's been brave enough to take on
an art critic from a vaguely left-wing website.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:03, archived)
# All that is necessary for the triumph of art critics is that good men do nothing.
Unfortunately for Guardian readers, the editors occasionally let him try his hand at more consequential news, then like defiant turds his articles rise to the front page and stink up our screens.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:20, archived)
# All you're seeing on the front page of the Guardian is whatever they think will make you click through.
Given that you've bothered posting this, I'm willing to bet you regularly click on his articles with a rage boner. I recall he had an on-page stalker for a while. He does seem to attract a certain type of person's ire, they must love him at the Graun.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:56, archived)
# Good advice, unfortunately I never manage to read the byline until its too late...
...and dont get me started on "What I wore this week"
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Phoning it in



(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:13, archived)
# Strangely, I find myself liking this
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean, have you checked his house?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] covfefe
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:09, archived)
# that's awesome!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:12, archived)
# Cannot.
Be unseen.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:16, archived)
# can ya slow it down any?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:41, archived)
# This
A pause when it's upside down would be good.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:43, archived)
# my eyes aren't what they used to be ya know.
they used to be small cakes that when eaten would give the eater the magical power of modern jazz in all its forms.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
# I remember that
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)
# who doesn't eh?!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
# I kinda don't want people to look at it too long.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:52, archived)
# then why put it on the internet?
oh wait... oh. ok.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:02, archived)
# I could.
But I cba to redo it. I made it slower for a video version:
Here
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50, archived)
# Outstanding!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:30, archived)
# v clever! :)
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:10, archived)
# I think the front page has stopped working
because I can't see this on it.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:20, archived)
# Gott in Himmel!
mien augen...
Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:48, archived)
# Properly gone viral
Just retweeted by J K Rowling
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:22, archived)
# And Mark Hamill. MARK HAMILL.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:09, archived)
# Mad numbers
well done b3tans!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Woo
and Yay
(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:12, archived)
# OMG
How did I miss this. THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Wazza
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:56, archived)
# excellent job on the composite
less so on the compression.
Not just you obvs, now the board is back above one or two posts a day it's best to keep the file sizes down where you can.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:13, archived)
# cheers, damn b3ta's new found popularity
and my lack of skill
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:31, archived)
# FAQ still says don't go over 1mb
But I reckon 2-3mb should be ok.
Wouldn't be a problem if we could ditch gifs, they were never meant for full video.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Yesterday's jokes brought to you today!



(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:34, archived)
# :D
clickerty click
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks. I'm particularly proud of the colour shifting tie.
It's that level of attention to detail that makes me the artiste that I am.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)
# Impressive thinking there from the leader of the free world!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:50, archived)
# It's not just his loving nature and endless charisma that has voters flocking to him.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:57, archived)
# Despite being negatively charged ...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:34, archived)
# FECOV!
/Father Jack
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] the man who sold out the world
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:32, archived)
# trumpy trumpy trump trump

(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Alarming
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
# beautiful
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:53, archived)
# That's all kinds of Woo!!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50, archived)
# catnipppp?
Here's a test - what do you most closely associate with THE JEWS

a) New World Order Goldman Sachs Chemtrail Alien Lizard Conspiracy
b) Matzoh ball soup
 
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:01, archived)
# But he said that...
this should stop people laughing at the US...

or was it that

this would make the US into an international laughing stock?
.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 17:32, archived)
# Wow
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 0:44, archived)
# That
Am slick
(, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 1:40, archived)
# *makes scary noise*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Bet she sings 3-part harmony, eh
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:06, archived)
# hello... Helloooo...
HELLOOOOOO!!!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:09, archived)
# just think
three times the normal spitting power, and could eat faster than Michael Moore
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:42, archived)
# what a world we live in/lived in
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)

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