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This is a link post Kent "Toast" French - World's Fastest Clapper
best part is watching this guy's ridiculous faces
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:27, , Reply)
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Someday, his hands WILL fall off while doing this.
 (hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post definitely YouTube material

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He definitely has the clap
oh yes...definitely
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post he also happens to be.....
considering that he has the most useless talent I've ever seen.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CLAPPING, BITCHES!!!!"
"erm...well done, i guess. I mean, it's pretty impressive i suppose."
"YEAH MUTHER FUCKER!! YEEEEAHHH!!! I'M RAISING MY EYEBROWS AT YOU BECAUSE I AM THE ULTIMATE CLAPPER!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"can i go now?"
"NO! I HAVE NOT FINISHED CLAPPING!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ allmighty
He could probably go for the fastest wank record as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't useless at all.
He's got some major rhythm going on.
I'm going to learn to do this to put into my music.
And I'm sure the girls love his fast hands.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine how fast
he must be able to slap his wife!
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet a lot of seal ladies
Liked that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post super
duper
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe :D
it looks like he's hitting himself :D
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and loving it XD
 (I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the faces are due to the fact that it probably hurts like hell.
I can only imagine how raw his palms must be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post berk.
i bet that hurt like hell, and he didn't even need to do it.
 (ladyflash Formally known as "oshi_", Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The faces are nothing to do with the clapping...
He keeps a young Thai boy.
 (lofichic, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he ripped his knob off wanking

(el_meerkat, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:32, , Reply)
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I feel inadequate as a man giving him a round of applause
 (abmm, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
that dude could do some crazy slap u silly!
 (Phagenius, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post !
It's like he's having a bitchfight with himself!
 (clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love
to see him tackle a big sheet of bubblewrap.
 (jimbobaggins, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But
Does he use "The Clapper" to turn his lights on and off at home?
 (I helped save b3ta! cynfulcynner ...another American nutter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
good een
 (mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy clappy slapper

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That IS his sex face
As far as pointless talents go, at least he can show it off at parties.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are you so certain?

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Graham Norton's put on a bit of weight, hasn't he?
 (Strikethrough bold italic underline, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post the concentration
on his face
 (the ripper, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as impressive
as the guy from Guinness Book of Records who had to sit there and count all 721 claps in that minute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 18:31, , Reply)