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This is a link post durham uni shower policy

no wanking in the showers!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post dealing with student semen
what a job
(, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Urrg!!
Actually, my mate has the same problem at their uni flat in Middlesbrough.

Must be a North East thing

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(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's that on the right.
A seaman?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrr Jim Lad,
It's Captain Plugwash.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post someone needs to spunk all over the sign

(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post there are a few of these doing the rounds. :D
strokinwank.ytmnd.com/
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah !
so it's a spoof then
My story's true though.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahaha !
I once told my a couple of work colleagues (with whom I was sharing a room in a b+b that I always wanked in the shower.
I explained that I started soaping my bollocks and before I knew what was happening it had turned into a wank !
Also - it's my knob and I'll wash it as fast as I like !
The story was all around the rest of the company within minutes.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post which college was it..
sounds like the type of thing Nige Martin would post at Trevs.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post confusion
Years ago, one of my mates (who was living with his parents) had a nasty habit of enjaculating into his duvet. One day whilst I was around there, his unfortunate mother - who had the unpleasant task of putting the cover through the wash - exclaimed 'Steven! Have you been blowing your nose on your duvet again?'. I had to leave as I was laughing so much.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Because there's nothing more likely to block your drains than a liquid.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post well
maybe you have a low sperm count

mine is so thick, my girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So that

(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's why you have no penis..
she chewed it off : d
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
i haven't had one of those yet, maybe it's just one college.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no way they'll do DNA testing on it.
1 source of spunk (i.e. 2 wankers or more) = REALLY expensive forensic DNA work.
3. Profit
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Could this be a fake?
Just wondering if this could be a fake. It kind of reminds me of how the assistant manager where I work photoshopped a letter to stop the boss smoking out of the shops back door.

DNA testing is very expensive and it would be great fun seeing the halls get court orders to get DNA samples...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Im at Durham, in Collingwood,
but not seen any of these about. Anybody inform as to which college is concerned?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post not seen any in hild bede either
surely its the porters and college cleaners that would deal with this as well, not estates and buildings!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Having read the rest of the thread it would appear to be fake anyway.
*feels dopey*

*dopey runs off*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the most exciting messages we got
were in the toilets last year telling people NOT to dry their hands on toilet paper and to use their own towels instead as this was causing the toilets to block. as well as a chronic shortage of bog roll. :-\
(, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Loughborough Uni...
...had this kind of thing all over the place, especially in Elvyn Richards hall. Some wag has clearly had too few lectures... :-p
(, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hah
i know the student rep type person at colingwood i think, katheryn bruce yeh?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be fake
I can't see 10cc or so of semen plugging the drain. It's pretty water soluble.

Women shave their legs in the shower all the time and that hardly ever clogs the drain.

It's a fake designed to haunt the dreams of gullible wankers.

Like claiming the swimming pool is full of indicator so anybody who pees will leave a purple stream. It would be fun but the indicators are too toxic to use in such large quantities.

It's easy to cut off letterhead and photocopy it on top of a different letter. Or steal the blank letterhead.

Undergraduate engineers at Queen's University in Canada like to dye themselves purple with gentian violet. Some wag a few years back faked a letter from the university medical centre about how gentian violet was a potent carcinogen and all purple first years should report to the clinic at 8 AM Monday morning. The people in the long lineup didn't think it was funny, but everybody else had a good laugh.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2006, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post


St George's... damn medical students saw right through it. Gah.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 13:28, Reply)