b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » links » Link 906198 | Random

This is a link post Smart Cups Detect Presence Of Date Rape Drugs In Drinks :-(
Seriously simple yet a brilliant idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post but... but...
how are you going to pull now?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How am i going to be pulled more like, i always liked the mystery...
...'will this be the drink which has me waking up in four hours in some gutter somewhere after being terribly violated repeatedly?' This takes the fun out of it all for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been asking the wrong question
I've been asking "did pissflaps buy me this drink?"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never accept a drink from him, you don't know where his hands have been.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not his hands you need to worry about...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it's his enormous
ego
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly no one will take any notice
same as the covers for bottles no one uses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we live in hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope of undetectable rape drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kickstarter?
I'll need £5k for catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you pledge
I'll send you 3 intoxicated dwarfs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Picks up money*
*Buys catering*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits drunken dwarf delivery*

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also how many clubs sell drinks in cups?
It's bottles, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair...
...i think if you're so inclined and conscious/paranoid that you may be at risk you would use this stuff, you'd think bars/clubs would be all for it too, peace of mind for the people there.

Oh, they also do straws which change colour and whatnot for bottles etc. They've thought of everything, bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *makes mental note*
1 - take red sharpie out clubbing
2 - draw on peoples drinks
3 - ...
4 - profit!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if...
I am yet to see ANY club use anything like that. Or see it on sale or advertised on a night out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's because it seems to be in development just now.
You're taking this very personally, Herbs, almost like this invention was made with the sole purpose of ridding Bristol of your menace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *deletes massively depressing rant about date rape/drug violence*
*and how all those 'good' ideas will never be implemented because of cost/bother*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's one of those things which
would need to be taken up by a charity and given out in venues for free

A bit like various aids charities do with condoms/lube
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ? you can get condoms and lube for free?
are these pre used and tested for leakes or shiny in the wraper ?
i prefer the the thrill and risk of trying new ones just incaase there is a defect
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair after
17 bacardi Breezers/8 pills/2 grams of biker speed/3 grams of coke/4 spliffs/2 bottles of veuve/10 cocktails/200 jagerbombs*
Is anyone really going to be paying attention to what their plastic glass looks like anyway.


*delete as appropriate
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delete???
Sounds about right as it is
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy a night out soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*delete as appropriate then have a good chew on the nearest pavement
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pavement bouncer
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which reminds me,
where's Miranda this evening?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Using drugs to help you rape just smacks of laziness

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends if you're into the "butcher" lady type

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love
a fat lass up to her arms in sausages and pork chops
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You coming out Friday?
I will rock your world...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the reminder!
I shall go prod the wife and see if I'm allowed out
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make it a good prod then.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post he should totally use his finger
instead of his penis
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a breadstick

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
Don't be a stingy drug rapey cunt!
Call me old fashioned, but if you want to penetrate someone, impair their judgement with lots of booze, and telling them their eyes are nice.

"You have very fuckable eyes"

always worked for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, cheers for the tip there, Horacio.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *removes sunglasses*
oh wait
*seduces your wife*
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post There goes my Friday ritual....

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pity it was not around in 1998
Was not raped but robbed
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was his name Rob?
He usually robs and rapes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robbed of your virginity?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robbed
Of 400 squids and .....
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, you even had to pay them for the privilege?
Sad times, very sad times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they detect alcohol?

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post But...
how will I get my free ketamine drink in future?
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:49, , Reply)