Twenty people killed by "one punch" in Northern Ireland since 2004
If only everyone carried a fist, this might not have happened.
( My Front Fell Off ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:29, Reply)

if they don't die from the first punch do you get another go?

( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Seems fair.

( My Front Fell Off ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Never fuck with Knuckles McGinty.

( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Hey you crazy kids, be careful out there.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Finish him!

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:42, Reply)

I find that really scary.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:43, Reply)

It is very sobering.
Although that is probably the wrong word in this context.
( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Friend of mine spent a few months in hospital from "one punch" this year
He's ok, but he's nothing like he was
( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Fucking cunts - some cunt down the pub once belted me for no reason - hurt like fuck when I woke up.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)

"for no reason"
other than you being a massive cunt I assume
( LP, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Yeah, he left out the bit about it being a donkey punch.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Oh I see, pick on uncle pissflaps.
But seriously, it wasn't very pleasant.
(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)

so you stamped on the little girl's foot, spat in her weeping mother's face, all the while singing Das Lied der Deutschen, then what happened?
(itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Why the hatred?
Just because I laughed at your awful French grammar earlier...
(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

it was shocking, wasn't it? the grammar. the hatred is righteous. your little girl foot fetish chickens have come home to roost so don't count your eggs all in one basket case.
(itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Stop flirting and get a room you two

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Nasty.
What absolute cunts.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Hideous innit?
There but for the grace etc
( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Hmmm.
I can't claim one punch, but I've been on the wrong end of a few complete maulings. I do NOT recommend it.
( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:56, Reply)

It's sad knowing how much control over your life other people have
any chav spastic could kill you with nothing more than a sucker punch.
(hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:49, Reply)

probably not a spastic. A Downs maybe.
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Did they all have their heads lined up or suttin!?

( megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)

nice tagline,
well done
( gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

must have been a helluva punch. were they all doing a conga when it happened? seems a bit far-fetched otherwise.
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)