Diarmuid Makes Me Touch Myself
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I made this!
My friend Diarmuid doesn't have a girlfriend and he's a bit down about it. So I filmed some willing girls, saying he makes them 'touch themselves.' That's it, really. It was completely inappropriate and I felt like a pervert doing it, but it cheered Diarmuid up.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)
hahaha
cant believe the most ugly ass one happens to be the most frigid.. funny how you get that with girls sometimes.. and OMG Rosie is beautiful!! You get a clicky for forcing the Californian to say it anyway by the clever techniques of video editing!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:37, Reply)
Technically...
My name is Rosy and I'm from Withington.
Although, more technically, my name is actually Michael
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)
they make me touch myself
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Dances with Rabbits Mamma told me not to Cum, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:38,
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this is fairly hillarious
I like the ending.
DONT TOUCH ME.
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Nostrebor so there I was...., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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To get her to say 'touch' so he could edit it in.
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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha...
I've not watched it yet, but the scrren still at the beginning and the play button make that girl look loke hitler.
(I'm drunk)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:19, Reply)
hahaha
play button moustache!
(i'm drunk too)
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Oysdgp inside the white bone, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:52,
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Maungy Yank
Get in to the spirit of things, join the fit birds ..... or just be a mardy beggar. Clicky.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)
That wrote itself perfectly
AMAZING brilliance
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gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:52,
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I'm going to say
Nice scripting. Am I the only one who can see it?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:41, Reply)
"xenophobia sucks"
see how many of the joys of life you miss out on, when you allow yourself to be wilfully blinded by lazy, narrow, prejudice.
most everyone else saw, understood and enjoyed the joke, and the willing participation thereof; you only saw an excuse for xenophobic name-calling.
an opportunity to use this as an object lesson, what you tried to do here, and ultimately how silly you ended up looking. what else do you think you might be missing out on day-to-day, when your first resort is always to this sort of cheap, tired-out, collectivist tribalism.
me, i'm not sure the trade-off, that rush you get from subsuming yourself in the mob, and indulging in the toxic "notion of the other", is worth what you lose of your humanity and common decency. have a think.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Haha this ^
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Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:26,
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no, i think i disagree with your assesment.
i'll call out ignorant racist fuckwittery any day and all day, and no amount of schoolyard namecalling, or idiot accomplice sniggering is likely to dissuade me.
if that girl was darker skinned, with a different accent, would the b3ta board have condoned 'stupid nigerians' as a reply, or if her surname was appropriate, "stupid jews" ... yeah, yeah, DailyMail/BNP etc etc, let's all be hypocritical double-standard having lazy B3ta fuckwits.
it was a fuckin stupid thing for him to say, end of story.
so, how about you come up to me in the street and call me a cock, see how far you get ... pretend internet hardman, what a fuckin novelty.
fuck generalisations, stereotypes and crass ridiculous nationalisms, and while i'm here, fuck you too.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:04, Reply)
Yes they would.
You stupid jewish nigerian cock.
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:51,
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That second one
definitely takes it up the bum
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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07,
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Mmmmm
Nice tits too, plenty to reach around and grab whilst doing her up the aforementioned bum.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply)
I mean he made a joke,
You just took it way off into creepy rapist territory.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply)
that is so weird
The guy at the end sounds sooo much like me - I actually thought it was me!
Creepy
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PhoenixBlend, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04,
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