The Captn's birthday bash.


Yes I'm 55. Do you want to make something of it? Do you? Right outside now!
All the usual tomfoolery and japes. A speshul song to be recorded on the night in the recording studio.

Lyrics now wrut. This will be the best/worst ever. Very bad taste indeed. YAY!

Fi you have signed up and you would like the lyrics gaz me.

Tons of foods and boozes

Crash spaces and camping for 8 tents.

BBQ (weather permitting)

There WILL be live music. Band will do a Floyd set at 5pm.

More to follow........

Breakfast on Sunday morning provided.

Lifts to and from Ely Station

NEW STUDIO GEAR
For the techy nerds..

_{Mackie 32/8 desk
AD24 acting as digital bus.
Motu 2408 interface
TL Stereo valve compressors
SE electronics.com/Z5600a valve miv
Mac G5 Power thing
Logic Pro 8
Pro Tools}



ANYONE COMING BY CAR PLEASE GAZ ME FOR PARKING DETAILS.

BASH HOTLINE NOW ON
IF YOU NEED TO CALL US FOR DIRECTIONS PLEASE RING 01353 64 84 64 or my mobile 07768 000 265
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:16, Reply)

I will have to invest in a present this time!

*Gets to thinking*

/Edit

Oh yes. Could I bagsy the drum room again please?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Yes. yes you can.

You may have to share it with a PA system, but still enough room.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Grand!

Cheers.

Oh, by the way, I can bring my tent down should anyone need it. If you want to use it, let me know!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Depending on work and funds,

MAAAAAAAAAAYBE

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:45, Reply)

My signing up also counts for Rose too.

As it is actually one of my weekends off work so I will not have to use holiday !!!.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 7:41, Reply)

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 18:09, Reply)

At least I FUCKING HOPE SO.

If the bastard Italians are back then I will have to smash things :(

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 18:51, Reply)

And they're not.

HURRAH!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 21:35, Reply)

That's not a nice thing to say about Eddie's mum

and after she promised you a holiday while she was mashed off her tits......

:)

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 23:00, Reply)

HER tits?

What about MY tits?
I think I managed quite well conversation-wise.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 22:40, Reply)

I recall the bit where you ordered pizza

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 7:35, Reply)

and then parked it all over the garden.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:24, Reply)

I will try very hard to get to this

and will bring drink.

edit: I've booked the time off. Anyone need a lift from London way? I'm driving up from Bristol.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 3:25, Reply)

Ooh, ooh, maybe!!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 13:13, Reply)

THERE'S TO BE NO MAYBE ABOUT IT, YOUNG LADY.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 13:14, Reply)

we will tentativly say yes

plans are afoot that might mean we can't come - but these are good plans so...

if we do come we would like the conservatory again please.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:45, Reply)

dun

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:22, Reply)

BOLLOX

i've just booked a holiday to fly out on this day. that was really stupid.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:20, Reply)

Nooooooooo

How are we going to produce a masterpiece without you? You and Mrs Jude will be missed:(

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 20:28, Reply)

May I steal the conservatory then?

Unless some twatting couple want it that is.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Of course you can.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:58, Reply)

The weekend after my 21st!

I will be in super party spirit.

Looking forward to it.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 15:47, Reply)

you are only 20 ?

such a bad mouth on one so young.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 8:55, Reply)

found abandoned as a baby

and raised in the wild by wolves sailors

(Dangermouse., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Pfffft

That would explain it.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 23:04, Reply)

And mine.

*birthday victory five*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Please can Jon and I sleep in the studio again?

Tis good!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 19:41, Reply)

yes no problem

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:24, Reply)

On that lilo?

*flutters eyelashes*

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Can me and E sleep anywhere at all on the ground ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:36, Reply)

NO, SLEEP ON THE FUCKING CEILING YOU CHAV SCUM

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 22:10, Reply)

I know I can fart but even I cannot keep me aloft for that length of time....

E on the other hand...okay we shall take the ceiling.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 17:20, Reply)

I'm bringing the LARGE tent

which sleeps 6 if anyone needs some room in it, let me know

(Dangermouse., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:51, Reply)

I might be able to make this one

I fancy another trip on the ferry followed by a driving adventure and CHB towers is 20 miles away from where one of my cousins lives and 20 miles away from where the parent's of one of my bestest friends lives, so I tempted to do a serial visit thing...

Plenty of parking if I turn up in a stol... cough... 'hired' automobile?

( custard, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Don'y worry about parking.

This is rural Cambridgeshire. Your wheels will not get nicked around here unless they fit a Transit van or can be sold for scrap.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Put me down as a maybe.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:40, Reply)

You're a shit maybe.

/literal interpretation, hilarity ensues.

( SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:09, Reply)

you'd better be attending too

or there will be angry words spoken

(Dangermouse., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:40, Reply)

I am.

I shall expect much pandering.

( SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, Reply)

but of course...

piston broke is attending.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 8:11, Reply)

ROFFLECOPTERS!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Herro, may I have bash space, please?

I SHALL BE THERE, OH YES.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:31, Reply)

ESMESMESMESMESMESMESMESME!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Yaaaay!

*luffs*

( SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:51, Reply)

Seems like a good bunch :)

I will consult brooza, but is there crash space because when we were last at your place we binned our tent.

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:23, Reply)

You can borrow mine, if you like

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Dangermouse says he will be bringing a 6-berth one

so there should be plenty of spare room. Also if Jude and Sarah aren't coming, the conservatory will be free.

Everyone - please bring airbeds and sleeping bags if you have them!!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:08, Reply)

I am a distinct "maybe" now

I am scared of being hospitalised like I was at Maggie's bash

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:39, Reply)

I shall not be able to make it to this

as I'm going out to see Matt off

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:39, Reply)

One way or another, I'll be there.

Bagsy sleeping indoors. On a girl.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 23:32, Reply)

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( ArthurTheRat, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I think I will try and come to this one

As I've met a large number of the people on the list already :)

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 23:34, Reply)

I need two extra people to share the cost of petrol from Portsmouth.

If you live between Portsmouth and CHBs and are prepared to chip in a tenner, gaz me asap.

EDIT: OFFER WITHDRAWN. SEATS TAKEN. K LUV YOU BYE

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, Reply)

I was considering going

I come from Scumhampton (or southampton, all depends on allegiances), and will get company to pay to get up, on the pretence of "picking some kit up". So if one doesn't want to drive, I may be going up, as long as the ol' timers promise not to ruff me up, and tousle my hair, and generally rag me. I is a relative n00b to the postings, but long time lurkist.
Unless you have an extremely comfy car, in which case I'm happy to chip in a tenner.

( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:30, Reply)

his car is rape proof

as he uses it to dispose of the bodies.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:52, Reply)

I'll give you some Savlon to ease the soreness when you arrive.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:06, Reply)

it matters not how comfy the car is

you'll be so full of rohypnol you'll never notice

(Dangermouse., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 7:54, Reply)

Please count me out

As the carpet fitters who were supposed to be here today- aren't. So that means they'll be here NEXT saturday. Nuts etc, as I even saved a £10 just for the trip. Nothing else, you understand, just a tenner. :)

( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I am putting my name down

but I can't make any guanrantees until the day like.

please can I sleep where I fall?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:00, Reply)

You usually do

We'll try to get a cushion under you before you hit the floor.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 22:35, Reply)

I am not that bad

am i?

should I bring anything?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 8:29, Reply)

booze and even more booze.

and even more booze for spud.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 7:23, Reply)

fair play

any other oxforders going?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Try not to break him before he's finished recording the masterpiece

Luckily his tolerance to alcohol is fairly high.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, Reply)

No you're not that bad

If you have a sleeping bag and airbed and can easily bring them please do. We have some but I'd hate to promise them to everyone and then not have enough.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Any londoners who want to make their way down with me, send me a Gaz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Bagsy some crash space somewhere comfortable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, Reply)

We have lots of space.

Do you have an airbed and sleeping bag? if not, don't worry we have a few here.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, Reply)

I have a sleeping bag, aslong as it's somewhere dry, i'm cool =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Will it be possible to watch the F1 on Sunday?

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, Reply)

If you like

We've still got the big TV downstairs so I'll hang on to that until after the bash.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, Reply)

I am sorry

I am playing a tournament next weekend

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:52, Reply)

world of warcraft strikes again.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 7:45, Reply)

Never mind,

We'll miss you but maybe you'll be able to make the next one.

If it is WoW, we've got it here

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:36, Reply)

can't make it.

crisis. sorry.

( custard, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Sorry to hear that I was looking forward to meeting you.

Maybe later in the year? I hope everything turns out OK for you.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:38, Reply)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:42, Reply)

bail monkey ?

why, you been caught wanking in public again ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:41, Reply)

NOTTTTT LONG NOw

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:54, Reply)

One more full day between here and the bashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhittah

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:23, Reply)

good innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:17, Reply)

It's a matter of HOURS now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:25, Reply)

Myself and master Mono would love to party with you.

Thank you. :o)

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:49, Reply)

OMG! LIEK, NO WAI!

(Dangermouse., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:46, Reply)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:37, Reply)

Is it TODAY by any chance ?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:38, Reply)

I should think so

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:43, Reply)

it's

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(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:39, Reply)