THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SUMMER B3TA BRUM BASH OF 2007!!!!

With more canals than venice, the highest density of urban parks and a gun crime record on a par with Chicago (our twin city) Birmingham, is a magical destination for a magical Summer B3ta Bash!

Join me, Il van xing prem1umski mao o'riley for a summer day of high jinks and low ridin' in the baking desert sun of the Midlands crown jewel!

We be chillin' in tha park yo', we be gittin some food for our mood and we be drinkin' till tha early morn....ya gets me blud?

THE FINAL PROGRAMME WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY!

ACTS CONFIRMED SO FAR:

-RACISM
-RUBYMURRAY BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS
-HOMOSEXUALISM
-BOTANISM
-JISM
-KITTEN BASHING LOVIN'
-GINGERISM
-NAZI ROLE PLAY
-MY VERY OWN FREDDY MERCURY TRIBUTE

Im very open to suggestion(s), I have a few venues in mind though. Dont forget Birmingham is the lap dancing capital of the UK, if youre on a shoestring budget we also have an excellent red-light area. Narcotics are available, GAZ me with requests. Crashing space and accommodation will be updated on this page asap. Bring your friends, your mum, your dad, your sisters, your brothers. Northerns and Southerns both accepted.

Go here if you think Birmingham is shit
Go here for information on accommodation
Go here for directions to station

PLEASE NOTE THE ACE MR HORRIBLE IS NOW LOOKING AFTER THIS BASH...

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=33432
( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:09, Reply)

bostin!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:11, Reply)

Spangers, I demand your attendance!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:15, Reply)

august...i will check with damion and see how funds will be then.

i have not been to brum for years.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:16, Reply)

Okiley dokiley, you will both be given keys to the city if you do!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:18, Reply)

huzzah!

will they be forged from Finest Birmingham Steel?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:28, Reply)

Indeed, shaped in the hottest balti ovens this side of Peshawar!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:31, Reply)

I bagsy the first bit of crash space!

i'm only small so can sleep in baths if need be

also - meeting up at new street is a great idea, as I get hopelessly lost wherever I go

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:12, Reply)

You sir, will sleep in a lancaster bomber specially delivered for the Bash!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:15, Reply)

I have a hard on already

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:32, Reply)

We would...

but we have a lot on that month, and it is in Birmingham.

Seriously though, we have Icklepeaches thing and also my birthday bash - we wont have the money for this :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:13, Reply)

Awww, I can set up a benevolence fund for you all!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:16, Reply)

I won't have money either because I have all of this^

*and the reading festival*

But I'm still going!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:31, Reply)

hahahahahaha Ruby rocks!!!!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)

Italics?!

it's loovlay ere.

(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 20:04, Reply)

arr, yows roight bab

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 17:41, Reply)

I went to Birmingham once.

It made me feel better about living in Portsmouth.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:14, Reply)

Im going to shoot you at your bash if you dont come to Brummagem.

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:16, Reply)

Booo!

I will be on Holiday.

( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:18, Reply)

Cancel it NOW!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:21, Reply)

Noooooooo!

All flights have been cancelled 14 days before this BEHEMOTH of an event!

Maybe your Irish friend could come an represent you

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:21, Reply)

I cant come then if all flights are cancelled.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:12, Reply)

Im laying on my private jet for you...

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 1:43, Reply)

Yay!

I will require kittens.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 4:04, Reply)

and a donkey?

this is going to be a glorious bash :-)

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:50, Reply)

A mighty ass I require.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:34, Reply)

( prem1um is full of life, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 2:20, Reply)

Okay, yours will do:P

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 1:29, Reply)

Right.

My name is put down provisionally.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:30, Reply)

Good man. I promise you sex and other things.

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:31, Reply)

I'm provisionally signing up.

( Malchick, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:31, Reply)

I would like to kiss you via the medium of contemporary dance over the internet.

*dances*

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)

I shall be there

Hopefully I shall have made commission by then, so will actually be able to afford to come also.

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:32, Reply)

I won't be there

My Brum friend is coming here for the weekend instead

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 13:12, Reply)

I actually wanted to come to this

but it's unpossible I'm afraid :(

( Nile, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)

*cries*

you raised my hopes, and dashed them upon the rocks of your not-comingness

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:39, Reply)

aye gwan then

since i missed the last one, AWOOOIGHT?

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:34, Reply)

NICE ONE BRUVVVVVA

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:38, Reply)

Maybe

assuming I'm not stony broke by then and I've not moved to somewhere in the sticks.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:44, Reply)

Sign your name across my heart

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 13:46, Reply)

Go to the mac.

GO TO THE MAC

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:49, Reply)

This.

Very fucking much so with big fucking tentacles and bells on it

( prem1um is full of life, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:01, Reply)

Maybeh.

Not if I'm doing summat else, though.

( Comma, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:53, Reply)

Awwww Comma baybeee come to the show of freaks!

( prem1um is full of life, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:00, Reply)

Definitely. And depending on how the girlfriend is feeling on the day, she may come too

If it's a nice day then it might be good to go to Cannon Hill. I'm not sure if they allow you to drink there though

( Dave the Mighty, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, Reply)

They certainly do! And if they dont, I start working there from next month so fucking hell YE SHALL DRINKETH IN THE PARK

( prem1um is full of life, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:10, Reply)

Fucking ace!

Edit: What are you going to be doing at Cannon Hill?

( Dave the Mighty, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, Reply)

Press and PR Officer at the MAC!

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 13:32, Reply)

Well no longer with the girlfriend so it'll just be me

But you still get me!

( Dave the Mighty, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:13, Reply)

I have changed my summer US trip and I can come to this.

OH YEAH.

( moohalaa, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:10, Reply)

YEAH!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:23, Reply)

YEAH!

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:45, Reply)

YEAH!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:51, Reply)

WHAT'S THIS?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:27, Reply)

ITS A BASH!!!!OMG!!!

( prem1um is full of life, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:27, Reply)

Let's see how many people I can offend this time.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:56, Reply)

Yes!

We will have an insult competition

( prem1um is full of life, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 15:45, Reply)

I would like crash space from anyone

if that's possible.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:31, Reply)

Would love to come mate.

How'bout a better meeting place (pub)though.

(to wait for stragglers)

(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 20:06, Reply)

Could wait around at the station for about an hour or so for those getting there then

then put up on here which pub we're going to first or whatnot

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 14:51, Reply)

Yes, this will confirmed asap

Im thinking Sunflower Lounge as it is the nearest bestest place

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 17:42, Reply)

Sounds good - I can go and escort people from station to pub if necessary

Although I guess that could be worked out on the day

( Dave the Mighty, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 23:15, Reply)

I must suggest several pubs first

as the sunflower is more of a trendy bar with weird hours, loud music and no seats.

Tap and Spile? James Brindley? Flapper and Firkin?

All these have been used before, and to great effect.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 22:50, Reply)

Sunflower Lounge is only for the meet up as its close and personal

We'll go elsewhere once we are accounted for, I do like the Tap & Spile plus its got a nice late licence if youre good :-)

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:58, Reply)

It's proper old man-pub Tap and Spile

I love it!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:52, Reply)

woop

brindley or t&s sounds like a good idea

don't know the flapper or sunflower lounge

(gianthead, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, Reply)

Agreed.

I like the Sunflower Lounge, despite it's lack of seating.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, Reply)

ooh just up t'road from me - I may be able to attend if you'll have me (being a noob n'all)

put me down provisionally although its a bit close to my wedding so may not be able to attend due to lack of funds/time/Mrs not being happy about me meeting unknown peeps from internet.

I suggest the Newt and Cucumber as a first pub (the one on the ramp from the Palasades down to the city centre) its nice in there and next to Maccy Ds but looks well dodgy from the outside - which surely is what b3ta is about!!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:12, Reply)

No excuses, you must come!

represent

( prem1um is full of life, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 15:38, Reply)

*signs up*

god this is going to be a busy old summer!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 20:43, Reply)

Good man!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:06, Reply)

I promise to look into whichever pub you are all in,

before scoffing and walking away into the night*
*may not be true

(Londingham ., Wed 21 Mar 2007, 22:36, Reply)

im going to handcuff you within a inch of your life in that case

then we can meet everyone else

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 1:44, Reply)

*jealouses*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 19:47, Reply)

just say the word...

( prem1um is full of life, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:36, Reply)

mebbe

near the time I might put some effort in

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 22:01, Reply)

it would be seen as a most impolite slight if you dont

( prem1um is full of life, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 12:52, Reply)

fuck you

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:41, Reply)

gonna sign up provisionally

but it`s me birthday, so gawd knows what might crop up before then :)

( Reckless_Rik, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 14:31, Reply)

okiley dokiley

what better way to spend your birthday then with this bunch of lovely people?

( prem1um is full of life, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:36, Reply)

I NEED CRASH SPACE

As this is now forming part of my World Tour 2007

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 12:12, Reply)

I'm going to give this a provisional 'tick'

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 11:50, Reply)

ILL PROVISIONALLY TICK YOU IN A MINUTE

if you dont sign up properly

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 14:31, Reply)

this is actually my burfday

( RedStar returneth, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 13:01, Reply)

Fucking ace!

We'll do something special for you!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 14:30, Reply)

ahh go on then!

I'll see who I can drag along

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 21:41, Reply)

Fantabulous!

( prem1um is full of life, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 14:30, Reply)

Provisionally should be fine

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:06, Reply)

Provisionally would be ace to see you

:P

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:54, Reply)

we shall see

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:07, Reply)

whoops!

just noticed the date, no can do

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:07, Reply)

alas. I mean, 'oh, fuck'.

Will be in Cornwall, for 'twill be my daughter's birthday 2 days hence. Shagbags.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2007, 9:18, Reply)

Amendment... will actually be staying at my folks in Stourbridge

trying to amass brownie points so I can slip awawy for the afternoon...

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 15 Jul 2007, 11:46, Reply)

Birmingham IS shit

I know, I live just up the railway from it

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:31, Reply)

Redditch is shit

it says so on the railway just up from Birmingham

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 7:31, Reply)

I'm glad I only have to go to Redditch once a week

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:30, Reply)

Oi, I live in Redditch

it is shit but I won't have an outsider dissing it's shitness.

Oh all right, you can, but only once a week.

( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, Reply)

Can I do it twice this week?

I have to go there tomorrow and Thursday too

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:44, Reply)

You can if you wish.

If I didn't have to work I would suggest a lunch at a pub but alas it is not to be.

Maybe we should organise a Redditch bash, that would be fun interesting.

( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 14:08, Reply)

Yes it would, especially as I'm only about ten minutes down the road

( Dave the Mighty, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 17:31, Reply)

Count me in

With select exclusive floor space for a few lucky people*


*who's names I shall draw at random from the hat of 'people wot I like init!?!1!'

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:57, Reply)

*bums*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:18, Reply)

Any londoners going via train? Wanna have a OMGTRAIN bash on the way?

( or can I ponce a lift of someone)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 9:40, Reply)

Bollocks!

The one time when I think I can come to a bash and I end up going to another one elsewhere.

Oh well, it's probably better for you all that I don't come.

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 15:41, Reply)

I'll come

funds permitting...

where?

BBBBBirmingham it's bloody grate

( Duncan Disorderly, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:59, Reply)

yeah, i'll come to this

just you watch

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, Reply)

I wish to attend

I may or may not ninja peoples.

edit: I really am coming, I've booked my hotel and train tickets.

( jenpots, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, Reply)

bums and poo poos

gonna have to wimp out on account of it being me birthday, and a my same-birthday partner in crime doing stuffs together kind of thing

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 20:28, Reply)

Mein Gott!

I am zinking zis is a weekend ven I haff no ozzer things booked!

I mighten be abel to comm! Shit ze bed!

*crosses fingers*

Crashing space, taxi share and free "Morning Special Erection Alarm Call" available for pretty ladies.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 12:27, Reply)

The ex will be up in S'bridge with my daughter but

I'm sneaking off for the afternoon.... see you there :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 15 Jul 2007, 14:59, Reply)

I haven't been to brum in years

I shall examine my very busy schedule and attempt attendance

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:25, Reply)

I'm not going to put my name down.

But I will say "maybe". As I might be able to. WE SHALL SEE.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:23, Reply)

I might be working that day yet but....

If I'm not consider me there, drunk and loud. Excessive touching and cupping a distinct possibility.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:57, Reply)

You were told to leave the dressings alone.

And get them changed twice a week by a qualified professional.
You'll only get sore, young man.

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:46, Reply)

I have no idea if I'm able to make it now.

So I'm taking my name off the list, but there's an outside shot that I might still turn up.

And then you may lick me.

( Comma, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:59, Reply)

come

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:26, Reply)

I'm with you, brothers and sisters! Probably without the police uniform, though

And I have floorspace for someone with pitifully low standards and a tenner to contribute to the cab fare.
WHERE?

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:44, Reply)

I dunno

Looks like a bit of a sausage fest

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:56, Reply)

We'll bring you some finger buns then ;)

(at least 8 of those names up there are ladies and they're just the ones I know of)

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:29, Reply)

Possibly, though I'm skint, so I'll probably fuck off about 4ish

GET THERE EARLY FOR SUGARSPUNLOVE

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:43, Reply)

Ooooooo :D

YAYS! it will be lovely to meet you!!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, Reply)

Glee!

It's about time we met the enigma that is Sugarspun.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:29, Reply)

Hahaha, "enigma", hahaha

I'll try to be on form and ready to avoid the cameras :)

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 0:18, Reply)

ooooh i might just catch you then! wheeeee!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:18, Reply)

I just bought my pissing train tickets

the train arrives @ 13:30 LOL

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 22:48, Reply)

mine gets in at 3pm

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:17, Reply)

mine gets in at 13:09

would you believe that?

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:04, Reply)

I'm sure we'll still be hanging around TK Maxx then

If anyone is going to need directions when they get to the station late, GAZ me and I'll give you my mobile number

( Dave the Mighty, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:11, Reply)

I take it that is by the entrance to the station

I will gaz you for a number, because I have only ever changed trains at newstreet, never been out of the doors.

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:03, Reply)

a provisional yes to attend

hopefully see you all there

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, Reply)

why the devil not

I shall come to this

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:03, Reply)

hoorah!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:11, Reply)

OK

PREM1IUM IS UNABLE TO MAKE IT, SO I SHALL BE SHEPHERDING INSTEAD


We shall still meet at New Street station at the same time, and from there go to the James Brindley, which is just off Broad Street, next door to the Hyatt Hotel (that huge blue building).

So, anyone coming later should go HERE

MAP
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:27, Reply)

Tsssssss

Can't we all go to Digbeth instead, you bloody philistine?

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 1:33, Reply)

Meh.

The James Brindley is poo, so I vote for a swift relocation to a good pub.

*ticks box*

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:04, Reply)

it's never too full

it's got a beer garden, it's central but not dresscodey/doormanny, but it has no ALE :(

What place do you suggest?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 0:36, Reply)

Well...

...we can meet up there, I suppose.

I'm also a fan of the Tap & Spile, but it might get a bit full. There's the City Tavern, where my birthday bash was, or the Flapper (outside if warm).

We could even do a big crawl and head down towards the Fox in Hurst St. via anywhere decent we find on the way (Troc, Newt, Victoria).

Or, we could simply decide when we meet up and take a vote or something.

Or Custard Factory, Rainbow...

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:05, Reply)

Flapper is nice.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 11:40, Reply)

YAY!

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 23:28, Reply)

I got my train tickets today

It's only 15 minutes by train on a Saturday :D

That's a whole minute less than on a weekday

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 17:24, Reply)

I might well turn up to this kids,

I have a car and will travel from cheshire or manchester. Anybody need a lift?

I might need sofa times? GAZ ME. I dont smell and am rather nice in person you bunch of cunts.

( MrA, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:42, Reply)

If flouncy prem1um turns up want my fucking money back.

( Druid, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 0:50, Reply)

Haha.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:47, Reply)

ooooh. Brum based mayhem. I'm in.

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, Reply)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy!

:D

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, Reply)

Huzzah!

JJ and his Amazing Scribbling Pencil! This is good news.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:04, Reply)

YES!

GET IN!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:48, Reply)

Splendid.

even if damp jeans are involved.
I plan to corner JJ and talk random crap at him for roughly 20 minutes, keeping him away from the attractive young women he actually wants to talk to.
Just like I did last time.

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:32, Reply)

I couldn't talk to anyone last time......

well.....I could TALK, but they couldn't hear me.
Turn the volume down, please? Just a skootch?
:D

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:55, Reply)

I might* draw you a picture

a swaza original


*if I remember

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:05, Reply)

Yes!

Let's all draw JJ a picture!

Bring pencils!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:26, Reply)

I am doing mine before I go

I don't want my crayons to break before I get there.

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:06, Reply)

I'm going to draw you a lobster riding a motorbike

YES I FUCKING WELL AM

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 23:15, Reply)

Boo

Sorry homies gots to cancel yet again. i was gonna trip up after my other reservation, but I'll be in Darlaston. I am fairly sure it's no hardship to many. I will do my very bestest to make at least one meet.

When's the next one planned for? I'll make sure no-one else is getting married........

( Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:08, Reply)

I beleive there's one in December

shame you can't make it.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:24, Reply)

When prem1um pulled out, so did I. Ooer missus.

Now it's back on, I'll be there with bells on.

( FoldsFive, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 23:07, Reply)

woohoo!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:24, Reply)

WHAT HAPPEN?



So, my lovelies, do we have a consensus on where & what time we're meeting, or what?

Sandpapering my beard in readiness,

Dr. W.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 9:35, Reply)

As far as I've heard from Mr Horrible, we are meeting at 1pm outside the TK Maxx just outside the ground floor main entrance

We'll end up waiting there for a little bit I suspect though. I said up there but I don't know how many people read it, I'm happy to gaz people my number if they want it if they're going to be turning up later

( Dave the Mighty, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 12:49, Reply)

Aaaaaaa

Where?

Is that here?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:36, Reply)

Yes, just under the word Queens

( Dave the Mighty, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 21:28, Reply)

K THX

I might have a couple outside @ The Sunflower Lounge seeing as it's almost local... I can keep an eye out for peepil.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:00, Reply)

ah yes

well, we are still meeting there simply cos that's what was arranged. Then off to James Brindley after a while, though once many people are assembled there then I imagine we may possibly change venue.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 19:00, Reply)

I'll be turning up at teh train station for about 1pm

Someone gaz me a mobile number so I can shout at you when you're not there with open arms.

xxx

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 15:28, Reply)

are you travelling from Leeds?

I'm on the train from Leeds that gets into Birmingham at 13:09
although I have a seat reserved I think

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:20, Reply)

If I get up in time I think that's the one I'll be on.

If it is it should be leaving Leeds around 11:10ish as I remember.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:48, Reply)

My bus will only get to Digbeth station at 1.05

So I'm going to be astoundingly lost

edit/ Okay, I can make my way to New Street Station from there. So long as you don't all run off earlier.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:28, Reply)

huzzah!

looks like we'll be around for this one - we'll aim to be there for the afternoon, but probably not last too long into the night :)

/evilstevie, responding for batsgirl too

( Batsgirl, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 15:32, Reply)