Girl horrified at 'rodent eye' in her beef and tomato pot noodle
(its actually a bit of tomato)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:53, Reply)

Taken from the often entertaining
apiln.blogspot.co.uk/
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:54, Reply)

3 pot noodle facts at the end though.

( Oysdgp, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:34, Reply)

Pot noodle facts, the curer of all ills.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:53, Reply)

Here comes a bandwagon!! Jump on it!!
Also: is that Scaryduck's website?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:40, Reply)

“I’d put the Pot Noodle on a plate..."
Ooooh. Hark at Lady Muck. La-di-da, putting her Pot Noodle on a plate.
(godspants, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:08, Reply)

Bah should have posted this ages ago
This is my 'local' paper, so i missed my chance there
( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:48, Reply)

God forbid!!!
What next? Horse in lasagne?
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:52, Reply)

Don't rats all have dark brown eyes?
(Albinos excluded)
(jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:55, Reply)

yeah, who the fuck puts pot noodle on a plate?

( Cockweasle, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 6:36, Reply)

HM the Queen cos she's all posh.

(pissflaps., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Ah Halifax.

( Lord Scrope of Masham, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Pot noodle has no place on a plate unless it's between 2 slices of bread.

( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I had a nice 2" chicken rib in my Morrisons 'in-store' pasty the other day.
the food industry is going to shite :(
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

What did you expect, really, from a Morrison's pasty?

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Trufax:
I once gave a date a Pot Noodle and claimed it was stir fry I had made from scratch. He thought it was excellent.

I am unmarried
( TheSundaeLunch, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

you're a real catch.

( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Please form an orderly queue.
I have never been able to cook, and that's why god invented resteraunts.
( TheSundaeLunch, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

That's a keeper right there

( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)