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# Don't know why ...



... but I sudenly felt the urge to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha!
Now back to my PHP scripting.

Ahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# hahahaha
that's very bizarre!!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Totaly unexpected
No need at all...yet..so so right...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# how is it that
even I've been here longer than you, you seem to have posted approximately 20 times more posts than me ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# cause
Kitty meeow meeow has posted about 20 times the amount that you have
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# The timing there is brilliant!
The golf ball is resiliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Hehehe
Its that b3ta urge. Must....post.....images...
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# hahaha
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# lucky
his was there to break the fall
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# i challenged myself
to see how fast I could animate Thatcher eating a small child.

It took about twenty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# "innocent children"
"innocent children..."


(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Hey, nobody's
innocent. I hear there's some 'Rambler UK' pic going around.
Can I see it?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# that sounds very familar 'rambler uk'
not sure where i rememnber it form though.

Was it a challenge entry? try the latest challenge entry page and work backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# It's got
a great font.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# is it almost like a handdrawn
font?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah
kinda. Some hills or something.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Rambler Uk?
Yeah, sure. Give me your email address too and I'll make sure I send it to you every twenty fucking minutes.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# now thats
scarey

edit:

now its hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# That
is very odd...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# yay!

(i'm sure you're all tired of my monkey now, but i crack up whenever i see it :$)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# is this the world's most stereotypical weblog?
thegurl.journalspace.com/

i think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# why do i get the feeling
that my computer could be taken away by the police and i'll get put on some register if I spend too long on that site?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# You're not
already on the register?

MAGISTRATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# I like monkeys so much!
Where is that monkey from?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i don't know, well,
a random google search for monkeys :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# yarrrrr
even scarier
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# one more to make a square
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I'll have a P,
please, Bob.

Oh, wait, different game show.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)
# down
the hall an on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
# hmm - are you sure you made that?
I'm sure that is actual footage
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# ok
i admit it, i just filmed Ms Thatcher out and about on the weekend.
I just have a thing about her legs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# well stop it!
or she'll have you next!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# so
chop em off an take em home
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Quick and dirty
wins the race.

Hehe.

BTW, WebMonkey is crap. Out of date for PHP and MySQL in this article I'm reading. Which is kinda confusing when you don't know what you're doing. Bugger. Luckily, I'm quite clever, so am editing as I go along. It's a learning experience really.

Crap, it's 2am, I've had about 5 litres of Diet Coke, and now I'll never sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# has
yer bladder not exploded yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Toilet is just
over there --------------------->

So, no, 'cos I've been emptying myself regularly, then putting more caffeine in my system.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I
once drank a 2 litre bottle once an felt v. sick from the caffeine

bleurgh I was as rough as a badgers arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Pah!
I drink 2 litres in an hour sometimes.

I used to average about 12 litres a day, when I worked 15 hour days as a retail manager.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# you
must have sky high blood pressure an run round every where like a sugar high idiot child

'quick need things to do, ah I know lets do some hooverin at 2am ooh an the fridge needs a quick clean'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# i woke up
at half nine this evening.
I slept a lot, had some horrible and confusing dreams.
I won't sleep until tomorrow now.
Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# drink
whiskey

(then you'll sleep)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Ugh.
Don't like whiskey.

Do like Coke.

Not addicted. At all.

Honest...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# diazepan
then
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Where's an
all-night pharmacy when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# tamazepan?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Peter Pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)
# your
mam?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# tin of
spam
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# toast
an jam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# ~pam
i thought
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Thats from the stock footage
of an actual event you fraud!

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# aaaaaaaeeeeeck!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Totally not compo...
Or perhaps not even cricket



Just watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it was total fucking shite, I can honestly say it's less horrific than my best mates socks after a friday night curry...
(thermal_assault, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# memeheehhe
and aye, by todays standards. it was tame.

but if the lights were to go off, and i was to feel the need to go down the heathland next door without a flashlight, and i heard a chainsaw, and saw someone running towards me.

i'd be frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# But
That sort of stands to reason, the difference is that they chose to stroll into a house where human remains were proudly displayed as tokens of somethig or other, oh shit, thiking too much, bed time for me...
And I know it's a bad idea poorly executed, um, bite me, or lick me or ooh toads, ok that's it, ciggy and bed...
(thermal_assault, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# /bites your toads
(and who was it who was watching donnie darko, whilst drunk. did you enjoy it?)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# I watched Texas Chainsawmassacre in a philosphy lesson in college.
I'm still not entirely sure why. Although I suspect my teacher just wanted to watch banned films with porn, drugs and exyreme violence in them ^_^

There are a bunch of drunken wankers utside my window now yelling 'Ooooooooooo' in perfect disharmony. Oh, for a gun...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# HEYBART!
WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!

/Homer
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# HEYSON
DOYOUWANTSOCHCOOLATEBRONWIES?

(I loved that!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# that typo
is going to throw people
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# cantsleepclownwilleatme
!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Clowns == Evil
2,000,000% of eff-ay-see-tee
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# A guy got killed in Carlisle
by someone else hitting him in the face with an axe.

COME ON. If you were walking down a street (Known for crime and muggings and stuff) and you saw someone walking towards you would you;

A. Carry on walking towards him like a twat!!!

B. Turn round like you've forgot something then RUN LIKE FUCK.

C. Cross the road

D. You don't need a D because by now you should have selected B
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I'd have made sure I was wearing
something skimpy first, maybe a nipple showing. and than ran with my arms flailing.

screaming loudly, so he couldn't find me.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Lookin over my shoulder
every 5 seconds.

They never learn the basic rule in film chase scenes.

1) Turn away from chaser
2) Leg it as fast as you can
3) Don't look back
4) Keep on going 'til you canna go any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# You're right.
It was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I don't fancy watching it
no matter how good or bad. Not my kind of film.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# how does curry affect the smell of his socks?
just asking..
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I've noticed this quite often,
If curry I've been troughin',
You have curry smelling armpits,
And do curry smelling shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# ah, i see
i am enlightened
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# It's all baltis 'round my way,
Named after a bucket, so they say...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# beautiful
and true
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# what about the bit where they
nearly dropped the bottle of Bacardi Breezer?

oh, hang on.. that was in the ad break wasn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# thats
a scary thing that is drooping yer booze
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# What about falling over
whilst holding booze?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# it was banned
because it was so crap
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It was a great Macintosh game that was never made...

I spent hours never playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Reminds me
why I never owned a Mac ;P
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# It was 9 inches
of black and white goodness! You could see a good third of a page in a way that looked something like you'd end up printing out on a behemoth printer.

My AppleWriter weighed 3 whole stones!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# While I was sat
there with a ZX Spectrum and a thermal receipt printer :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# I bet that was handy
for printing school work!

I still have it all knocking around somewhere. The mac needs a bit of fixing mind.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Nah, I went to
one of those "handwriting" schools. ;o)
The Mac does need fixing, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I'm left handed
with a habit of smudging what I've written and I write in teeny tiny handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You cheeky rascal you!
I nearly misread that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# You didn't think I meant
a coloured mans winky-woo did you?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Me?
Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I love the fact it says
"Mouse button"

I couldn't live without a right click:'(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# I like having
A mouse wheel, 3rd, 4th and 5th mouse buttons too...

Hell, more mouse buttons, it saves me having to use my other hand on the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I have a mac
and I have a three button wheel mouse.
I've had at least two buttons on my mac since 1997.
you pc users are going to have to come up with a better complaint than that one about macs. it's all I ever hear. "macs are shit because they only have one mouse button and I can't play such-and-such game on it and I can't afford it."
well, 1) hasn't been true for years. 2) buy a playstation. playing games on a computer is gay. 3) you get what you pay for. I chose to be poorer and have a better computer.
4) hi fuzzbucket! I saw some funny pictures of you taken just mere hours ago! and you looked wasted in them already? what state are you in now?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Zog! Zogzogzog!
I am fine now. See how I type stuff? In truth I am making swet love to my bong.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# did you pass out
and sleep off a few pints?
they didn't say anything, you just looked sort of 2 1/2 sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I looked what?
I've just been drinkin.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Anything where I have to drag my cd's and disks to the
trash can to ekect them is a worrying sign. The fact that the macs in our computing lab won't let me play audio cd's on them.

Havn't tried os X though...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# It's purty
just puts some things in odd spots, but other than that.

Top of my list to santa: G4 Tower + 20" LCD display.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# it's totally different
it does do some weird stuff.
but I think they're trying to retrain old mac users to do new better tricks, like stop using list displays and start using the new multiple folders thingy.
sure, there are things about it that piss me off, that's inherent in any tool.
I dunno, I hear great things about windows XP, maybe it's really good too.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# xp's okay
bit too flashy runs things more slowly than 98. Still crashes: my computer just freezes every week or so...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# sigh
apple+E ejects CDs.
macs will play audio CDs, unless someone has programmed them not to, or your macs are from the early nineties/late eighties.
osx rekindled my love for mac. just before that I was saying, "you know...these aren't that fucking great. maybe I'll get a new pc next time I buy." then osx came out and life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# OSX=
Another corporate UNIX
But I am on 2K right now so you rule.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# hehe
.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# It's all the excuse I need!!!
They look cute enough...

Can you get XP on them then?...NO?...erm...I'll settle for Windows 2000 then...Can you get that?...What?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# I object to 2
do you mean "playing games on a pc is STRAIGHT"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# no, playing games on
a ps2 is straight.
oh hell, stop taking me seriously! I didn't mean really like, gay.
I have nothing against gays! look, fuzzbuckets gay and I love him! because I'm gay too!
your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# no!
your all gay

(so nurr!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Apostrophe.
bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# hmm
guess you're new here?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)
# ancient b3ta running gag
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Zog, I still think about that
magical night in the blues house chipper, where you showed a fish n chips some sweet lovin'. Makes me a firm gent, that thought.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)
# so fuzzbucket
you cute?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Cute as
the goatse photoshoot, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hmmm!
let me see!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# ps
love your Rocky/Stallone hybrid!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Thanks bro!
/me blushes
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)
# yes
but - credit where its due!


so you look like Frankenfurter, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)
# So you sorted out your mouse.
Now you just need a decent computer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I pity da foo'...

Wot don't like sim games...
(Ecclesia, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# a definate w/y/h to you sir!


now im REALLY going to bed...


F5....F5.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# would
shannon not be sayin shit as he's about to be arrrested
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# i aint afraid of flyin
i aint afraid of no monkeys either.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# especially
for Az

(The spaz)

Edit:Of course now I have a front page. (singular)
Edit Edit:I see you saved it anyway, what a wasted thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# but I don't understand
what's wrong with being ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# .
theres absolutely nothing wrong with being ginger...





...but it just so happens there's nothing right with it either
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# absolutely nothing
it's just that i'm not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# i dye mine purple
just to stop the abuse :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# well don't!
there are those amongst us who appriciate ginger hair!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# but i have black eyebrows, and such
people ask me if i've dyed my hair when it's normal coloured!!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# be proud!
there are only 4% of the population like you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# hmm
are you sure? your profile photo is a bit ambiguous

(how do you spell "ambiguous?")
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# hehehe
Sorry for wasting your time old chap..

Now where's this one?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# what, this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# or this one
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I ment to say
Where's this new one?

I just fucked up!:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# i have
yet to create the new one.
I need...urm...inspiration cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# we go bed bed
if there are any nice admin types about, popt_art has effed up her login :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# How'd
she manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# (this is me)
i did it by accident, too much logging in and logging out different peoples :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# This place isn't silly enough!
I provide this chorus of gabbly finger-puppets for your edification:



See also the original posty-thingie
(I helped save b3ta! ronin9026, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# oh!
how I love your finger puppets

(they make me larf!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# They seem
to be killing me to kill people...

EDIT: telling me to kill people. I know what i meant. Too much caffeine.

/gibber
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Hmmm...
Usually it's my Rice Krispies that tell me to do things.
(I helped save b3ta! ronin9026, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# kill kill?
perhaps kill to kill isn't kill a kill kill

subliminal messaging? dont be killing stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# thought you'd gone to bed?
but glad you haven't!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# That's pretty um, nice
More porn needed though
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Well, there are quite a few waggly tongues here...
Use your imagination.

/solicit: Any b3tans care to tattyshop my finger-beasties into compromising positions? Feel free; I grant licence.
(I helped save b3ta! ronin9026, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 69 missions


including missionary
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# now then
I've played that, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# *snort*
That was a snort of humour, by the way, not of disgust, or coke...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# fuck it
im off to bed

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# g'night
man, tek it easy me lad
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# hey!
someone deleted our rhyming thread!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# arrggh! severe acute threadwaste!
burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# no!
he's a troll (he's blue - see below)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I thought you called everyone goblins....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# No
That's just the ginger one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# "Oi, I'm not ginger!"
Well, if he's not gonna say it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# He knows who he is;)
Speaking of him and ginger...

SSG?

1. Where's this new Guy anim you were gonna do

2. Have you got the link to the "I'm not ginger" one?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# sorry who what why?
i'm just making an animation of maggy thatcher eating a toddler.
And I'm not ginger, I'll try and find the animation to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Cool!...


EDIT/ I've found it....I had saved it on my computer:)...and you had no front pages at that point either!...it says so!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Eek!
I'm getting scared - where are all the lovely night people? (please stop lurking - I've only had 12 jack daniels tonight!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i am lovely really
just full of rage for some reason ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# you again!
as a child, did you resent your father?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I'm not a troll!
or a goblin!
I'm a fucking ogre!
OGRE!
it's like a big ugly hairy pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# type thing
yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Eek!
the daytime cage has been rattled!

Forgive us!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# What rhyming thread
oh mighty one?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# weeee
Ive nicked zogs computer! (Hugo Rune) muhahahhahahha
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# YAY
Bang the buttons!

Or sign him out and you in.

Then leave the comp as it is so when/if he comes back he'll post as you...just to see how long it takes him to notice.

But if he sees this first...then it wont take him long to notice:-/
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# bibble bibble bibble
bluh bluh bluh...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Mr Wibblejibberwibblegruntbobblejibberwibble BOB
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# I bet I deleted it
as I was told to by a moody alcoholic `cos I'm new
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Hey, now,
we're not all moody...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# I'm not moody!
I'm fucking nice as pie you fucking fucks!
kiss my hairy asscunt you gay lesbian transvestite necropheliac whores!
twunts!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Ah yes, it was you
I think
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I didn't tell you to delete the thread.
and I wasn't rude or mean to you.
and I'm not really a bad guy. I just play one on tv.
no really, I'm superfluffy. you'll see.
don't listen to mr. creosote. he doesn't know his own arse from... something that doesn't even remotely resemble his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# aaghhh!
damnfuckery at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# thinking..
guess what?
chicken's butt?
wou win!
a sit and spin?
a hair pin? (I think)
A mouse made of tin!
ummm
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# some human skin!
floating in a bottle of gin!
wearing a grin!
a filthy grin!
fat lips or thin?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# above a
greasy chin!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# again
we begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# ..
amen
(KurutteiruRisu, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# fuck this i'm off to bed
I was almost tempted to start a new thread to say that. just to prove a point. what point i'm not sure, but anyway, have a lovely bank holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# tis post full moon fallout
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I will
and night night
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# listen
a) It's the middle of the night and the board is moving at 0.02 miles an hour, compared to the daytime 76 mph.
b) I'm older than you.
c) I'm bigger than you.
d) I'm cuter than you.
e) I'm smarter than you.
oh and
f) I'm hairer than you.


(warning: several of the above sentences may contain traces of sarcasm. we assure you that Zog is still his original fluffy self not to be taken seriously or while operating heavy machinery.)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# I bet that really did in your head,
Never mind, I'm off to bed.
Just on more F5, read one more thread,
An hour ago, that's what I said,

I've work in the morn,
All day I'll yawn,

Andall I can say,
Is blame b3ta.

[edit]
I shall just blame b3ta,
and beer by the litre.

happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# *cough*
Say doesn't rhyme with b3ta

b3ta rhymes with peter

That's how it's pronounced
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I've got an artistic licence,
I bought it from a mate,
I couldn't think of an ending,
I'm fuckin off- it's late!

(I did know it's pronounced beta, I just don't think of it that way...)
did you know beta is latin for 'still doesn't work'?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# It seems you can't stop talking
Without rhyming a verse
To bed you wont being going
'cause b3ta is a curse
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# I think you are correct,
For work I will be wrecked
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I think it's an
ironic poem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# It can't wait, so I'll post it now


It ends so short because it was one of those "I don't know where I going with this, so I'll end it now" moments.

Thanks to aterzino for base pic and idea though
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# beautiful
beautiful beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# M and S
do fucksocks in pairs of three for under a tenner if you're interested
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Do you mean
fcuk?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Nah, those would be
fcukscoks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Oh
good point
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I like the thought
that THE FEAR is female...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i thought it was well known
that THE FEAR is the purest evil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I was gonna go into the whole thing of
Brown is female and yellow is male.

Fluffy was gonna ask "Are you a freak?" and they both would shout "YES"

But I gave in!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Fair enough.
ARGH!, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# woo and yay
ive not been here in time due to the real world getting in the way of things. hello :) i might try and mash something tomorrow...
(bobulatorm, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# shhh!
don't mention the outside world!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# I know
It's scary out there. The air is all cold and fresh and not warm...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeeeepost for comp
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Oh I like that
There's something strange and lovely about cute cussing dragons. I'd play it.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# hehe
I like that 8D

woo 2 yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# That game
was my first ever computer game birthday present.
Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Mine was
Alex The Kid, built into the Master System ll

It took me ages to complete that game.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I can't remember mine.
It was back in 1988, I suppose, when I got my Amstrad PC1640...

/touch typing at 5 years old
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# first
computer a shared bbc model b 32k of loveliness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Oh, that wasn't my first computer.
It was just the first one I could play games on. First one was my Dad's C/WP Cortex, with a green screen, Zilog Z80 processor, running CP/M and WordStar. Mmmmmm.

It still works, you know. Got it in the attic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# cool
I think my parents still have ours in the loft also :)

an won't let me have it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# hahaha..
fantastic. swearing is great kids.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says
Swearing is big, it is clever and it's very very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# I know I shouldn't...
... but www.worldwidewebshite.com is the home for the finest all-fucking sweary bollocks on the pissnet
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# .
what do you mean "blatant website plugging"?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Yes
.. the blatant website plugging for www.worldwidewebshite.com
Of course, if anyone has a good site, we'll link to them if it passes the funny test. [email protected] "Producing tired, semi-unamusing crap for 2 months"
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I just saw that properly
... and it's bloody marvellous. As my grandmother once opined, swearing is for the lowest of the low, but she was just an old cunt
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# My grandmother said,
if you have to resort to swearing, you have a small vocabulary.

Well, shitfuckpissarsemotherfuckercuntingbastardwankerface!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Official 100% fact
that is THE best game of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# i liked it so much
i bought the thing on speccy, c64, amiga then when i was stupid enough the arcade rom and a cab for it to live in... funny how when you have spent a week playing it everynight putting 10p's in that you can just take out and you still cant complete it.. it becomes a tad boring
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# but you can get it
on that MAME thingy (this is popt_art by the way) so you don't need 10ps no more... we play it for hours on end here... it rocks like a thing that rocks lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# uh yeah, i got it on mame too.
but it tastes so much better when you ave it on a cig burnt cabinet with music loud enough to annoy the neighbours!

and its a talking point in my lounge with a 14" portable telly and 6' arcade machines!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# that
would be a bag of mountains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# a what?
lost me there chief
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# it
rocks like a bag of mountains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# ahhhhh i see
said the blindman, with you now!

its gettin late/early
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I'd
have gone for new zealand story but thats jus me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Hw's you hugo? Just got hme meself...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# And apparently I've
lost half my "O"s
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very topical
and done ages ago, but I've finally got the hang of posting images now and I think I like it. I see what you mean about deleting old threads now. Clears out the klag.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# you get used to it :)
ps... you don't need to make everything a comp entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I'm aware,
but as Dark says, I just can't resist bringing to peoples attention the pure fuckwittery of that midgety arsed anal fuckbubble. It's just soooo much fun
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Calling
George Bush an idiot is always topical.
(DarkHawke, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# the
last thing you need is klag it makes yer pants smell

nice picidge 8D btw
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I take it ...
... that's a boggly eyed grin. I can't find anyone here called 8D, anyway
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yeah
I'm still a camwhore though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# PROVE IT!
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# ok
http://80.46.186.215:8080/

there you go :)

I make no apologies for anyone laughin or bein sick
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Oh yeah
How very clever. You have much smaller tits than I imagined. And more hair. In fact, as women go, you're not what I expected at all.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# it
funny how many ppl expect me to be a woman I can't think why ;)

'it's an austin powers type o thing'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# okay, it's time for bedly goodness for me...


I have to get to bed before 100% Kitten gets here, wailing and screeching like a vodka-ridden banshee. Night night, everyone. Dream of kittens and pirates. I certainly will.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# night
night.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Is that...
Clive? In his jim-jams?

ed. Surely going to bed before a wailing drunken thing comes home is a difficult task? What with the noise and drunken staggerings and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# shhhhhhh
you'll wake him :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Nice cat
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# speaking of which
i noticed in this weeks Private Eye cartoons that included Pirates and, on a separate page, a gourd.
Look out for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Gourd almighty!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Yeah,
Private Eye have always copied b3ta.

Even before it existed. Clever, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# so
we are ahead of our time before our time?
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Yes,
exactly.

/shifty look
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# thats
hitchhikers style time travel type o stuff that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# night
my vodka ridden other half is asleep in bed snorin now
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# oh!
don't go! It starts to get interesting after 3!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# That's
just the hallucinations you're experiencing. Keep taking the pills.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Prozac!
Oh lovely Prozac!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# LATER
'NIGHT
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] For today's drug-culture, i present....
Crackman
CRACKMAN!

this took far too long, and its probably already been done. never mind eh?...

/edit posted smaller pic with clicky to bigger
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# big old glasscock.
but it looks ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# well done
and woo yay
but it has been done very well by one of our board oldbies, kimbo:
kimbo-be-coo.com/crack-man.html
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# ah
fucksocks. but like i said, i expected someone to have already done it, plus i felt like doing some quick and dirty paintmashing
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# and
beautiful it is, too
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Damn you!
I'm doing a pacman anim right now!!! You've spoilt it now:'(

Oh well...I'll wait until daylight hours until I post mine:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# daylight hours?
what are they then?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# a ha!
another interloping daytime goblin rears his/her ugly head!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# He:)
Don't let the boobs fool ya
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# hmm
I take it they are "Gazza" stick on ones, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh look, crap...
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# well done
but that competition finished this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Oh fucking typical.
Arse
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# its computer games now
have fun:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# it doesn't mean you can't still
throw one in any way...

you need a chill pill mate...
i entered my first comp about 2 months after it ended - so, it won't win, but the theme is there.

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# yeah sorry
i've had a fantastic day, but for some reason i'm very very angry at everything.

time for a wank i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I only charge
£40 an hour - if you want to talk about it
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i'll happily talk about wanking
but i'm not paying
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# ok then!
£30 an hour (if you're cute)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# of course i'm cute
but i'm still not paying
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hmmm
a definite avoidance complex, I think - tell me, did your mother wear high heels?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# lets talk about something else
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# and
were you breast fed?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# I'm uncomfortable
lets talk about the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Fair enough
It takes me about 2 months to create something on Photoshop anyway
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# it's not the winning that counts
it's the taking part.

hehehe... i think i might make myself vomit from niceness now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# You're right
How very Californian
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i'll go and stick pins in my eyes now
thanks :)

(edit) this was popt_art... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Sorry to thread jack
But does anyone know how to change the Frame Rate in Image Ready?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# do you see the numbers below each frame?
the ones that say 0.1 or something.... just click the first frame, shift-click the last, then click the number and change it to something else. if that makes any sense. oh well, works for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# on the bottom
of each frame there is a little doo dah.. you can change it to "no delay" 0.1 second etc... is that what you mean?

i often have to play about with it for ages... but you get results if you have patience.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Makes perfect sense
Cheers!

And after all this time I never once noticed a number below it...I always used to just put another frame in...I knew there was another way of doing it:) hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

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