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[challenge entry] Bank Holiday Monday
bluecow
High time I was on the piss :)
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:16, archived)
# yee haw!
:D Looks like the cow got the blue girl too
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:24, archived)
# They could star in a blue moovie
lolz
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:11, archived)
# grrrrrr!
we don't want to start another cow thread do we? How about a dog thread.
(I just discovered mine can't chew with his ass engaged)
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:16, archived)
# Awwwww
Poor Chopper :(
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:30, archived)
# Inhumanisms!!
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:48, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 0:50, archived)
# Alzheimer's disease had a moderate but noticeable effect on his later work
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 6:01, archived)
# no cdc?
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:48, archived)
# In mathematical terms, cdc is undefined
besides, you are questioning Einstein?? :D
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:01, archived)
# Well someone has to otherwise he'd just come out with any old bollocks
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:06, archived)
# The problem is that most of us would have no way of knowing what's bollocks
and what isn't. At some point we pinheads have to leave the questioning to the experts.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:12, archived)
# it could therefore be an adstract of a cdc?
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:13, archived)
# 'adstract' must be one of those words used to define undefined cdcs ;p
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:17, archived)
# that's a very abstract observation
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:09, archived)
# the genius scribblings of a mad man
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:18, archived)
# E-scribble = M-scribbleCsquared
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 3:02, archived)
# This is the best post ever!
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 3:09, archived)
# Most bindun ever
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 6:10, archived)
# Most dunbin ever. Corrected that for you !
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)
# oh...yeah, I forgot that shuffle thing ;p
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)
# Under a blue sky I saw you, so soon you'll take me up in your beak
Too late to beg you or cancel it, though I know you must be the killingbird
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
# Unwillingly third.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:30, archived)
# Echo and the Bunnymen? ;-)
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:13, archived)
# EXCEPTIONAL!!
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)
# Classic
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 2:33, archived)
# here's a pea for those into the Easter Island Bunnies and the eggs they lay ;p
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:10, archived)
# YAY!!!
Fluffy bunny egg time :)
I didn't know rabbits laid eggs, you live and you learn!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:17, archived)
# Only Easter bunnies lay eggs
all the rest drop little round balls you wouldn't want to eat
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:19, archived)
# I was told they were chocolate drops :(
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:25, archived)
# Far be it from me to be a spoiler here, so . . .
eat hearty, m8
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:27, archived)
# Nyom Nyom nyom
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
# If you do as the bunnies do,
you can eat the same ones multiple times...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:33, archived)
# my respect for bunnies just fell back a notch
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:43, archived)
# i have a bounty egg
which i can't eat, as i am doing a stunning impression of the hindenburg right now
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:27, archived)
# Pics
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
# what is a bounty egg?
edit: sorry, I was asking smash, but if you know....
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Coconut centred choccy bar
or egg in this case
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:37, archived)
# sounds rich but somebody's gotta eat 'em
I volunteer, selflessly
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:44, archived)
# *Imagines LS18 imagining a chocolate-coated coconut...*
It explains our bad teeth...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:15, archived)
# Hah
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:17, archived)
# Something like this, 'I imagine' :)

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:26, archived)
# yummers
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:19, archived)
# It would take a beaver to penetrate one of these
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:39, archived)
# choccy egg with 2 choccy coconut bars
i am suffering massive wind bloatage, so i can't eat anything dairy right now, which includes chocolate
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:45, archived)
# feel sorries for you
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:48, archived)
# going to lie down on the rug for 10 minutes
until a trumpet solo happens
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:53, archived)
# Too much info
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
# my naptime too
C U l8tr, chumz
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:00, archived)
# L8rz
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:16, archived)
# haha have another Eastery pea
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)
# A fine pea
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:39, archived)
# ^ :)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:44, archived)
# Fab!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 21:53, archived)
# heheh!! :)
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 2:48, archived)
# You killed the board, man!
:((
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 3:01, archived)
# don't lay that turd on my plate!
(idiomatically speaking)
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 5:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 14:12, archived)
# alexandre dumbass more like
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:41, archived)
# there's a B3tan called that
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:45, archived)
# They're all cunts!
...Except for you & me, of course!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:14, archived)
# Cunt
;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:16, archived)
# What, I....
I meant 'except for you', too! ;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:35, archived)
# That's OK then
:D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:37, archived)
# yer all cuntz
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:53, archived)
# Go to bed
Old man
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 17:17, archived)
# That's enough Pedro.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:29, archived)
# ^
whutshesed
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:27, archived)
# And .....
Yeah, drink and stuff
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 21:44, archived)
# seamless ;p
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] All you do is talk torque
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:17, archived)
# How ironic
;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Easter! Have some chocolate
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
# o_O
 
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:15, archived)
# It doesn't tile :'(
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:29, archived)
# Alright drimble
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:50, archived)
# $$
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:46, archived)
# haha
frustrating
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:14, archived)
# deplorable, sick, sexual and racist content here is deplorable
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:29, archived)
# Jesus died for my sins
Also ning Mr 18
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:50, archived)
# 'ning Paint! and gouda for you
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
# April Fool's Day is over...
...so we can get back to celebrating Jesus rising from the dead. I love irony almost as much as chocolate. Also ironic: this article can be shared on Facebook but people who probably should read it have already gone:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/cambridge-analytica-s-effectiveness-called-question-despite-alleged-facebook-data-n858256
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:49, archived)
# But this means that the remoaners have nothing left to rubbish the referendum result
and the Brexiteers were in their right mind when they voted.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
# What IS going on here?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 21:54, archived)
# Drugs
are bad m'kay
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:04, archived)
# Damn straight
I need two fingers in me every night
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Full of them.


Like cheese.

Mmmm.. cheese..

(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 2:12, archived)
#
many more holes are required here.

but I'm drunk.

so fuck it,
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 2:14, archived)
# Holey Cheezus!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 2:37, archived)
# Plotholes galore
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:28, archived)
# Mmmmm
Cheese and religion!
What would Jesus do?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:04, archived)
# what Jesus would do is nacho concern, is it?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:37, archived)
# I cant brielieve you made that pun
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:51, archived)
# I think people get irritated by the pun threads, you need to tread caerphilly!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:57, archived)
# Some people do get irritated
But there are stiltons of people who like them
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
# Anger over pun threads? Oooo, I'm so afraid my teeth are cheddaring
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:04, archived)
# Yep, you gotta watch your back paneer, there's some right Lunebergs
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:55, archived)
# real muensters, I take it
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:02, archived)
# Yep, quite likely to give you a Little Wallop
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:58, archived)
# Good, I could stand a No. 2 about now
(Farleigh goat, I think)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)
# You can't just say any old shit when punning
There are roules you know?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:08, archived)
# That is a tough choice
:)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:11, archived)
# Well the cheese is holy.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:06, archived)
# Are those RUSSIAN page markers!
;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:15, archived)
# I think Page Marker was another one of Trumps conquests.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:59, archived)
# Full of loopholes.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 0:06, archived)
# Well I liked it
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:02, archived)
# I thank you humbly for the sympathy reply
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:19, archived)
# A workhorse all week--a family loader all weekend
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:57, archived)
# yes but
how does he open the doors?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:19, archived)
# Entrance through the trunk
(isn't that called 'boot' in UK?)
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:20, archived)
# That is disgusting sex talk
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:22, archived)
# *note to self*
boot = booty
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
# The phrase "the boot is on the other foot"
Refers to obscure sexual practices, ask Pedro.
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:50, archived)
# haha!
but uttering 'sex' and 'ask Pedro' in the same sentence demands a mouthwash ;p
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:13, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:17, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:33, archived)
# (be careful, Pedro was lurking)
he's probably a MOD or something equally sinister
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 0:31, archived)
# rut row . . . we've been ban'd
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 4:53, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:32, archived)
# Ass
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:30, archived)
# no thanks, I just ate
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:37, archived)
# Maybe, as Morrison sung. He's a backdoor man.
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:57, archived)
# Well the, men don't know, but the little girls understand
girls boys
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] mort
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Puerile Digital Arts Community
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:55, archived)
# Filth! I like it =)
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Well these could run & run...
Q&D, NWIOT etc.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:35, archived)
# How much for the un-dead package?
dying has that sound of permanence, so . . .
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:19, archived)
# The Styx is lovely this time of year
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:20, archived)
# Brown trout are in season I s'pose
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:28, archived)
# Here's a lovely soundtrack
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:33, archived)
# Not bad if irritating noise is your thing ;p
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:44, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:30, archived)
# It's better than the Lethe
Can't remember anyone saying good things about it.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:53, archived)
# Ahahaha.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] quiet today huh?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 19:40, archived)
# board's dead baby, board's dead
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 20:56, archived)
#
;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:04, archived)
# everybody went to the b3ta bash

(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:06, archived)
# Oh my what is happening at the front there?
Are the rest queuing for a turn?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:05, archived)
# b3ta as usual--unpredictable :)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] A more family-friendly variation of my previous one...
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:48, archived)
# i dislike foxes
stupid anaesthetic fuelled nightmares
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)
# Even ones that are full of sockses?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:24, archived)
# Who knows what foxes on ketamine dream about anyway?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 19:46, archived)
# A very own road network
one that never connects with all other existing roads

possibly
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:21, archived)
# Floating egoless in socks.
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:04, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 17:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 20:47, archived)
# Excellent!
clicks
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Easter everybody
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 12:56, archived)
# I was wondering what that smell was. Had me checking the chimney for dead birds!
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:26, archived)
# any fit ones?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:22, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffft

I'm off to the cinema to see 'ready player one' with the kids! See you later, bumders!
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:57, archived)
# How was it?
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Just finished and it was amazing
The Shining scene was awesome :)
10/10 would watch again
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning !
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
# Lots of RIS
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
# wood
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump Edition
(, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] bit of sci-fi for bedtime reading

'night
(, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 23:03, archived)

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