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So I want to level out this part of the garden, because as you can see it's on a bit of a slant.

just posted for the endless possibilities.

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welshtroll, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

I think they're planning a sun room where they can

cuddle up together.....aah!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

Bush

is showing Tony his best Tommy Cooper impression.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)

After 'Generation' finished...

Worf would try anything to get back into the spotlight. Look at my other pic here

(matty_c, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

where's SWASTIKA when you need them?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)

you called...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)

films is krap?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

Yes they is

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wayward., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

That makes it sound like I think all films is krap.

They isn't, just the Star Wars and Star Trek ones is. And lots of others, obviously.

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wayward., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

Oi Thorpe!

Zog was looking to meet up with you before he goes (he's outta here Thursday), but none of us had your phone number. Drop me or him a m3ssag3 and we'll see what can be done...

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bob dinosaur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)

strangely

that rather suits him.

Star Trek would be much better if the kingons had hair like that.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

I'm no trekky

I don't actually like Star Trek, I just make pictures with Klingons

(matty_c, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

so do I

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

warf would take em both.

I will jack the bottom of this thread.
thanks to Dr Rev for leading me in the right direction to get this sorted. now FULL size
wallpaper1400x850

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

wahey!

nice one!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)

woo for spoon

too.
he's got it all down in a very friendly user related way

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)

fanlisting for b3ta?

hey, im makin the official fanlisting for b3ta... if anyone has any ideas or w/e (or will host me) please email me @
[email protected] ... or just leave a message :-/
ill tell u when im done 2
xxx

(mookoo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:52, archived)

week ending?

well endowed?

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Shedside, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

wise eggs

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

wet

elephant?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)

would

endure?

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

why?

eh?

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

Why

exactly.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)

well

expressed

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

wonderfully...

.. elucidating

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)

wanking

evangelically

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Shedside, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)

wellies

everywhere

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)

widdling eagle?

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

warm

eggs?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)

whats a fanlisting

when its at home?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

it's a bent fan

I think

edit - Here's one - well, it's listing slightly

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

That's very

pretty.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)

001011011010

thefanlistings.org/start/faq.php

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

fnord to the rescue

as always.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)

thank

you

(mookoo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)

1001011010

www.b3ta.com/board/users.php

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

oh my god

i had no idea that was there...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)

I like

the fact that top_prat grabbed a nice even user number for her temporary account...

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rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)

has she got that sorted out yet?

Not seen pep or cal or Rob about since before Easter.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)

I don't think so.

she told me what was wrong, but I was drunk at the time.

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rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)

are they all

the people registered?
wow.
look how many woo

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

Jeebus

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Samsonite, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)

crumbs

does this mean we get groupies then?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)

surely

b3ta is its own fanlisting?

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)

The question "Why?"

seems to be missing from that faq.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

why?

because i have run out of things to do.

(mookoo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

sorry

I meant I don't really understand the point of that site.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)

You appear to have lost

some punctuation there.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

I understood

very little of that... could someone translate please?

EDIT: Thank fuck for that! I thought I was being really thick :-/

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

erm

they want to do a fanlisting.
maybe they just want the user list? I'm not helping very much

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Pootle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)

can you please please say that in real sentences and also in english.

try and cover these points:
1, what you are doing
2, why
3, what you want us to do
4, insert funny picture that you have made.

thank you for reading to this helpful guide to clear posts.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

Would be delighted to help,

if I knew what all that meant. What's a fanlisting? Is W/E what I think it is? What does 'im' mean?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)

I only like chocolate biscuits

so can I email you at i_love_biscuits_so_long_as_they_contain_a_high_percentage_of_chocolate@hotmail.com ?

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

plain or milk?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)

you've only been here

7 minutes, and you're hooked already!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

...

actually i've been here for a while... just never post for some reason. sorry if i confused some people. a fanlisting is a list of fans of something, this case b3ta.
i wanted to know if any of you had pictures i could use on the site.... does that make anymore sense? again, im sorry for not making sense :(

(mookoo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

well

there's a b3ta webring already, and I think fat boab has a fairly large list of people's sites...
edit: ah, I've seen fnord's link now and see that isn't what you meant. good luck then!

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rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

ah yes

does this need updating?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

Where's

fat boab's list kept? I'd like to see that..

Edit: There it is... and yes it does...

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)

its just up there

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)

i can understand the idea of a fanlisting

for a tv show so fans can get together and talk about it, but for b3ta? any fans of the site can post on it to make their feelings known...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)

is there

any point if you're all against it??
sorry if i offended anyone!

(mookoo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)

I think confused

rather than offended.

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Pootle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

I don't think anyone's offended

It just seems a little pointless. As someone said up there, isn't b3ta it's own fanlisting?

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wayward., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

no, no

didn't mean to offend. go ahead if you want to... why don't you go and prove all us naysayers wrong and go and make the best goddamn fanlisting the world has ever known...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)

you can do it if it interests you

it's not like we're against it it's like you've come along and asked us if we can help you rub jelly into your armpit.

We're like - 'um, er.. well, i would but i'm kinda busy doing something else right now, good luck with it though'

kind of thing :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)

Excellent analogy there

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wayward., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

i'll rub jelly into her armpit....

hurhurhurhurhur...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)

don't worry

no one's offended, we just didn't know what you were on about.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

no, don't you see?

It's a chance for us to turn the table on the lurkers and see what they really think when they post their discussions on the fanlisting.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)

then we can go

and threadwaste on their asses! see how they like it!

*runs away giggling*

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

But if it's a list of fans then...

isn't the fanlisting the messageboard?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

Should have been an oompa loompa

But he looks more like a Brown-Shirt

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welshtroll, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

tsch

you could have at least photoshopped him!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

mental!

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

Oompa Loompa diddly doo

I've got a bargain that's cheap as chips too...

^_^

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

heh

classic.

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youknowyouloveit, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)

Woo!

We like that.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)

it looked good...

but it was crap.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

hehehehe

so very very true.

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Dr Drink, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

seconded

:-D

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

i remember that feeling very well

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

I'd front page that,

if I were able to...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

but it's a crash smash!

i'll buy it!

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new_matt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

hehehe

not enough colour clash for my liking:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

Mmm

pixelated banana

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Are you sure

thats not Horace Throws Wee?

Ahh the ol' Speccy, where art thou now?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

It's the same

game with a different cover :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

oi slim!

how's things?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

Good

Everything is sorted out.

Did you have a good weekend then?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

fan bloody

spastic.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

Spectrum version may differ!??????????????

Really? Next you'll tell me that peanuts contain traces of nuts.
I still miss the spectrum.

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Your Mum, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

Peanuts...

...are not nuts.

That is all.

(LaFamilleCatt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

?????????

?????
I feel I'm missing some trivia here.
Is a Whale a nut?

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Your Mum, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

peanuts are actually legumes

so there

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

but they have a shell!

Cashews are not nuts, though. They are perfectly sane.

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)

i finally got that link up for the papersize, first two were incorrect

does MSN resize because its should be 1450x850

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

i think thats happening

but i don't use msn so i cant help you fix it. look at spoons guide in the faq

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

thankyou

Dr Rev.
new FAQ layout too
:)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

Woo...

I've got a website called the Barn... :-o

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)

hehe

In honour of me now doubt.
j/k
why the Barn?

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

It's the name of my local pub

Well the pubs called the 'white' barn but everyone just calls it the barn...
Did it cause i was bored and felt like pissing of the company!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)

yay

for attacking the establishment

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)

Peanuts are...

...actually legumes/pulses, like peas, beans and lentils.

So in theory a packet of peanuts should not contain any nuts at all.

The machines used to sort and pack the peanuts may have been used to sort nuts, so there may be traces of nuts in a packet of peanuts.

The warning is not as stupid as it sounds.

An allergy to nuts doesn't mean you're allergic to peanuts and an allergy to peanuts doesn't mean you're allergic to nuts.

that is all

(LaFamilleCatt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

it's a little bit of learning

every day :)

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

Wow. It isn't even lunch and I've learnt something today.

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Your Mum, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

there's a (mostly vegetarian) cafe in stoke newington

called the blue legume. A lovely pun.
and a large dollop of woo to monkeon's pic

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Shedside, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

heeheeheehee

i do like a good pun

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

Class

in a glass

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Tedmus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

is it a maori horse

or a zebra?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

hahahaha

excellent... thats a very quick tattooist as well....

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

So much quality awaiting on the board

This is for all of them.

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christhebarker, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

Stay on target...

Woo leader of Rogue Squadron. I likey.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)

The pic

that causes 1000 migranes

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

STARWARS

love that!!!

(aterzino, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

that r0x0rs

that's all.

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Pootle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

hahaha

bravo!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

arf!

I've got my tattoo appointment at 1:00 in kentish town.
for those who don't know, I'm getting a furtive icon.
pictures might be posted this evening. if I can find someone with a canon ixus cable.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

A tatoo?

In kentish town? Go you kerrazzy beardy bloke!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

why not in

kentish town?
is it an area notorious for bad tattoos?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

Nah.

Am sure it will be cool.
After all, england is famous for tatooed people.
How many tats does that make now?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

no matter what you ask for

they give you a tattoo of a spider covering your entire face.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

its true.

i asked for a lovely hummingbird on my left buttock. now i can't get a job.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

excellent!

i have a furtive icon on my phone, which isn't a tenth as cool as that. mind you, i have a furtive icon by my name and you don't so i guess i'm the real winner here ;¬)

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)

I can get my grubby

mitts on a Canon Ixus cable from my erstwhile housemate who now lives across the road...

G'luck with the tat! Beers tonight/tomorrow?

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bob dinosaur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

OMG

you really are mad

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Samsonite, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

tattoo's

hope your tattoo went well - had my 5th done on saturday morning - 2 1/2 hours in the chair well worth it though

(welwynrose, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

lovely

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sosumi, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)

genie ( )( )

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

classic

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lemonhead, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

/coat

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viama, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

good morning..

(radja, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

hahahaha!

woo!

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha...

edit: okay, so I attached my subterranean homesick woo to the wrong message. I did manage to get it in the intended thread though!

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

Cockalorum!

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

ermmmmm

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welshtroll, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

Cough cough cough

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

Actually

I thought it was a

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Bloody Student, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

Go forth my minions

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welshtroll, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

is he

flicking a bogey?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

That's one of the things they're trying

to get rid of the illegal immigrants, refugees and so on.

"Go! Rebuild your country!"

Can't see too many people going for it myself.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Surely the point of refugee status is that

you're seeking refuge from a regime, or authorities that are persecuting you.

And surely there's a responsibility, not only to your hosts but also to where you have come from to go home and help.

(Mattyboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

I agree

but if you could go back to the mess that is Iraq, or stay here with water and electricity and hospitals and so on, what would you do? I reckon most people are gonna wait at least a few months to see what happens.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

My local hospital

is the Alexander Hospital so I'd take my chances in Iraq thank you very much.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

so that was a bad example :)

My point is that there's patriotism and there's common sense. The two rarely combine.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

Hmmm .. watch it ...

.. same thing goes for patriotism and humour.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

Aw well

I'd better go back to the Netherlands and help
rebuild it then. :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

Are you a refugee?

The Netherlands can be a nasty place... :-)

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

Yeah

escaping the tulip mafia.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

Out of interest,

(you by no means have to answer), what brought you to England? Or America? Or wherever you are?

please don't say "a boat" or "an aeroplane"

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

England

and it was my ex, mostly, plus being an anglophile
in general.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

I went to the Netherlands ...

.. to help rebuild it .. and I'm not even Dutch !!! But I did feel a awful about telling that kid to pull his finger out of the dyke and my guilt got the better of me.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

I'm sure

the dyke appreciated it. :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

I never got the chance to ask it.

Pity that .. would have been interesting .. well more odd than interesting

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)

I support England with the cricket

so ironically I've passed the Tebbitt test.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

Yes indeed ...

... but you probably failed all kinds of tests relating to having a life and liking real sports ... you know the type with action .. and movement .. and skill and excitment ... and .... that England are any good at.

I'll just get on my bike

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

Like

snooker? :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

Isn't the current World Champion ...

.. Welsh ? Try again.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

Errm...

Bowls?

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

Errrrr...

Scottish I think

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

I give

up before it falls off the page :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

think the only one is

curling

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welshtroll, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

Hmmmmm ...

... was that not a "Great Britan" team (as opposed to England) and was mostly Scottish anyway (and they were women so it doesn't count)

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)

The only thing this video is missing...

...is a helicopter.
here.

ObRepostForComp:

(LaFamilleCatt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

7 seconds!?

Bloody hell :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

it is a bit long

isn't it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

I don't know,

it doesn't _look_ that long :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

That must have

included the cigarette!!?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)

yes

see this was what influenced my effort and I thought it was genius!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

That's a little but woo

.. and a lot yay! (even with the small continuity error involving the Turtle's shell). But mostly it's a big disconcerting and scarey thing. You're right about the helicopter though .. needs one.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

When polar bears migrate

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

hahaha!

I see he bought his bucket & spade to clear up any mishaps on the way

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munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

I make no apologies for the woeful punnage

as I've had a very long and tiring weekend I have little or no hummus!

Ok, I apologise, it's woeful!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

The images just went together so well.

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Darryn.R, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

That's

scary

Edit: That's very much a French flag, not?

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

she's the girl of your dreams

admit it

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

My dreams

tend not to have girls in :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

unless they look like Tony?

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

Of course

I would.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

Hmmmmm .....

... either you are back from NYC ... or ... you never went. Or you are logged in from there .. or .. or... and.. nand ... nor ... logic gate crashed

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

i would

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

Morning all

Extreme Puffin

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

hehe

look at him go!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

woo, water sports

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

oh no

Oh deary me.

Let's hope that everything doesn't explode in a wrath-of-the-magic-donkey-style.

(you broke the unspoken law)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Shhh...

... speak not even of it.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

speak not

of what?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

exactly.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

nice weather today

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

sorry

thought you were doing the joke...

we don't mention the writers of the Lumberjack song, or anything connected to them, cos it starts a nigh-unstoppable bandwagon. The mods don't like it.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)

fair enough

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

ahh

i see.
i'll never use it again
sniggers

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

We all love Monty Python

and therefore we shall do what we bloody well like! Love the woo yay - so fuck 'em! (not literally)

(allergic to curry, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

I don't love it

a lot of it hasn't aged well. and they stole a hell of a lot from spike milligan. but life of brian rocks

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

there are NO laws

and I especially dislike that supposed one......considering thats a nice WOO YAY as well.

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Dr Drink, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

I sleep all night and I work all day

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Laini, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

what

i shay?
what i shay?

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

i do so love these ...

that puffin looks a bouncy happy chappy. ;)

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Woo Yay for Puffins

Despite the health risks..

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Darryn.R, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

reposty puffinwasp

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

how the transporter really worked

biggetyclickety

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

that is excellent

oh yes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

that's how it happened

FACT

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

Very, very, very good

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

larff

it all makes perfect sense now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

inspired!

woo™

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

bounding boxes?

what manner of software were those chaps using?

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munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

*laughs*

unlike you clever people, they couldn't get the hang of Image Ready (v 147.0.1) and used Fireworks (ZX) ...

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

ahh

I like fireworks, it gets very neglected though..

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munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

except around

early November.

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

The trouble it has is that

Photoshop has been the top tool for yonks (I've been was using it since V2.5) & we oldies find Fireworks clunky 'cos it uses different metaphores from PS's darkroom/printing ones (I would guess about 10% of Photoshop users know why Quickmask uses a ruby colour...)

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

i'v e still got

photoshop 1.0.
you'd be surprised how little has changed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

Layers, for a start...

In 2.5 you got used to floating, dropping & saving selections...
(Apple-J?)

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

well, yes

I'm on 5.5 now.
So why is quickmask red then, smartypants?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)

i know i don't

and i certainly couldn't get my head around fireworks.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

flash

i think

edit: i was wrong, but macromedia all the same...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

scotty

finishes it perfectly

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

hahahaha

You bloomin genius!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

thats fan-fucking-tastic!

love the eyebrow at the end!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

That's

class, sir.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

wahooooey!

yeah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

hi mate

hows the mix going?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

brill

e
ant.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

Henry was feeling rather smug in his new car

available as wallpaper if requested

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

nice!

and you can make it look like he's going forwards or backwards at will! :)

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rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

ahh

the old eye trick.
if you stare long enough it becomes nsfw

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

eh?

where? where?
is there a girl kitty under the steering wheel?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

car driving animal gifs ROCK!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

Requested.

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Your Mum, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

Sorry, lost the file for a sec :)

EDIT AGAIN

got it this time, this is the one

SORRY!this is the right one

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

Does MSN resize automatically?

its supossed to be 1450x850

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

repost.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

wooo

not an animal, but i felt like a repost...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

In that case...

This one has a creature of some kind, but no motor vehicle. :)

I think your elvis animations are ace.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

he may not be as fast, but he's got the right idea...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

It can be scary for them...

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A good man, and thorough, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

woo!

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

it this supposed to be scary?

well it scared me
www.electronicorphanage.com/neen/demo/clinger.swf

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Laini, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

woo!

it's rugman!

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munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

actually

I kinda like it :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

Oooooooooooooohhhhh!

That's v kewl indeed!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

I doubt it.

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Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

Jesus Swept

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

That brush would certainly suggest so.

Hee hee :) Woo you!

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

That's an excellent

instant kitten :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

Instead of Bird's Instant Custard,

why not have Custard's Instant Birds?
Just add water, and Hey Presto, Birds, with boobies and everything.

Dear Jim, could you please fix it for me...

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Monkboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

I'm a bird

don't need to add anything, and look! I have boobs! Amazing. :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

Wow

how'd you do that? :)

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

trade secret

;-)

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

Simple

yet effective.

W/Y/H

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

and so it shall be done, as it was written

good morning to all the day time people i don't usualy see. and morning to the ones I do
: )

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

good morning!

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

morning

its the easter holidays so i'm an all-bloody day & night person at the mo

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

Jesus loves you.

er. you know the war, i haven't watched any tv or read any news sites for ages, but is it over? did the americans and the u.s. "win"?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

the Americans AND the US?

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munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

I heard away bombs

are worth double

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

sorry meant the british and the americans

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

last I saw

they'd 'won' but there was still fighting and a lot of civil disorder - looting and so on.

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

I guess it's debatable

whether anyone wins a war.

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

vultures

gravediggers
builders

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Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

the media

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Roger Waters?

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

Okay, okay

I get the picture :P

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paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

flag sellers

Newsnight
earplug sellers

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Fat Marrow, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

what war?

It was a liberation, Iraq's liberators were most successful.

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butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

as Basil Brush would say ...

Broom Broom!

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

.reposty

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

oops - b3tan

well done you then.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

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