Females Failing*
*Contains failing people of the female species.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

First one...
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tQslnmcHOeM#t=68s

Also I was expecting more light hearted stuff with various items of clothing coming off.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

cant seem to get past the preview screen
not that i am complaining
(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

"The hook brings them back"

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Proof that women aren't funny, deliberately or otherwise

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Really? I found the second one quite amusing.
Mostly because I've had it happen to me about fifty times, and I know how much it hurts when your flaps land on a submerged rock.
( Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

well, that is me told.

( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)

^^This
I thought I was doing rather well, too.
( TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)

That's nonsense
Dame Edna Everage and Pauline Calf are fantastic.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

How come?
Would the clips somehow be funnier if they featured blokes?
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)

^trufact.
All women comedians are shit also. And decent female authors are few and far between too.
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)

I've tried ever so hard to find a good lady sci-fi writer.
Still looking.
(jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Doris Lessing?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Andre Norton was my hero(ine)
when I wuz a teenager, read all her books. Tanith Lee is great, but saving the big guns till last, every heard of Ursula K. Le Guin?
( simbosan, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:54, Reply)

"Left hand of darkness" is pretty good.

( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Was going to say -
Ursula is a total leg end.
It's a shame there aren't many female sci-fi authors out there - I think that our culture currently promotes it as a male-dominated genre, meaning fewer writers with breasts get into it in the first place. Then again, many writers will choose asexual pen names in order to avoid certain preconceptions about their gender's ability to rite gud. It may be that some of the stuff you read has a man's name on it, but that the writer stashed beef curtains - not a pork sword - in their trousers when the book was written.
( Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Fucksake. Ten to start you off:
Lois McMaster Bujold
C J Cherryh
Ursula le Guin
Octavia Butler
Andre Norton
Connie Willis
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Nancy Kress
"James Tiptree"
Monica Hughes
Sheri S Tepper

Eleven, my mistake.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Connie Willis!
I had forgotten her, I read "To say nothing of the dog" years ago and really enjoyed it.

"The Handmaid's Tale" by Maragret Attwood is good Sci-Fi too, but in a 1984 rather than 2001 style.
( Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:19, Reply)

The lack of motor skills are amazing.
most end up in the 'overload fall-over' too much info to process so I'll just do a dying fish right here.
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Cor! Look at the tits on that one in the screen shot!

(pissflaps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

could be the reason i couldnt get pastt it

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I fell over once, i'm not a woman and it wasn't filmed.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

*offers man shoulder and gentle bums

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

This is very awkward, you look nothing like my father.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Careful, that sex-pest Tab Hunter will take that as encouragement.
He's sure to be lurking around here in a dirty mac & clutching a massive tube of KY.
(pissflaps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Believe me
When you get to my age, women are far more aware of gravity than men.
( TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I had you down as a 21 year babe, but you really are a 40 year old cougar?

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)

44
And more of a Coogan playing Pauline Calf.
( TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Hate watching face plants, was hoping however bikini girl had lost her lower pants
Rezips
( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:29, Reply)

The fat ones are much funnier for some reason?

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Pervert

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:59, Reply)

After 28 years on this earth
I've never managed to land on my face when taking a tumble.

How do some nay people end up doing it?
( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:12, Reply)