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This is a link post Daily Mail surpasses itself in pedalling fucking insane shite
A full page on how female celebrities are showing off their ears, "a bizarre body part" on the red carpet.
It sickens me to post the link here, but equally I'm impressed at just how far they continue to delve, deeper in to a world of utter drivel, nonsensical reporting and chain yanking in their quest for more and more outrage, disbelief and revenue for their advertisers.

Ears, they're reporting that people have ears

FUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK REALLY!!??


*hides ears*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if we must display or hide our ears
they don't specify if we should be ashamed or empowered by them


FUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post omg! how to avoid the cancer?!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *breathes*
ok, so do i cover my ears or have i already got ear cancer? could i have saved diana had i covered them?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
what is this from?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Gary Coleman

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ARF!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(Nuisance Value, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *guilty snigger*
*edit* oh my god, that could be read so wrong. that's not what i meant.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post First Ian Hislop gif I've seen in a while...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post laugh in it's face

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a medical condition
Abso-fucking-lutely batshit mental
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh Oh

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!! I'm not clicking on that!!
Another stupid report to suck people in and get them to go to their site. The troll force is strong in these ones.

I think we can all just agree they're a bunch of cunts, nothing they do surprises me anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like all the celeb news/photos on the right side.
Did you know Leo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill swam with a topless girl?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post but what about the topless girl's ears?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She had ears?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Spaniel's ears

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
*switches off laptop to go and rock quietly in a corner with the lights off*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shcI6vE-PlE
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post PIE!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I so want to put my penis in those ears

(BumCoiffure, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
It's a fluff piece about ears.
How is any different to hair or legs or tits?
It's an excuse to look at beautiful people.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't seem to understand
all these people



have ears
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post All I'm saying is that ssome poor fucker
Has to come up with features ideas for the Mail every day. We only have so many body parts.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I've blocked Mail Online on my browser
It just encourages them otherwise.
 (Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They're like the WBC of the media.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They've got a few more followers though

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post DM = silly comic

(pissflaps., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It is headed one way
Earporn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdYb3KIVNQ
 (Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post !!!
I frown at people physically in possession of that rag, and I do not consider myself the height of intellectual righteousness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post er, ok...
but what about them what have the app on their fones?
 (itilliterate, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A rather grim new psychology

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
old psychology, new means of dissemination.
 (itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post er, ok...
In other words I classify them as wankers

For their cheap jibes on life
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post er, ok...
*ouch*
*shuffles off*
 (itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The Daily Mail really is shit.
These girls have simply tucked their hair behind their ears so the photographers can see their face. WHERE IS THE NEWS? WHERE?

*dies*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)