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This is a link post Ginger gardener suffers second degree burns in quite nice weather.
Those of fairer skin particularly need to be taking precautions in this unusually hot weather. I would have thought it was obvious, but not to some it appears.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post are first degree burns worse than second degree?
Never really worked that out
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
First is least severe, & cetera.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like close encounters

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well what's 25th January?

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Wednesday

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to ask one of those colonial types.
Here in the civilised world, that chap has what is known as partial thickness burns.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post is GforGermany a reference to:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0 ?

any excuse for Robert Calvert reference me.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post First degree is if your skin goes red
Second degree is blisters etc, so this guy

third degree means you have burned off the layer of fat covering your muscles.

Fourth degree is how I like my steak cooked.

Pro tip : if you burn yourself put it under cold water for ten minutes (it has to be ten minutes or your autonomic system does not register it, keep it there even if you are bored), if it still hurts afterwards do it again. If you do it three times and it still hurts go to A&E because you need something more serious and the damage is not showing yet.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop bleeding. start breathing.
go for the ones you think are dead first - if they can scream, they don't need you so much.
bang in the morphine - get them the fuck out.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Misread Dumfries as Damascus

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a difference?

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS!!! What a twat he was.

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is sunburn actually a burn though?

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE SUNBURN ALONE

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is
It is radiative heat burn as opposed to conductive or convective.

You go red, blister, and eventually the fat melts off you just the same.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunburn in Scotland is always news

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im surprised he had time to get burnt
what with signing on and doing buckfast and heroin or not
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've clearly never been to scotland
never mix buckfast and heroin. You mix buckfast with bellhaven -aka the fastest way out of Paisley.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cut the guy a bit of slack. Look at his haircut ... he's obviously not the brightest.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a guy from round these ways
Same haircut, even the colour. Mind you he also is not too smart...
(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take consolation that Ginger freaks and fat fuckers are suffering more

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 5:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please mark NSFW
Contains Ginger Scottish man with a beard and he is a vest wearer.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious clickbait parody site is...
Oh, wait. They're serious.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I first thought too.

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Real journalism.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the Middenface McNulty origin story?

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 14:24, , Reply)